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ben l
Shallot, Kabob, and Crabstick's Kitchen Nightmares
JFactor
Statler and Waldorf in the Pride Parade
Tadhg Harnett
Mercy killing grover after being run over by a semi.
KaitlinBungHole
Gooch Vader
griff mat
abeloth lincoln
Did somebody say boom?
Patrick's viral load consumes all
Whalebone Jack
Jorkin' it in the Stripped Club
Chicofriend
Oregono. Fettuccini. Bolognese. Cheddar cheese. Hibachi grill. Mr. Fantastic. Tantive IV Alderaan Diplomatic Envoy. Spaghetti.
Brovius
MTG as a bulldog
M B
O'Shea Jackson Jr returning to his homeland of Ireland
Cody Nicholls
Courtney Love skating a Vert ramp at the Olympics.
Gollum Juice
Astro gobblin' down some dawgs
SteamedJams
Spongebob i dont need it seen but its for his vape
SteamedJams
Dora the explorer caught in a saw trap
ThePossiblyMike
Shadowman coming back to make you finish his game. Shadow the hedgehog is there too promoting his new movie
Zach Rigby
just an absolute mess of ai slop, cover that canvas in unrecognizable, ungodly creations pls <3
Alexander Vogt
A Dianoga (star wars trash compactor monster) has taken Oscar the Grouch's spot on Sesame Street
Ryogathelost
A realistic two-state solution.
Jay Deines
Legally Grond (Reese Witherspoon as Morgoth’s hammer or Elle woods as Morgoth)
Bryan Weiss
A maternity photo shoot for the lovely couple Mike Lindell and Mike Ditka
Driftless
Cenobite Jacob forces Charlotte & PAtrick to play Shadowman for all eternity
Christopher Garcia
Jimmy Neutron being tried for his crimes against humanity
TCKingCeryn
Sy Snoodles being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon, who’s mouth is unhinged like an anaconda from fake laughter
Alfy Red
Patrick as John Voights character from the movie holes.
SpaceCat
I've been a nas-tiklo carbon girl
Miauchanto
Tony Soprano eating ceviche.
Joanna
A Hard Nettin' callback: the goblins in the style of Big Knee Lover
Dustin Willis
Ms Rachel giving Ted talk about cigarettes being great for kids over 3.
Drew Yetzke
Patrick as gothmog. Spreading his viral load across the lands
Dee
Grill-Dad/In-Law Watto
Toots McGavin
Skidmarked underwear as Rorschach tests for Shadowman
MyOnlyBlackBudy
your sleeping pets being unearthed as fossils in animal crossing
John
Jean-Claude Gun Damme
bozzwick
A funeral/proper send off for shadow man 🫡 Or Tom Handsome givin an improper send off #neverforget.
Andy Ley
Something to do with resident evil would be alright I reckon
Ralph d. Apel
You guys gotta look up the original Mew-er, Greer Childers, videos! Then put her face on stuff.
donaldtello
Something with Sasquatch
Heaps Biggly
Lord of the Rings as portrayed by the Sopranos cast
Party in a Small box
An 80's-esque astrogoblin family photo
ShinChaos
The newest awful pic of Trump but he’s the wicked witch of the west melting alive
Spurious Machinery
RFK jr, favoured warrior of Khorne, claims another skull for his collection
Nibblonians
RFK Jr. being mauled by a vaccine-wielding zombie bear
Drew Wagner
Charlotte getting her revenge on Patrick and pulling an Agent Smith by removing Patrick’s mouth
Quicksandbuddy
The AstroGoblin office of your dreams
Sean Murphy
Create a super group using no musicians, but only sitcom characters
Jake
An advertisement for Mormon RealDolls
Gene Shaughts
Movie poster for Twist3r, in which a young tornado joins The Whatever-Fucking-Job(?)-Thats-Called Team to prove they don't just throw cows and kill dads.
cptvictor
Donald Trump wooing Joe Biden back into running for the presidency
saaaaaam
Tending my garden of little baby John Woo properties
Juan A.
