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🕑 Added 2024-11-19 14:00:10 +0000 UTCAlways two (prompts) there are. We’re gonna kill two turkeys with one stone ahead of Thanksgiving.
We will choose two prompts this day: one for this week and one for next week!
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Felix Forrester
Benny Shaps pupating
Duke Ammon
Charlotte as Char Aznable, Jacob as Lalah's Ghost, and Patrick as Amuro Ray
oldleech
Nonnas in the Mist with present day Sigourney Weaver, soundtrack by present day Good Charlotte.
Johnald90
Each of the three Goblins if they were a Skarsgard son.
dudecar34
a Ferengi/Vulcan hybrid businessman, I want to see what the ears look like on this little american psycho.
Horsey Chobunso
Patrick's 300 steps of orgasmic amplification
Chaz Surfboard
The Council of Uncles
Dave Funnell
Fat Bald Miserable 50 year old white English man.
CeeBass
Business ethics
Jistol
A MEATeor about to kill the dinosaurs but they're all SNL Will Ferrell characters.
Ralph d. Apel
RFK Junior Mints
Dorian Bloy
An unladen wagon pulled by two strong boys
Fredducky
Arby’s no longer has the meats :(
Christian
Swiss Family Goblinson
Jonpo
Meat beating meet and greet (Ball torture)
Tomfoolery
Gamer zoo
Ellis
I feel called out I'm 🏳️⚧️ and that's one of 3 podcasts I listen to 😂😂 Abigail is the reason my egg cracked!
Tariq Moustapha
A gift: https://youtu.be/IE0vH4ZW9lk?si=F4L3B_DuP-lMfJVS
Kevin Lewis
Give Jacob a title of a Star Trek episode he then describes the plot.
Connoroni
Hairy old man vs Hairless old man
Jonathon Brege
Al Gores Rhythm
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Tinker Tailor Tellitubbi Soldier Spy (Prussian Uniform specifically)
M B
Mark "Bumpy" Cuban
oldleech
That botched Spanish fresco of Jesus as a cryptid; "El santo chupacabra de Borja".
JFactor
Joe and Hunter Bide-Zyn
Free Will
A BBC breaking down the GAETZ
Ellis
You mean the film where Adam Driver passionately munches box? Yes.
Andres Valdes
3 way battle between Thanksgiving spirit, Christmas spirit, and Luke Skywalker Maybe Shrek too but I don't want to get greedy
Terence Wiggins
Hulk Hogan getting his signature tan by rolling in a 7-11 hot dog roller
Lord of Skunks
The Uruk-Hai's cafeteria menu.
Bspike
Trump's cabinet picks, but they're all furries
Tariq Moustapha
Look, Mr Frodo! A Timothy Olyphant!
Tariq Moustapha
Is this a House of Gucci reference?
Tariq Moustapha
Dunkin Ponuts
volkor316
Baron Harkonnen as a Macy's Parade Balloon
Dr. Deagle
Ferris Buhelers Day On (deathstix)
ShinChaos
family thanksgiving with astro goblin and all their favorite people (skarsgard, ryan, new norm)
Sean Murphy
Yacht Rock Screensaver
Daniel Brown
Darth Mall
Daniel Brown
World geography according to Charlotte
NickIsRadford
Mr Beast's WORDLE OF DEATH
Blake Spears
Tyson v Paul battle once more over the ponut ring, the loser is then consumed by the gape.
Stanky
This turkey is a Bionicle
Shotgunbadger
The ugliest elf meets the most handsome dwarf
SundayBest
Goblin stuffing. You pick the hole
Mike R
Lego minifigs come to life to kill their tyrannical man-child overlord
donaldtello
The Big gang Bang Theory
Kyle Koehler
Frog and Toad take a wrong turn in Hollywood
Michael Zwez
Ray Liotta stuffing a turkey with his dilly.
Michael Pettigrew
The secret lab that Jacob maintains full of failed Patrick clones in giant tubes. Screaming Things with short stunted limbs and beautiful moustaches.
Zen Window
is this a prompt or are you replying
Zen Window
sulus gonna work
Tadhg Harnett
gorillas finding cures for erectile dysfunction
Zen Window
snappily dressed raccoon ceo having a rowdy four martini lunch with their opossum executive team
PumaHands
Freakazoid, chimpanzee
NukeWarm
Ryan Hailey stuffing a Ryan Hailey turkey
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
Voight & Hailey - Discrimination Attorneys at Law
Powersfrombeyond
Jared from Subway, head of the department of education
Heaps Biggly
Salman Rushdie finally gets a turn on the mini-bike
SteamedJams
Jeff Keely tearfully announcing Muppets Party Cruise (2003) as game of the year under duress from Miss Piggy
Michael Pettigrew
10 ways to tell if your boyfriend is thinking about orbs!
