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AstroPodlin 17: Beauty and the Quarren
If all 2,000+ of us put our money together we can afford a PS5 Pro come on twitter do your thing! We also go into our thoughts on Star Wars Outlaws.
GTA Online Bottom Dollar Bounties Part 2 - UNCUT
"They're eating the dogs! The people that came in. They're eating the cats! They're eating, they're eating the pets of the people that live there."
MAKE GTA V AGAIN (Ad Free)
"They're eating the dogs! The people that came in. They're eating the cats! They're eating, they're eating the pets of the people that live there."
Comment ‘Shop 17 Prompt!
PROMPTLY PROMPT US
Patrick might actually kill her (AD FREE)
https://youtu.be/InkIjPSTe2UI felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, "PUT THE MIC DOWN." I fear something terrible has happened.
Star Trucker - UNCUT
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, "PUT THE MIC DOWN." I fear something terrible has happened.
BONUS VIDEO: Reagan Reviews
It’s a bio-pic of Ronald Reagan from the director of “Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Crown Jewels,” “Cats & Dogs 3: Paws Unite,” and “Bratz.”-Brian Orndorf
We didn't earn any of this (AD FREE)
Some of you have asked about uploading the videos directly to Patreon so y’all can avoid those pesky YouTube ads. Ta da! We’re looking into whether to upload the backlog, but we don’t want to clutter the timeline with posts so it may just be something we do moving forward. Li is a master of several styles of wush...
AstroPodlin 16: Are You Ready? (Creed Show Recap)
Jacob and Patrick return from the Creed show as changed men. Get all the details here!
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 16
Watch Charlotte make a pretty picture while Patrick and Jacob wriggle in discomfort from their bottled up Creed.
Comment ‘Shop 16
Give us a prompt, love!
BBQ Simulator - UNCUT
Pot roast shaak round, soy sauce, garlic, cavatelli, olive oil, pearl onions, kale, rainbow carrots, Panko breadcrumbs
Freddi Fish - UNCUT
Jacob has an incredible Trump joke we couldn't put in the public version. Enjoy!
AstroPodlin 15: Yassified and Hating It!
Jacob regales us with tails of the Cat Cafe and we discuss what a more fun Youtuber scandal might look like.
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 15
Yes, this episode involves a certain Beloved Queen of Stars. Jacob is not happy.
Comment ‘Shop 15 prompt!
Give us ingredients, and cooking shall commence.
BONUS - Another Hour of Star Wars Outlaws
We run around in Star Wars Outlaws for an extra hour! That's 2.5 days on Polis Massa.
BONUS: The Gasoline Pits of Erowid
As dinosaur-lovers, we at Astrogoblin do not condone the consumption of their liquified remains.
Jet Li: Rise to Honor Part 1 - UNCUT
Good thing we've got a functional PS2 for all these games we want to play!
AstroPodlin 14: Cancel Culture Comes For The Woke-alyte
OOPS I goofed and I forgot to upload this last night. We mostly talk about Vanish Magazine's Greatest Magician of All Time, Criss Angel.
ASTROGOBLIN LIVE - Let us be rid of this game
Watch us expel this plague from our frail forms tomorrow at 1pm PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSIMnKFlDI
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 14
We skinned Jacob and scanned the hides to bring you this week's 'Shop. He was on the verge of molting so he's perfectly fine.
The Comment 'Shop 14 Prompt!
We're all back in the same room for this one, so bring the heat. What's Charlotte cooking up today?
Three Goblin Wobblin' - UNCUT
This one's for everyone who suggested we play this game! And well, who better than Patrick to do it.
Shadow Man Part 12 - UNCUT
Little to nothing is stated about Aisha’s childhood besides from her association with swimming and that her parents' hydroelectric company supplies half of the Otherworld's energy supply. She also once flooded her entire secondary school after she failed a math test, and wadded through human poo.
No stream today!
Due to some scheduling issues we’ll be pushing our stream to next Thursday, 1pm PSTThis may be how you found out there was going to be a stream. Shame on you for not listening to the podcast in full when it drops at 2am
AstroPodlin 13: Eli Roth's Goblinlands
Jacob and Charlotte cope with Patrick's absence the only way they can: by dunking on box office smash hit, Borderlands. Don't worry, Cate- we too are too old for this shit.
