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WalkingMirror
I'll get a Crountry Back Supreme 🙏
Duncan McNelis
"Bud"
Callum
A dystopian YA novel: bottom feeders fight for survival in a world of tops.
ThirdDeadMan
RFK Jr eating pets.
Grim Graybeard
Pop starlets in a WWE cage match.
Bspike
Beetlejuice is beetle juiced
Alice
aliens receiving transgender surgeries on their way to area 51
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
Sucking off car exhausts for nickels
Dobozer420
Jon Voight and dog the bounty hunter huffing gas at a 711
Jonpo
Patrick actually killing Charlotte, eh with the use of Jacob maybe?
Quarrelsome
Meerkat Mar-a-Lago
Tyler Wilkins
Airbud but he’s just a guy
My Humaniity
I know this is my 3rd rec, but hear me out. In the wake of the debate: what if. Trump's Neighborhood pet restaurant ran by jd Vance being a weirdo and harry caray for some reason
Siôn Williamson
Illegal Alfs preparing a delicious cat in a pot of a marinara sauce like the prison scene in goodfellas. One Alf is using a razor to slice the garlic so thinly that it liquidises with a little oil
JFactor
Saruman emerges from his tower to address his army (The Woke Mob)
stuntryder182
Moses with the ten commandments, except the slabs are the ps5 pro and the $700 price tag. In the background: all the people complaining who still play on a 1080p monitor
ChillyVanilly
Crustacean high school mock debate
Stanky
they all do fat lines of jingle jangle and fizzle rocks from Hiram's private prison and go write an erowid forum post
DylanC
Erowid X Ikea, fall collection
Tomfoolery
Pet shop that includes the nightmare of that star wars outlaw cat thing with Jacob eyes and mouth
Stanky
sexy biker Gundam in a denim skirt and leather halter top
Stanky
big pharama propaganda gasoline huffing ISNT that bad
phatandlazycow
Jon Voight Debates Freddi fish on who condemns more
LordZorro
Astrogoblin as 3 different Elden Lords in combat over control of the The Lands Between
Sam Collins
Excalibur but it's a gun stuck in a rock
Driftless
Cenobites vs Astrogoblin
Nick Barnes
The ghost of Steve Jobs unveiling the iPhone 69 now with even more woke features
bobloblaw_rms
The biggest ball of twinks in Minnesota
PumaHands
Jacob achieving gundam seed freedom
LeafoftheVine
The Electoral College's fursona
ThirdDeadMan
Astrogoblin in The Office. Or maybe a blank white page so Patrick can go home and see his kid.
bozzwick
Storm troopers holding a candle light vigil for their boss. 🕯️
b00n
astrogomblimbs in the same space truck with official lot lizzard Ryan
NickIsRadford
AstroGoblin Truck Stop hotdogs 2 for 1
Heaps Biggly
The games Columbo has on his phone.
Madame Crouton
BEES?!?
Honey-Boo-Boo
I would like to resubmit the opening of 2001 but the monolith is a crisp black pack of darts, and the crew of the enterprise inspecting the mold in JK Rowling’s house.
Brian
The Goon Crow (2024)
Brian
3 Doors down performing a baptism while Scott Stapp crucifies himself
Brian
Whale-folk of the midwest
Dustin Willis
Passionate Fruit
Goob
“Life’s like a box of nugz” and its Forest Gump absolutely dinked outta his gourd with a chocolate box full of flower 🌸
Toots McGavin
Dandelion Scadutree Tarnished Bake Sale
Claire Myers
What if the Terminator saved all those animals from the pet store fire in PeeWees Big Adventure.
Chicofriend
The target dog targets a tranquil transponder trying to telepathically put a poop into Patrick’s trousers
Dr. Deagle
Im a small boy trapped in a well, prompt jarjar binks and shadow man as the matrix
Kyle Koehler
Darth Vader riding his space rig to heaven
John Eustice
A pile of hummbirds versus capcom 4
DoomFeather
Celebrity No. 9.
Quicksandbuddy
Patrick angrily driving a truck or spaceship
Drew Wagner
Charlotte vs Patrick in a Trick my Truck event
liam
Pack of cigs beating a vape with a big stick
GoodPostReilly
Packaging for the Official AstroGoblin Animal Chow Slop
Harper
I also had in my notes "Patrick as Putt Putt" but I don't remember writing that so do with it what you will
Harper
astrogoblin and friends as the cast of riverdale
Zen Window
an opossum and raccoon crew running a scifi space garbage truck like theyre stealing treasure from every stop on their route
lexilucy
yassified tom nook
Lord of Skunks
Kyle McLaughlin attempts stunt on a unicycle (alligators involved?)