Bradley Sweeney
RFKs new baby whale diet
gregorama97
this is a thread for prompts dude
lexilucy
pirates digging for buried pleasure
Ralph d. Apel
Relax Patrick, you’ve almost made it through all the prompts.
Ryan Pelton
Dank sink sponge losenge
Kickflipoff
Incontinental breakfast
Ethan
Adam West Batman trapped by his deranged turkey nemesis The Gobbler
Gollum Juice
polio fire blankets
melifiknow
Lord of the Mimes
bozzwick
The Astro goblin (does it have a name?) gobblin up an Astro turkey. (It’s not good, I just wanted to make a bad pun)
Driftless
The film The Lighthouse but with Charlotte & Jacob featuring Patrick as the Lighthouse
Jordan Moses
Darth Maul of America Torture
Adriano Bacuita
The astogoblins battling the forces of evil (themselves but doing bits that one of the others hates)
Chris Watson
Ninja turtle trying to eat his fresh pizza on 9/11
Haste
You've heard of Sharknado, but what about Horsecano, a volcano that erupts horses?
Ryogathelost
Bionicle love hotel.
Spurious Machinery
also, not a prompt, but I remembered Google Stadia used to be a thing and giggled.
Erynsaurus
Patrick's boy breaking Denathor's nose.
Spurious Machinery
30-50 feral Skarsgårds invasion
Dustin Willis
Jesus Turkey
Edgar Kracis
Riddick smelling beautiful (again)
Chelsea D'Amore
Santa has a new reindeer and it's Rudy Giuliani
Free Will
Heavy Arms Wide Open
j0ated
The First Wokegiving
Juuso E Salin
Mad Max: Furry road
Free Will
Is this a prompt or are you shaming?
Free Will
A dramatic still from the hit 2034 musical: Flowers for Q Anon
greenstick97
ChewBakeca + Thanksgiving Ball Torture
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
3rd man on the moon crying because nobody knows who he is
Sorcha
Jacouroborous (Jacob ouroborous)
dangxious
An abstract “guy”
griff mat
Philomena crink
Siôn Williamson
In a freak transporter incident, Chekov and Sulu find themselves on a planet filled with subs without a dom to be seen
Dean U
Rupauldads Crab Race.
Sean Banne
One of the other prompts but they're really hung, making it original and mine
Sean Banne
What Jacob's ideal jelqing machine would look like
gregorama97
Charlotte's been living inside a left converse shoe
Leebos
Reconstruct the McElroy Brothers from memory
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Inviting your enemies over for Hatesgiving
Softly_Iris
Ball torture
Softly_Iris
Joe Biden hosts the stumbling of the twinks
liam
Ape and hungus man ride a gondola in Venice.
Brian
Hawk Tuah-ing in the face of God
stushow
Astrogoblin becomes a toy review channel
Cash_Bone
Gorilla Pope
goodbye Tarfful
creed gundam box art
alex
Jacob but as that weird Japanese squirrel thing that uses it's ballsack to fly
Baron Sogz
Throw a wee cowboy hat on that bad boy for ya boi Raylan Givens
Bailey ate all the beans
Patrick's the one that got away
Baron Sogz
Timothy Olyphant (Lord of the rings connotation)
Bailey ate all the beans
DL dads keeps confusing Patrick for the twunk they think they're meeting from grindr
Astro Scribbles
Adam Driver in Trump administration as Kylo Ren Secretary of Glup Shitto.
NRay7882
NFL mascot house party gets raided
J Jedi Jameson
Hieronymous Bosch painting of the F****** office closing.
CheapCulture
I am Emperor Gluteous Maximus
Rullagan
Austin, Minnesota tourism billboard
GoodPostReilly
Chris Christie the Hutt takes his Sail Barge to The Shore
Jacob Martin
Just a nice fella
mitchshow
Your Nonna approaching you from the mists
Madeline Alright
Sugar Gay. Mark McGrath coming out to a loving, supportive family
Meatshelly
Astro-Gobblin's Thanksgiving Feast
Ellis
criminal tax evasion
Drew Wagner
The forced PC redesign of the Official Astrogoblin State Flag
slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses
the third impact (nge) but head of patrick
