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One of the worst sentences in 372 history
Tell Mike to lay off of C.H.O.P.S., he's having a hard time with all the radiation sickness, it's interfering with all the terrorism he's trying to commit (this is a children's book)
Counterpoint
This pretzel I had on Wednesday.
Mankind's Greatest Mistake
If I told you, and you believed it, "You can only eat Cheetos for the rest of your life," you'd probably react, like, "Hmm, well, that's bad. But, hey, life throws you a lot of curves. I'll take supplements, work out as I need and deal with it as it comes. Stock up on napkins and what could go w...
Muggles Meme Contest
Alright, let's see your best Muggles memes! Comment with a link to your image, then come back and like other peoples posts to vote for them. We've got two signed copies of the book for a judges' favorite and the audience pick!
Ep 182 - Muggles #3 - Zyn? You all right, man?
This is our last reading of The Legend of Rah & the Muggles, so obviously, the following things will be resolved, wrapped up, made clear, etc.The golden keyThe box in the caveRah and Zyn's parentsSir GeoffreyThe Worry StoneThe letter from their motherHow many Manchineet trees are there and should they destroy them?...
280 Mysteries Ep 33 - Case of the Under Water Car - With Bob Fingerman
Are two heads better than one? When one of the heads is Bob Fingerman? Listen and find out!
Reading Material
If you visit our home please be aware that our guest powder room (I'm very demure; I assume everyone who goes in there is just powdering his or her nose) there is only one source of reading material.(You can use the phone to call our Help Line but please note that it is currently out of service.) - mjn*How is this ...
Ep 181 - Muggles #2 - Look, Dr. Dibbs is Obviously Not a Real Doctor...
Let's start by confessing that, yes; The Legend of Rah & the Muggles is obviously a children's book. I mean, the nuclear holocaust on page one. The small, deformed, hairless creatures getting dragged away by terrifying rodents. Giant horse ants. Fruit worms. This is kid stuff.Still! That does not deter Mike nor...
280 Mysteries Ep 32 - The Case of the Exploding Toilet w/ Chris Busse
Mike is joined by his college roommate Chris Busse, who I think we'd call a near-experton Encyclopedia Brown. Can he help Mike? Listen and find out.[Note: because Chris was in Mike's studio they were using a new, untested rig and frankly the audio isn't ideal. Quite listenablebut not ideal. Thank you for yo...
Ep 180 - Muggles #1 - Death. War. Destruc -- oh, hello, Walter!!
Strange, hairless beings. Weird animals. Aquatic creatures. Caretakers caked with their own filth. And these are just the people making this podcast.Now throw in, by far, the oddest musical score ever conceived by the human mind, and you have the first episode of The Legend of Rah and the Muggles (formerly "Rah....
372 Pages - Bonus - Mike Explains Star Wars Very Well and Without Error
After his flawless showing with the Harry Potter movies, Mike takes on the Star Wars films. Naturally, he nails it.If - big if - Mike made any errors at all, please write in and correct him. Thank you.
Ep 179 - Book 32 Announcement!
We haven't read a word of our newest book yet, but the backstory is already fascinating, combining Sussie-esque subterfuge with Titus Uno courtroom drama. No, there's no Real or FanFic here, but rest assured, Mike is still tested and comes up short.ASSIGNMENT: Read the first four chapters (stop before Chapter 5...
Happy New Year!
Thanks to all you jackals for a great 2024 and looking forward to whatever we encounter together in 2025. Until then: sauerkraut and pork
One of My Earliest Critiques
Maybe I should have realized I'd become a comedy writer, but when I was a kid there was a schoolyard parody set to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March(even then, WAY before our time) that went like this:Comet / will make your teeth turn greenComet / it tastes like Vaseline*Comet / will make you vomitSo buy some Com...
372 Pages Ep 178 - The Quilting Cruise Ep 4 - A Cozy Gangland Murder
Ahhh, coziness. Licorice. The sound of ice cream being slopped down while kidnap victims await their fate. Long arms being deftly handled by possibly-retired FBI agents. Birdhouses being made in old, decrepit shoe stores. English paper piecing being done in front of gasping crowds. Reincarnated cat-husbands sneering at...
Quilter's Cruise meme contest winners!
