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Party in a Small box
Astrogoblin with big naturals
Phil Golubovich
Jacob doing the AWOOOGA eye pop out at a Perfect Grade Gundam Kit
Boyfromvault101
The Lawnmower Man
JFactor
Saruman looks out from his tower and issues commands to the Woke Mob
Mort Smiff
pov you've just activated Jacob's trap card
Jackson Zander
Patrick being corrupted by the Ring, or some kind of stone with no outstanding features
Jeremy Cerda
The RFK Horror Road Trip
Fyurae
Space Trucker Lot Lizards
AesopSPV
Space-trucking introduces us to a whole new world of gas station boner pills
theedgeinshow
Harry Caray watches Harry and the Hendersons while a group of Hairy Hare Krishnas commit hari-kari
Chicofriend
A heterosexual Jon Hamm giving the baby sun from Teletubbies a helping of mashed potatoes with carrots in it
flyinpotatoes
What it feels like to chew 5 gum
Heaps Biggly
Duluth is besieged by 30ft tall Italian stereotypes
NRay7882
The legend of @Bradley Sweeney shall live on
Wackowitz
An bhfuil tú go maith mar tá tú ag breathnú go maith?
slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses
biden shipping off to valinor (+ the ferris wheel that sunk off the nj coast during hurricane sandy)
Zeigeis
Detailed depiction of how patrick got covid
Nat Schwarz
British Watto
Tristan Wheeler
Benedict Qcumberbatch (Benedict cumberbatch combined with Q from Star Trek and a cucumber)
scott Lamont
Mr Glen Gorblin
gregorama97
Everybody Loves Almond (plz I was so close before)
bruce
Any celebrity being a good parent
Siôn Williamson
Lawman: Seabass Reeves
kidConflict
Emo BMO
kidConflict
Patrick but with all of his hair replaced with his mustache
Andy Desrocher
Love love
AesopSPV
Astrogoblin's trip home after dad beheads a whale and attaches the head to the astrovan
Tadhg Harnett
Fozzie bear being dumped by rfk
Juan A.
poster for a Frank Sinatra spinoff movie starring Scott Stapp
Kade Hensley
AstroGoblin revealing merch that is all just horrifying AI art images
Quicksandbuddy
AstroGoblin's HR manager
Meaxt
Fault in our sharts the prequel to fault in our farts
Kyall Robinson
Piss BBQ
WalkingMirror
Synthol Patrick STUNS in new beach snaps
Danny Thrasher
The spider stuck inside Charlottes web
Juuso E Salin
The council of lead paint stares judges another unworthy
Alexander Vogt
An original idea that I didn't steal from someone whose prompt has already been picked twice: Woke Dogs
goodbye Tarfful
Michael Stipe fighting Creed at a Chilli's
mitchshow
Shrek and co. participating in an ortolan songbird ceremony
John Eustice
Back Shots the movie
Drew Wagner
Charlotte, in a Pennsylvania based mech, vs Patrick, in a Minnesota based mech
b00n
A polaroid of the perfect Astrogobbin society
LeafoftheVine
Yass-ified cryptids
PumaHands
Donald, master angler of trump tower, catches the perfect bass
ShinChaos
The scene from Pawn Stars where the guy is selling the Reagan poster except it’s Ryan selling a poster of Charlotte as Yaddle
Zen Window
opossums reenacting the climactic armwrestling scene from the 1987 film over the top
Christopher Garcia
Tony Soprano getting the Weird Science kids to make him the ideal goomar
Matthew
Elon Musk’s current business plan - burning all his assets and dancing around the pile.
Pazz
Astrogoblin at the Creed Cruise
lubox
Mecha Patrick
NukeWarm
Soviet Kamala, Nazi Musk, and Mel Gibson
Jonathon Brege
AstroTrain
Zach Rigby
smoking the longest cigarette
Sam Collins
RFK entering heaven on a chariot pulled by all the animals he's slain
stushow
I live between Sugartit, Big Bone Lick, and Beaver Lick Kentucky. Let's see what you think this utopia looks like.
