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The Comment 'Shop 29 Prompt
Our fridges are packed with leftovers, but our Comment 'Shop bucket is empty. FILL IT.
AI Generated Coke Commercial - BONUS
Yes PLEASE keep giving us more slop! I am begging these massive companies to keep shoveling crap into our feed so we can make exclusive videos for our fans! Yes!
These conservative movie reviews are INSANE - Ad Free
Yuck. Extremely demonic. They were recording in a room filled with TOYS for CHILDREN??!! Extremely ugly and satanic looking with a misshapen hat on one's head. Very large and scary looking. Nondescript white guy, trans person, racially ambiguous dude, all kinds of demonic stuff. I’m so glad I didn’t take any ki...
Red One Reviews - UNCUT
Yuck. Extremely demonic. They were recording in a room filled with TOYS for CHILDREN??!! Extremely ugly and satanic looking with a misshapen hat on one's head. Very large and scary looking. Nondescript white guy, trans person, racially ambiguous dude, all kinds of demonic stuff. I’m so glad I didn’t take any ki...
Narnia Part 2 - UNCUT
Did you know Will Poulter is in the third Narnia movie? Has anyone seen that one? I watched them after we did the first video. He’s really annoying, truly awful, does a really weird accent the whole time.
Charlotte tries to play a videogame
Did you know Will Poulter is in the third Narnia movie? Has anyone seen that one? I watched them after we did the first video. He’s really annoying, truly awful, does a really weird accent the whole time.
Baby Geniuses and the Treasures of Egypt - Commentary Track
We're showing our thanks to you, dear Gobblers, with a little holiday treat. In lieu of a podcast this week, we've provided a special commentary track for you to sync up with the hot new film, Baby Geniuses and the Treasures of Egypt.It's free to watch on YouTube, so click this link and get synced!https://w...
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 28
This one's for all the Catholic silverbacks in the audience.
The Yo Zone - UNCUT
Surprisingly, nothing was broken in this whole recording.
Yo-yos were the worst part of the 90s - ad free
Members of our Patreon will receive navigational coordinates to a location where they can give us wedgies, swirlies, and a locker to shove us in.
This 20 year old game ruined our video - Ad Free
Oh Suuuusan you've gone and mucked up the Astrogoblin's recording! Good heavens, Suuusan, Mr. Brown is going to be awfully cross with you. He may even unleach his fowl beasts upon you, Suusan!
Narnia Part 1 - UNCUT
Dude, Smeagol! Let her do it!
AstroPodlin 27: Geoff Kiwi and his Gay Awards
We promise the audio gets better once Patrick figures out what end to talk into.
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 27
Charlotte creates Jacob and Patrick's dream Photoshop.
Comment ‘Shop 27 & 28 Prompts!
Always two (prompts) there are. We’re gonna kill two turkeys with one stone ahead of Thanksgiving. We will choose two prompts this day: one for this week and one for next week!
We Played... Every. Single. Wordle. - Ad Free
it's a fine game, but after a certain point it just felt like you had to play it because everyone else in the office was playing it. In general I would say I like word games, but if I'm forced to play something every day eventually I'm gonna grow to resent it. I guess what I'm saying is everything in mo...
Every Wordle - Uncut
it's a fine game, but after a certain point it just felt like you had to play it because everyone else in the office was playing it. In general I would say I like word games, but if I'm forced to play something every day eventually I'm gonna grow to resent it. I guess what I'm saying is everything in mo...
Dragon Age: The Veilguard - UNCUT
Somehow there's even less gameplay in the uncut video.
Why does the hair look so good? - ad free
When Charlotte and Patrick come over, I greet them with a convivial "andaran atish’an" and then they strike be with canes.
AstroPodlin 26: Who You're Dealing With
26 episodes! That's half a year! Isn't math incredible?
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 26
Pack it in folks. Six months of Comment 'Shops is enough. (jk we're gonna do it forever and ever)
Comment ‘Shop 26 Prompt
Congratulations! You survived half a year of Comment ‘Shops! What shall we photoshop in celebration?
Facebook Speedrun - UNCUT
Hoo boy we really went and did it this time
Why we got suspended. - Ad Free
If you needed more proof that God and all his Saints frown upon Astrogoblin, look no further. We have strayed beyond the light of all that is holy. May we find ourselves in darkness, for darkness is all we have now.
Pirates: The Legend of Black Kat - UNCUT
Shiver me timbers! These three scoundrels be setting sail with the comeliest wench this side of Tortuga!
Patrick's new (dead) dog
Shiver me timbers! These three scoundrels be setting sail with the comeliest wench this side of Tortuga!
AstroPodlin 25: One Horse Circus
May our discussions of Mike Flanagan and whether mayo belongs on a sandwich be the balm to sooth what ails you.
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 25
Someone get Patrick some coffee!
Charlotte fucked up - extreme double salt licorice torture 480p
You mess with the bull, you eat bad licorice
Comment ‘Shop 25 Prompt!
A weird guy? A bizarre mural? Animals doing people things? What shall we make today?
