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The Comment 'Shop 14 Prompt!
🕑 Added 2024-08-20 16:58:32 +0000 UTCWe're all back in the same room for this one, so bring the heat. What's Charlotte cooking up today?
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Jane
Jesse Ventura vs Charlotte, Destroyer of Turtles
JFactor
The trio's artistic rendition of famed drug dealer Submachinegun
Dee
Biden and Raygun embarking on a brat summer together
jim nope
the dnc but with free roaming donkeys of questionable intent with human hands
Cugi
Tom Hardy as Venom
Toots McGavin
Foie Gras corn dogs with some jello salad
ben l
alternate reality goblins Shallot, Kabob, and Crabstick enjoying their new Demobazza apparel
Andrew Sterling
What is your new internet connected smart device that will take the world by storm?
Driftless
Cenobites Charlotte & Jacob force Patrick to play Shadowman for all eternity
JRMX
Patrick buying smack off Grimace's Irish uncle
Colin Sharpe
A Gundam selecting their new Astrogoblin model kit from one of those questionable stores
Trevor Sudbury
An ostrich with a peen as long as its neck, but both heads are buried in the sand.
Siôn Williamson
Eddie Vedder free soloing El Capitan on his search for that one microphone that was stuck in the rafters that one time. Maybe add Bella from twilight chasing him down like in Breaking Dawn
David Barber
Rise of the planet of the Jaws
ChillyVanilly
General Tso's mtg card
Robert Fransen
Hog wrasslin' added to the 2028 LA Olympics
TCKingCeryn
The Acolyte Season 2 poster
b00n
humanity ending itself with the monopoly man doing that puppeteer thing while money burns in the background.
theedgeinshow
Harry Caray fighting JD Vance in the crowd of a Creed concert
Juuso E Salin
The Great Hogmancer ruling with an iron fist
Trigar Hunter
Tim Walz helping Kamala out of a coconut tree
phatandlazycow
include the mewing faces from the goblin wobblin thumbnail
gregorama97
the hit sitcom Everybody Loves Almond (and his tall deep-voice brother nut, Filbert)
donaldtello
The pilgrims riding across the Atlantic ocean on a choo choo train to land at Plymouth rock.
Cody Nicholls
Charlotte literally “Cooking Up” this Comment ‘Shop.
Zen Window
opposums playing smash bros mocking the smallest one with the cheap controller they found in someones trash
bozzwick
Borderlands movie poster, but with the twist of the casting actually making sense… OR being more geriatric 🤔
Michael Herrmann
Tobin Bell’s character from The 4th Floor in a Saw trap.
Tadhg Harnett
the phillie phanatic trapped in the painted world of ariamis alongside other unholy mascots
WalkingMirror
Engelbert Humperdinck jumphumps a sink
Juan A.
Marika stuffing Jacob into the meaty innards of a Gundam like one of the jar-people
Juan A.
Adam and Steve
NRay7882
There's recent video of this.
Kikaimato
Desperate house cats
Drew Wagner
the Phillies Day Care as the Astrogoblin logo
NRay7882
The monster found deep in the swamps of New England
Leebos
Biblically Accurate Astro Goblin
an0rpm
woke ivf center
John Malueg
A food cart vendor who sells rats on a stick, steamed in his own piss. A family tradition.
Spurious Machinery
The Existential Goblin Butt Size Metagame Quandary
melifiknow
Worst card from Magic the Gathering's DNC booster pack
Dr. Deagle
Idk probably a Gungan Gundam piloted by jon voight jarjar binks or something
Brian
Exposing the Ferengi Olympic doping program
tigerhawk66
The Phillie Phanatic, Gritty, Swoop and Franklin the Dog eating a fancy Italian restaurant.
