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The Comment 'Shop 29 Prompt
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Ben Rogers
John Voight (Racially ambiguous) dapping up a baby
Jax
Yassified Denethor yelling at Best Buy employees to abandon their posts during a Black Friday mob.
ADHDRaidsAgain
Baby Geniuses: The Two Towers.
saaaaaam
KPOP (K is for cajun)
Ben Miller
Boku No Pico De Gallo
Gene Shaughts
CigTalk 108.2 presents: Paul Mall Simon and Dart Garfunkel
Dan S
There were no survivors.
Nikolaus W. Hagena
The whole Salzige Cayde-Heringe family take over Arrakis
Waluigi Galleani
Thanksgiving dinner but every family member is Jon Voight
Jonpo
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Jonpo
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Jonpo
Meat Beat Meet And Greet
Malexcila
Char(lotte)'s Custom Zaku II
Heaps Biggly
Temba, his cheeks wide.
Tadhg Harnett
outside garbage god
KassaNova
Mr Tumnuts (truck nuts growing like a hernia out of his abdomen)
Paul
Gandalf hosting a call in show for pipeweed enthusiasts on local access
Annabelle W
woke Renesmee
Tomfoolery
Everyone has to do the next thing Patrick says after reading this
Shakira’s howl from “She Wolf”
A tin of pickled Salzige Cayde-Heringe (aka Skargardströmming)
Ethan
Mr. Sean Bean's Holiday
LeKa
Tony Hawk's Pro Gun 2
Juuso E Salin
Denethors and Pippins karaoke night
Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando
A helicopter but the blades are made out of slim Jim’s
Chaz Surfboard
Hallmark's first NC-17 Christmas film
Fender-Belly Bodine
scott stapp top surgery
alex
Pimp horse
Kyall Robinson
Patrick's vault of camel cash
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Jean-Claude GUN DAMme
Will Stephens
Super Skarsgard Brothers Odyssey
Dorian Bloy
Mr. Furious undergoes the Severance procedure (his sack is too burdensome)
Jordan Moses
Baron Harkonnen the Barbarian
Softly_Iris
Ball torture (so Patrick has a giggle)
Softly_Iris
The great red one gives salzige cayde-heringe his first huge mess
Quest Bruv
The Christmas Carol ghosts rip a bong and roast Ebenezer's nerd ass
Powersfrombeyond
Big Daddy Tim Kane
Haste
Guts Berserk but he works at Zumiez
Swiggy_
Bionicles (pronounced like a greek man of myth)
Blake Spears
Epic Goblin Battle: Salzige Cayde-Heringe International Man of Mystery vs Master of Disguise Jon Voight
Free Will
Gimley and the pretty elf (Legoland?) after eating the saltiest of licorice
Trung Ho
The astrogoblins fall prey to the santa clause (1994)
Mr penis
“The sounding” it’s like the happening but they stick metal rods down their urethra
Drew Wagner
Ronald McDonald getting forcibly removed from whatever an Arby’s Play Place would look like.
Horsey Chobunso
Attack of the Quaaludes
lexilucy
Rob Zombie Himself
Ryogathelost
Edmund sells out Ukraine to Putin for a Turkish Delight
Lord of Skunks
Patrick Brown, but goatee.
Hankenstein
Fred Durst from downtown with a 3-pointer
NukeWarm
So ideally, it would be his head coming out of Liver King
COONTAR
Krampus' gay-friendly cookbook
scott Lamont
Crack miser
oldleech
Red One but it's the Willy Wonka boat freakout.
oldleech
Redundant.
Stanky
Narnia but the children brought a concealed handgun
bozzwick
Patrick as a disgruntled Santa with Jacob and Charlotte on his lap asking for presents. I will be doing this prompt all throughout December,
Erynsaurus
LeGrond James
Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
Baby Goblins and the Treasures of Salzige
Adriano Bacuita
Anakin Shy Gawker
Haunted Picnic
A goosebumps book cover based on the thing that gives y'all goosebumps
NRay7882
Elf-on-the-shelf's first real job
melifiknow
A post from Patrick's Instagram 20 years in the future
Gollum Juice
How the Grinch bought a gun
Tariq Moustapha
The Thrilla in Godzilla.
NukeWarm
RFK Jr Kuato
Zen Window
opossum romeo and raccoon juliet except juliet has a giant dumptruck ass also gorgeous period costumes
Aaron Weber
Dirty, stinky Krampus
Bryan Weiss
What you think AI would create when prompted with, “Stellan Skarsgard eating too much salt licorice.”
Dr. Deagle
Detroit Mets Shortstop "Licorice" Willitz
Nick Barnes
A normal Christmas carol but Tiny Tim got the leg lengthening surgery
Sean Banne
Patrick breaking out of the gulag
kinman
Hamsters left unsupervised
Meatshelly
The power of Guncho, the power of Goonch, the power of Many
Michael Shaffer
The G-FORCE team stealing Mrs. Claus jewels
Rullagan
The post lesbian era
CeeBass
RFK jr hosts Thanksgiving
John
Poorly censored Baby Geniuses' Moriarty hiding in plain sight at a Diddy white party
Fun!
Krampus as next president's Secretary of Gifts
Chris Watson
The Grinch meets sexy
PumaHands
A big face
Whalebone Jack
The Gobbos set sail for Ass
Ralph d. Apel
ABBA Zappa
bobloblaw_rms
A Cinnabon run by Cenobites
Spurious Machinery
The Misery of Applying Decals
Dustin Willis
Tim Buck Three
Toots McGavin
Campfire stories with the American Gothic couple
ben l
Astrogoblin as The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Driftless
Ball Torture (Cenobite)
Driftless
A Storm of Ducks by George RR Martin
Leebos
The alternate reality of Bedford Falls where George Bailey is gay.
Cash_Bone
Oh fuck, Herbie the Love Bug just hit a kid!
cptvictor
Anakin killing the baby geniuses
Ryan Pelton
Fresh air and pubic lice
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
The shocking cure to Patricks on-screen narcolepsy
stushow
Mustache Farm
an0rpm
alec baldwin if he went to prison
Terence Wiggins
Goonch and Guncho
Megan Goins
Crocs for the cool dad
Vull and Noid
Grandma insists my waifu must sit at the kids' table when she's really 300 years old
Paul Sheckarski
wholesome family time, interrupted
WalkingMirror
The Goodyear® Gimp
Nibblonians
Bin Laden playing with yo-yos
Bradley Sweeney
Jacob tricking the devil into eating nasty licorice
SteamedJams
Nosferatuna: Fish Vampire
Baron Sogz
Big grippers
GoodPostReilly
Yearbook photo of your high school’s cigarette-smoking teacher. (Not a teacher who smokes. The teacher that teaches you all how to smoke.)
capecodnative
Nick at Night, but it’s Nick Nolte playing all the parts
Kochebi
How the Goonch Stole Christmas
Madeline Alright
Steven Seagull steals your french fries on the boardwalk
Danny Thrasher
Jabba the Huntter Biden
Sean Murphy
Your favorite cartoon characters, but looking really cool smoking cigarettes
Brian
Yo-Yo Ma yo-yos yo mama
Tim Liggett
A screenshot from a video game that Patrick would actually want to play on Astrogoblin
Andrew Sterling
The Great British “Bake” Off
slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses
"and with your seed" (catholic)
Quicksandbuddy
Jon Voight takes The Substance
liam
Daddy reading his guys a bedtime story
Hauntlink
Hairy Swappin Daddies