Craig Mazin's head on a silver platter being served to Eli Roth and Joe Crombie by a chainsaw-wielding RFK Jr.
PumaHands
Alien Queen Clown clutch quest
detranova
Abeloth and Alioth going on a cute dinner date a la Lady and the Tramp.
Annabelle W
Nix from Star Wars Outlaws with a joint dangling from their mouth humiliating Minch Yoda because he came on the sofa (I am so bad at these)
Nick Barnes
The evolution line of the Quiznos creature from this commercials
NukeWarm
Kamala Harris jumping off the top rope to slam either Biden or Hulk Hogan
b00n
I had a REALLY good one but I was high and forgot........
Phil Golubovich
Saturn devouring his son but it's Stellen Skarsgård and the boys
Colleen Rock
Astrogoblin as professional wrestlers
Chelsea D'Amore
Ice T's best SVU moments
NRay7882
She will stick her fingers into anything you're preparing to taste it then fold her arms over her black leather jacket
Oisín Connolly
Paul F. Atreides
Ryan Pelton
Totes Macgoats buying totes
Madame Crouton
A visual representation of any of those erowid trip reports, and/or AI interpretation of botiki botiki ga go go ga ga snu snu
ElTacoSpiderrr
Animalistic futurism.
Andrew Sterling
John Belushi drinking 1 million beers
an0rpm
planned parenthood food truck?
Leebos
I just watched Burnt, and this is way too close to home
WalkingMirror
A wee fella huffing jet fuel and touching Conservative God
nellyfrommovies
Lego AstroGoblin
stushow
A Slim Jim commercial where famous Jims are being "snapped into a Slim Jim"
Mike R
A visualization of being high on Nutmeg and Benzos
NRay7882
Abeloth the bringer of chaos attempting to earn her 4th Michelin star
WutangchickeN
Use watermarked assets to recreate any particularly stupid erowid trip as described by the website.
Hey Jawnny I'm in Philly for WM XV what's there to do in Philly 25 years ago
Drew Carey is opening a strip club
Tariq Moustapha
Alternate Universe Astrogonlin featuring Ella Emhoff, Gus Walz, and Hunter Biden. I'll let you decide who is who.
Danny Thrasher
Peter Dinklage joins the Renfaire BDSM club
GoodPostReilly
You guys as horrific Dr. Moreau versions of your favorite little farm animals
Leebos
David Cage's new hit game: Jersey City, Becoming Brat
Bradley Sweeney
Woke dogs
Brian
The mew of Sauron
Juuso E Salin
Creed on tour in the Star Wars universe, feat. Zorba the hutt
Baron Sogz
The arks from 2012 but there's one for furries
Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
Astrogoblin NFT
melifiknow
Biblically accurate midichlorians
Brad
The feeling you get when you cook a good meal.
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Scary Bilbo Patrick
Bradley Sweeney
steven seagal scurrying across the Russian fields on his belly
Brian
21 ciggy salute at Shadowmans funeral
Adriano Bacuita
The "Where was Gondor" scene but with Joe Biden as the King
Hauntlink
Just the worse looking obstacle course, based on those wooden castle playground
tigerhawk66
The Phillie Phanatic, Gritty, Swoop and Franklin the Dog eating a fancy Italian restaurant.
Siôn Williamson
Gov. Jesse Ventura reenacting his frogman days in the jungles of Felucia
Robert Fransen
Hog wrasslin' at the 2028 LA Olympics. Snoop Dogg is there
Siôn Williamson
After a freak mishap during Patrick’s recent leg lengthening surgery. He has been left with impossibly large sideburns :(
Chaz Surfboard
Original Recipe Home-grown Huffin Gas
Daniel Johansen
Patrick the Gathering
Seth Heder
Wet t-shirt contest at Arrakis spring break. (They’re spitting on each other)
Dr. Deagle
Rfk the hutt