LLPaulJay
Obama and Biden endorsing Camel-a (the Camel from Camel cigarettes) while Tim Walz eats a white boy taco
Brian
Green Inferno 2: The Mr. Beast Games
Alfy Red
Patrick unhinging his jaw to eat newborn animals at the Minnesota state fair while Fairchild and Fairborne look on in horror.
Miauchanto
Gollum from the awful video game getting slapped by Tony Soprano
Sean Murphy
Death metal album cover that incorporates Astro Goblin in some way
Dustin Willis
Patrick wearing a skin face mask of Ms Rachel giving a Ted Talk on why cigarettes are good for kids over 3, with a Ciggy the cigarette puppet.
Taryn
Mech Jacob
Softly_Iris
Ciggie mukbang sequel: mewing mukbang (surrounded by mewing gadgets) also rfk is there
Ryan Pelton
Two gentlemen frogs having a duel with a crying lady-frog looking on.
Haste
Elon Musk's Robocop
saaaaaam
Phillies World Series MVP Shadowman
Dean U
Zachary Levi trying to explain how Liggetts are actually cool to his cast mates on the set of Harold and the purple crayon.
liam
Gundam heavyarms with a Jacob Fullerton back piece
Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
Chad Strongjaw slamming some mewing tobacco (sorry I know you told us not to do callback references)
Matthew
Astrogoblin origin Farside cartoon
Honey-Boo-Boo
Detectives Data and La Forge investigate the black mold growing in JK Rowling’s home.
bruce
Double snuffed oreos and chawcolate chip cookies
dangxious
Earthworm James
angad_ungith
Harrison Ford redhulking over George L
Hauntlink
FentLand With the newly refurbished screaming baboon pavilion
Free Will
Shadow Man (as Lenny) being put down by Patrick ala Of Mice And Men
Nibblonians
Communist Hulk Hogan
Donald Mahanahan
B'omarr monk at their first day of spider robot monk kindergarten (Grogu themed backpack included)
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Q hosts the disastrous Mr. Q Continuum Games
Hauntlink
Battlebots but the insides are meat instead of circuits
Jake
An advertisement for Mormon RealDolls
Danny Thrasher
Little Jimmy gets lost in the sauce
Adriano Bacuita
George Lucas and J.R.R Tolkien cosplaying as Characters from their creations
Ralph d. Apel
Shadow Man cleaning Patrick’s kitchen
Bradley Sweeney
Minch running from the law (his atrocity’s have come to light)
Seth Heder
General Grievous’ collection of Jedi shake-weights. He hosts classes at the local gym.
Chelsea D'Amore
The cats of the members of Astro Goblin start an MLM scheme
SteamedJams
Australian breakdancer in mortal kombat
LocalArchLich
Astrogoblins in a trenchcoat sneaking into the DNC to steal the presidential nomination
David Houghtaling
Lou Bega as a fromsoft boss
Dalton Easterwood
What about the three of you as your favorite animals
GoodPostReilly
Paul Blart: RoboCop
Baron Sogz
Grimace's uncle, uncle o'grimacy comes to visit
Conor
The photoshop AI in its workshop making masterpieces
Bradley Sweeney
Jacob but with harsher features (like tilda swinton)
SteamedJams
Rejected collectors popcorn bucket designs
Hey Jawnny I'm in Philly for WM XV what's there to do in Philly 25 years ago
The hamburglar beating John Cena up in the waffle house parking lot
Baron Mathot
what does astrogoblin heaven look like?
Gollum Juice
Presidential Candidate shaped, limited edition, Marijuana edible Eggos (just in time for 420)
Phil Golubovich
Patrick the Brown, Patrick the Grey and Patrick the White
Micah Boy
10000 ants
Jay Deines
Call me Cismale (moby dick themes and shit)
Quicksandbuddy
Quark getting an ear massage
nellyfrommovies
John Shadowman, US Senator of the Deadside
stushow
Willard, but with little Grimaces instead of rats
Joe Leasure
Sketchup
theletterj
Capybara on jet ski. Wave race64 style