Lord of Skunks
Christopher Walken trying to push his MLM on the person sitting next to him on public transport
Barnaby Jordan
Jon Voight's tummy hurts but he's being really brave about it
Hauntlink
the body going on a rampage at the mall of America
biscuit tornado
Opium den for squirrels
Chelsea D'Amore
Astro Goblin Tiny Desk Concert
LocalArchLich
The Chewbacca and Han Solo crossover Transformers find love on a hot new dating show
Angry_Lil_Tuna
RFK Jr as Gollum cradling his brain worm like it was the One Ring
Ryan Pelton
A Warhammer from Battletech blasting a Gundam to pieces
Brian
The Trump clan fighting over whose turn it is with the Trout Trump
Erynsaurus
JFK chainsawing the head off a whale
Spurious Machinery
A Gungan Xenomorph, in Toronto, gosh!
melifiknow
Chud wan Kenobi
Dustin Willis
Joe Hogan Experience
SteamedJams
Rowlf and Kermit hiding a body
dangxious
Patrick the Hat Man
Donald Mahanahan
Best Human Male beauty pageant finalists gather to crown 1st place: a human sized praying mantis that accidentally flew in an open window
Meatshelly
Trimp-fried rice
Haste
Patrick as Sisyphus pushing a Cold Fear disc up the mountain everyday.
Sean Banne
Front Shots Café, with Jacob as the barista
Toots McGavin
GundHAM sandwiches
Kyle Chapman
Alpha male capybara
Colin Sharpe
A gundam selecting its new Astrogoblin model kit from a questionable anime store
Jake
RDJ as doctor doom but it's his character from tropic thunder
griff mat
Woke Krang
Chris Watson
Osmosis Jones gambling his life away, in casino built in the balls
Brian
Bill Maher as the ugliest main character in a video game
Cash_Bone
The wedding of Bib Fortuna and Fin Tutuola
Gollum Juice
Astro Goblins first day of school after getting tremendous savings from Old Navy
averybigdeal
Honky-Tonk George Santos
Adriano Bacuita
The last desperate rocket launching from the wasteland of Earth. Hoping to find salvation amongst the stars
Annabelle W
The Astrogoblin crew as the reboot Twilight cast
Andrew Sterling
Political Hot Dog
NRay7882
RFK: Roadkill Rampage
Claire Myers
'Seed' vault.
griff mat
The second worst designed bathroom you’ve ever seen
Madeline Alright
Columbo lost in a Costco
Brian
Freddi fish characters as the usual suspects having to read the line: botiki botiki ga go go ga ga snu snu
InternetWesley
Obi-wan shutting down the Concord servers
Nibblonians
JD Vance as the diet Mountain Dew version of Pepsi Man
Dee
The Onion Rings of Power
Dr. Deagle
A solution to my dead end marriage
Nohus
Building gundam but your hands are thumbs
Leebos
Ryan Hailey/RFK slumber party in their House That Jack Built animal meat fridge
cptvictor
Ryan Hailey vs RFK Jr for most insane story (with evidence)
Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
Young bull elk wakes up from a nap and screams, then pops a boner so hard he shits
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Willy Wonka hosts reality show produced by Amazon.
Dr. Deagle
A fish with a gatling harpoon gun returning fire against a JD Vance Terminator with hevay mascara bleed
Bradley Sweeney
Sex pest exterminator
Jay Deines
Please twink responsibly (the dangers of twinks)
Seth Heder
Baron harkonnen ducks a shoe thrown at him during a press conference at the Four Seasons Landscaping
GoodPostReilly
CrossFit Jay Leno standing by his really cool new car
Sean Murphy
Death metal album cover with you 3 goblins on it
Ryogathelost
A 2-state solution - Astrogoblin style...
Cookie Cuttings
Unwrapping a Snickers because you're hungry but there's only bees inside