My Humaniity
Or maybe JD Vance swimming in the Lake of Rot with his shirt on(that new awkward pic of him).
My Humaniity
Jabba the hut, but he has legs and is walking the runway in a 90s themed fashion show.
SteamedJams
Linkin Park concert playing at the scientology convention (Tom Cruise is doing a backflip on a motorcycle)
SteamedJams
The sex shop by Jacob's house as described by Ryan Hailey (call him to complete prompt)
Cugi
Astrogoblin as space truckers
Kyall Robinson
David Byrne Hitman
melifiknow
Poster for Nick Cave's album tour but he's been listening to Joe Rogan
Spurious Machinery
T2 with Charlotte as the T-1000 trying to kill Patrick but driving a Space Truck in Space.
SteamedJams
Edward Cullen sparkly sunscreen infomercial
griff mat
…the THIRD worst designed bathroom you’ve ever seen
Nibblonians
Mormon Creed
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Teach friends to play MTG Clockwork Orange style.
Dean U
A visual representation of every job Patrick’s had (or just the gross ones).
Siôn Williamson
Emotional support Nonna
Bradley Sweeney
Jesus descending from the heavens, faster than he expected before breaking his ankles.
John
Scott Staph infecting the Borscht Belt (or run it through generative fill just for a giggle)
Joanna
The goblins in big knee lover style (I've been rewatching old Hard Nettin')
stushow
The DEA raids Sesame Street
mitchshow
Noa (ape) flooding the "seed" vault
Tariq Moustapha
Astrogoblin Truck and Tow delivering supplies to the Gathering of the Juggalos.
TCKingCeryn
Joe Biden Dr. Strangelove
Ryan Pelton
Just a handsome little guy with hammers for hands
Tadhg Harnett
Arthur the aardvark being hunted for sport by Jeb bush
dangxious
The chillest mummy
Meatshelly
I know "crountry" is probably already getting old but this is the only thing my brain will allow me to produce lol
Clay Carroll
The apotheosis of James Earl Jones
LLPaulJay
Ryan mewing at the Creed concert while talking about Reagan being the best film of 2024
NPM
Charlotte conquering the Iwo Jima of video games while Patrick and Jacob watch on in horror
averybigdeal
Patrick as a passenger yelling at OJ driving
cptvictor
RFK Jr.'s brain worm and JK Rowling's mold plan world domination
Adriano Bacuita
Minch fighting wildfires thinking of his lovely squeeze yaddle, the symbol that he fights for, at home
Theburningbread
A creed concert but all the people attending are trucks (or truckers) that have big “yeah you would be a creed fan” vibes
Gollum Juice
The cast of Reagan showing up to TIFF uninvited
Meatshelly
Limited time at Taco Bell: the Reagan (2024) Crountry-Wrap Supreme
Jonathan Nordman
All of you as your astrological (Astrogoblinal?) signs
Juuso E Salin
And behold, it was the fifth horseman, and Hulk Hogan was their steed
Phil Golubovich
Working in illegal diamond mine to afford a PS5 Pro
Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
Astrogoblin after becoming a Russian media op
Justin Bugala
Lord Xenu and Chester Bennington looking down from an airplane spaceship at the new linkin park
Siôn Williamson
Leg lengthened astrogoblin joins the ranks of the 1992 USA dream team
SundayBest
A new Pokémon buts it’s just real fucked up and nasty. Just a real dirtbag of a creature.
theedgeinshow
Harry Caray fronting a Creed reunion concert
Chaz Surfboard
Spirit Quest Criss Angel giving advice for your gas huffing trip
Madeline Alright
The Astrogoblin mascot’s apology youtube video for his big scandal
WalkingMirror
Chris Christie Mindfreak
Leebos
Priscilla Queen of the Desert but in the Mad Max universe
Bradley Sweeney
A Snake based economy
Chris Watson
Fucking cup of Dunkin
Andrew Sterling
A truly “wet” sunset
slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses
biden shipping off to valinor (+ the ferris wheel that sunk off the nj coast during hurricane sandy)
Hauntlink
Gigantic Jon Voight vs Lucy the Elephant
Baron Mathot
Ronald Reagan playing Iran-Contra on the NES.
Jay Deines
It’s terf or nothin’ (jk Rowling terfin with other terfs foaming at the mouth with nerf guns filled with T)
