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🕑 Added 2024-12-17 17:18:31 +0000 UTCWe’re doubling up again ahead of the holidays! Do your worst.
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goooooooooob
Wait make one the rock and the other Joe Rogan
goooooooooob
A butt but the cheeks are both just Joe Rogan's head
oldleech
Man, too soon - Punisher should still be running on netflix.
Felix Forrester
Anne Frank Castle
oldleech
Christmas Story Ralphie using his air rifle for the first time and accidentally taking out another ceo.
Aaron Weber
Having a Holly Hoojib Life Day
Jordan Moses
Little Orphan Annie-kin
Tomfoolery
Maybe just chuck a little holiday goblin in there as a little treat somewhere
JFactor
Long Dong Silver (the restaurant)
nellyfrommovies
Patrick Clown
Baron Sogz
Austin Powers, his teeth jacked up
Benjamin Putland
Salzige Claus
Winslow Robinson
Qui Gon fighting in the IRA and trying to make "points"
Dannie S
Gordon Lightfoot singing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the Edmund Fitzgerald as it goes down, similar to how the band on the Titanic continues to play as it sinks.
oldleech
O. Henry's Gift of the Magi only the presents are that hideous head hat and Mike Tyson mask off of Temu.
TCKingCeryn
Patrick but REALLY wide.
Powersfrombeyond
The Sopranos + George Lucas investigate the New Jersey drone sightings.
Driftless
Elephant Army sacks the Vatican
SpaceCat
Founding Fathers Hunger Games
NPM
The New Jersey “Drone” Devil plus a little itty bit of ball torture
Toots McGavin
Cat party at the bone throne
Powersfrombeyond
Temu Jon Voight and Amazon Prime Angelina Jolie
Powersfrombeyond
The horrors of driving sober
My Humaniity
What a man does aganst such reckless hate
Juuso E Salin
That little troll creature with the big nose from Berserk celebrating the holidays
Will Stephens
Max Rebo band going down with the Titanic
Kyall Robinson
Stardew Valley if it was made by Ted Kazcynski
Flammabell
Shrimp colors
Dobozer420
Dream gas huffing rotation
Lee Hill
John Cena being completely overwhelmed by trying to learn Dungeons and Dragons
Ryan Pelton
A bro guy who keeps saying "cash money" about everything
Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
Emeril “Bam!” Margera
cptvictor
The Beaver whispering in Watto's ear
Erynsaurus
Christopher Lee Harvey Oswald
Meatshelly
Swedish Chef Bukkake (safe for work)
Rullagan
The wreck of the Ellen DeGeneres
Dr. Deagle
SHrimp in real life
bozzwick
Patrick as a disgruntled Santa with Jacob and Charlotte on his lap asking for presents. I have concluded doing this prompt all throughout December! The Temu video was kind of like that, but I’m a man of my word! 🧐
Haunted Picnic
Jon voight caught on a Walmart employe's body camera stealing items for his next role
Cash_Bone
naughty step-santa got stuck in the chimney
Asdfbox
Patrick revisits his time working on The Wild Thornberrys.
lexilucy
Raab Zombie Himself (bringing us some ciggy pudding?)
Tim Liggett
Charlie Wax is sent to assassinate Senator Padme Amidala
Hankenstein
Santa's Nefarious Methods for staying awake on Christmas eve
Hankenstein
Temu Tom Hanks
Lord of Skunks
Misty Mountain Humps
Gerbert
encountering the twink elf from rudolph the red nosed reindeer in the walgreens pharmacy line
Nick Barnes
POV: you are Liam Neeson’s pee stain
Hauntlink
Kawaii Jon Voight and stellan skarsgård as best friends
Bryan Weiss
Chris Beignet
Gollum Juice
Christmas Family reunion at the Skarsgard house
Fun!
Santa teaches you how to really eat a peach. Not just consume it.
Justin Bugala
Charlotte as an elf on a shelf observing Jacob and Patrick
Dustin Willis
Ted, the I.T. Frog with schizophrenia.
Kyle Koehler
Patrick kind of looks like the evil magician from frosty the snowman. Maybe you could do something with that
Josh Guidolin
Salzige's airing of grievances
Barnaby Jordan
Patrick is stuck in a car with the windows up and no aircon on a really hot day
Megan Goins
Frog Yaoi Hands
nicktelecast .
