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Holiday Schedule (to be read with the Star Wars theme)
Greetings, Gobblers! We hope that your holidays are filled with gruel and thoroughly tumbled stones.With this time of year being extra busy for the members of our small operation, along with Jacob's impending marriage to a human woman, the upload schedule will be slightly affected.The Podcast will return on 1/16, B...
LOST VIDEOS - The Da Vinci Code
Ewan McGregor used an antimatter bomb to erase this video from existence.
LOST VIDEOS - ADHD Tests
Our first attempt at this video, lost to the ages.
We make an Astrogoblin Christmas Card!
As a holiday treat, we Photoshop our very own Christmas Card in lieu of a Comment 'Shop this week!We even slapped it on a candle that looks good on the mantlepiece the whole year 'round.https://astrogoblin-shop.fourthwall.com/products/meryl-gringues
¡Meryl Gringues de los Duendes!
And congratulations to President Xi on the new jacket!
The internet of your childhood is dead - Ad Free
Patrick is chaotic evil given life. From the moment he asks to sit in the driver's seat, he is scheming to destroy this video. To take what makes a video enjoyable and to make it filth. Painful, raw filth. Enjoy!
Funhaus was holding us back - Ad Free
When interviewed by John Johnson in 1988, John Stewart expressed regret for writing the Black Belt article on Dux's alleged Kumite victory. He described himself as naive for believing Dux, saying that after the story was published he received information that "raised questions about Dux's military career...
AstroPodlin 30: That Verizon Razzle Dazzle
Scams, tiny e-readers, and lost recordings- it's... ASTROPODLINNNNN
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 31
Somehow, Rotta the Hutt has returned.
Comment ‘Shop 31 & 32 Prompt!
We’re doubling up again ahead of the holidays! Do your worst.
Spending $100 on Temu is harder than you think - ad free
Get your daddy a brand new scythe for his backyard, or maybe a pair of motion sickness goggles for your eldest sister. The problem of Christmas can be solved if you watch this video!
Temu Gift Guide - UNCUT
Okay it's not trulyuncut. Jacob's address, nudity, and other naughty things were constantly on display, and were rightfully purged.
Indiana Jones - UNCUT
"Marcus, why does my mouth taste like a YouTuber's whole wet hand?"
That mouth belongs in a museum - Ad Free
We've got merch! Y'all Patreon members get 10% off https://astrogoblin-shop.fourthwall.com/promo/GOBBLER10
WE HAVE MERCH
Our merch store is live and ye Gobblers get a discount for your unfailing loyalty and service to the cause.Our fine and sexy new items are as follows- Goblin Logo Tee- Goblin Pocket Tee- Goblin Bucket Hat- FREE SALZIGE TeeClick this link or use code GOBBLER10 for a 10% discount!https://astrogoblin-shop.fourthwall.com/p...
AstroPodlin 29: Single Jacob's Gone Off The Service Ramp
The podcast is late on purpose because I am exercising my power as a content creator
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 30
Santa gets what's coming to him, shaking the toy-making world for the better.
La guerra de las galaxias
¡Guerra! La República se desmorona bajo los ataques del despiadado Conde Dooku, señor de los Sith. Hay héroes en ambos bandos. El mal está por doquier. En una maniobra audaz, el diabólico líder droide, general Grievous, ha entrado a la capital de la República y secuestrado al canciller Palpatine, líder del Sen...
Patrick Counts to Five
How high can you get?
Finding Santa in GeoGuessr - UNCUT
Legend says that if you can find and subdue a Santa Claus, he will grant you your hearts desire
We found him!
Legend says that if you can find and subdue a Santa Claus, and if you've been very nice, he will grant you your hearts desire.
Comment ‘Shop 30 Prompt!
Thirty? THIRTY??? How did it come to this? Anyway, give us a prompt, love.
We watch the ending of "The Beaver"
Massive L for Jodie Foster.
The worst level of any game ever - AD FREE
Beavers have caster sacks near the base of their tail that produce a yellowish goo called castorium. They use castorium to scent mark their territory and communicate with other beavers.
Narnia Part 3 - UNCUT
Watch this uncut video for the Beaver.
Most recent podcast not appearing in other apps
Hey Gobblers! Charlotte here. It seems there's some issue causing Patreon to not push episode 28 of AstroPodlin to Apple and Spotify (and presumably other apps). I've reached out to support. Hopefully this is fixed sooner than later but in the meantime, listening in the Patreon app itself may be your best bet.S...
AstroPodlin 28: The Skele-Woke Crew
We get the Star Wars and YA talk out of the way early so we can get to the cool fun stuff: the Fentanyl crisis!
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 29
We're sorry for what you are about to witness.