LOTS of great memes at sea this time. It was hard to pick a judge's favorite, but CONGRATS to Jacob & Cameron for winning, please email 372pages@gmail.comfor your prizeCheck out the entire gallery here
280 Mysteries Ep 31 - The Case of the Pet Skunk w/ Sean Thomason
We're back in Idaville where Encylopedia has to track down a Lil' Stinker who has been... poisoning local pets?? What the hell Sobol?!Joining us for this episode is Sean Thomason whose work you have hopefully enjoyed at RiffTrax and the Ringheads Podcast. Sean is a newbie to Idaville but has some strong preconc...
Quilting Cruise meme contest!
It's time to share your favorite cozy cruise memes! Drop a link to the image file in the comments, then come back and vote for your favorites by liking them. The one with the most votes, as well as the judges' favorite, wins a prize, which this time includes one of these AMAZING friendship bracelets made by Wor...
372 Pages Ep 177 - The Quilting Cruise Ep 3 - Gabe's Delicious Voice
Redwork is finally explained. As are blackwork, bluework and greenwork. Also (drool alert!) cruise ship food is repeatedly mentioned. I've also heard that The Captain's Dinner happens.And for those of you champing at the bit, YES, Conor recruits the fine men and women who do their great work on the Dark Web.Plu...
280 Mysteries with Scott Beckett - Ep 30 - The Case of the Ugliest Dog
Mike and Conor are joined by Scott Beckett in an attempt to match wits with Idaville's best and most reasonably-priced private detectives.
372 Pages Ep 176 - Quilting Cruise Ep 2
Mike and Conor are back in the CozQuiltPlasVerse (still haven't fully shaken the last book...) You know what that means: Longarms are mastered by devastatingly handsome ex-law enforcement agents. Jeopardy is watched while things happen. Character names fly at you like fake snowflakes on the set of Hot Frosty.Plus, ...
280 Mysteries - Ep 29 - The Case of Lathrop's Hobby w/ Josh Fruhlinger
Mike gets some help from The Comics Curmudgeon, Josh Fruhlinger, with a mystery involving a peculiar hobby.Check out Josh's daily blogging of the funny papers over at joshreads.comand read his novel The Enthusiast!
Ep 175 - Book 31 Announcement!
It's cozy season people!Get the book here (affiliate link) https://amzn.to/4fzHWa1or https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-quilting-cruise-miranda-hathaway-adventure-9-mary-devlin-lynch/15570101?ean=9798665350622Jonathan's song: 372pages.com/recapsong.mp3All the images we discuss in this episode: https://imgur.com/a...
280 Mysteries Ep 28 - The Case of the Broken Globe
Shockingly, there are exactly zeronude skin divers in this episode, which prove to be more of a challenge to Mike.New book announcement coming next week!
280 Mysteries Ep 27 - The Case of the Skin Diver
NO GUEST this time, so let's see how Mike does. Can he best Idaville's biggest brain?This episode's illustration:
Mike & Conor play the Tek War CD-Rom game
Weeks ago, Conor made an impulsive and shortsighted promise to track down and play the TekWar CDRom game from 1995. So here is a video of him doing exactly that while Mike gets to observe. THRILL as they attempt to calibrate DOSBox settings in real time! STRAIN to hear what they're saying over the blown out Sound B...
Happy Birthday Mike!!
Our own beloved Mad Dog turned a milestone birthday this year, which your co-host here may have just learned about from a Seinfeld Meme Group on Facebook. I think we can all agree that the world is a better place with his humor and perspective and sheer delight at fictional teenage archaeologists getting slapped. So le...
Tek Kill meme winners!
As always, many great memes and more creativity expended than the authors managed. Congrats to our winners, Claire and Harris! Check out the whole gallery hereWinners, please send us an email so we can get you a prize!
372 Pages Ep 174 - Tek Kill - Ep 4
Finally, the most pressing questions are answered: who is Mrs. Juneanne Stackpoole? Will Anselmo be as big a character as we always assumed? What's the latest from the Thelwell Brokerage Services?!Oh, also, though it doesn't matter or count in the least, the Real of FanFic, Mike v. Conor is tallied.Plus some li...
280 Mysteries Ep 26 - The Case of the Black Horse with David Roth
Conor challenges Mike again with another E. Brown case: but there's a twist! Mike get's an assist from David Roth, writer and podcaster, you can find him at Defectoror get his podcast It's Christmastownat podcast places.