Wallace Shawn sneaking around
slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses
"you have been accepted to woke forest university"
Matt
Non Euclidean Jeremy Fragrance
Ethan
Hog yaoi
an0rpm
santa claus on a hustle & grindset podcast
thehobknoblin
Bauble torture
Ralph d. Apel
Will I Am Sonoma
WalkingMirror
Dale Kojima and his lovely Service Top
Chelsea D'Amore
Dick Van Dyke's 299th birthday party
Spurious Machinery
(ball torture)
Spurious Machinery
Get MOIST, Idiot!
Baron Sogz
The sequel to Red One, Red One Two
Camille Langlinais
Santa but he just found out he was cancelled by the woke left
Zen Window
raccoon mrs claus absolutely throwing ass at the elf strip club while raccoon santa is working his one night of the year
saaaaaam
Temu, his arms wide
heartajack
Dom RFK and sub elon
Mike R
The Vape Whore™
Fun!
An "Oops! All Augustus!" Wonka bar.
Zen Window
raccoon santa with an overflowing sack full of trash for all the good little opossums the naughty crow gets coal
Chris
Saint Nicholas Cage in the role of a lifetime
Brad sweeney
Add for Patrick’s security services and special skills, now that CEOs need professional protection.
Softly_Iris
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Drew Wagner
Indiana Jones and the Lion King and I, Robot
Aksel Lessum
Chris Angel’s in the Outfield
NukeWarm
Can God just be the emperor using his force lightning powers to smite Onan
DoomFeather
The Final Noel.
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Greedy Australian Possum minister verses Pussy boi American President Cunny never had a chance 20-1 on Aussie possum. Merry Christmas you Blue milk drinking beauties.
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Bib Fortuna wins Bibcoin fortune at the Big Kahuna Eat Four Tuna challenge.
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
One of those back pack water bottles, but it's a vape
Adriano Bacuita
The hamburgler but his mask is those underwear with the "nose" hole
NukeWarm
Confederate General Robert E. Bruce Lee
Annabelle W
hoojib holiday party
Chicofriend
A straight train enthusiast (IMPOSSIBLE)
Conor
New jersey drone swarm
Daniel Brown
Bachelors degree party
Blake Spears
Somehow Shadowman Returned
NickIsRadford
Patrick Claws delivers Christmas joy to the naughty goblins
Nat Schwarz
A Hubbard in the Cubbard, if you will
Dean U
Due to a reindeer shortage Santa’s sleigh will be powered by 2 of the sexy leg lamps from a Christmas story.
Kickflipoff
Sarlacc penis pump. Oh no
lilcczar89
Steve Harvey Presents: Faces of Death
liam
Patrick discovers the reason for the season (ball torture)
Madeline Alright
Sir Bottom Hatt just wants it real bad
Juan A.
Female Body Inspector Gadget
Tariq Moustapha
Amelia Earhart in the Empire of the Coconut Crabs.
Softly_Iris
Jacob as autism prime with his new temu digs
GoodPostReilly
Shelley Duvall’s Pro Skater for PS1
SteamedJams
Paw Patrol police brutality (they mauled Garfield)
Honey-Boo-Boo
God smiting Onan for pulling out [Genesis 38:9-10]. Koba is there.
Free Will
General Jar Jar Binks sending drones to New Jersey from his Iranian Mothership
Nat Schwarz
Yankee Pikachu
Jay Deines
Christmas with the kranked hogs
Christian
Cenobites convince Padme to wear the hottest dress she owns to test Anakin’s resolve during NNN
melifiknow
Rankin Bass classic, the island of misfit boys
Jay Deines
Astrogoblin sacrificing The Beaver to the Elder Gods
NRay7882
Optimus prime transforms his jawline with years of jelqing
bobloblaw_rms
North Dakota Gurlz/ Lucky Charms Leprechaun Irish Wake
Leebos
Live nativity scene with Patrick playing each role
LLPaulJay
Immortan Joe Biden pardons Hunter Scrotus
Brad sweeney
Patrick caught stealing pig organs again
LeafoftheVine
Big rat, small town
stushow
Sebulba starts a MLM scam
LeKa
Poorly taxidermied Aslan
Aaron Weber
Indiana Jones holding Sexy Bionicles, “This belongs in a museum!”
Siôn Williamson
Nien Nunb Amazon position
Johnald90
Patrick, but just like the best picture of Patrick ever.
Brian
Santa blasts his sleigh through a liquor store while trying to beat the shots home
dangxious
Edward Yaoihands
Nibblonians
Scientology elf on a shelf
J Jedi Jameson
The League of Extraordinary Astrogoblins.
Terence Wiggins
The doodoo meat in a shit sandwich
