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My 2023 would have been so much better if you were in it. π’π
My 2023 would have been so much better if you were in it. π’π
My love for you is like a work of art β it's bold, colorful,..
My love for you is like a work of art β it's bold, colorful, and impossible to ignore. ππ
Where can you find comedians on New Year's Eve? Waiting for ..
Where can you find comedians on New Year's Eve? Waiting for the punchline. ποΈπ
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip π
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip π
why don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels ππ¦
why don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels ππ¦
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm onl..
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm only asking for one at midnight. ππ
I bet you can't guess what's on my mind right now. π€
I bet you can't guess what's on my mind right now. π€
What do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus? ..
What do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus? No one is ever awake to see them. π ππ΄
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's E..
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forrced to. πΆπ΄β°
if you wish you could be behind me right now, drop a tip π
if you wish you could be behind me right now, drop a tip π
I don't need to watch the ball drop, I'd much rather sit her..
I don't need to watch the ball drop, I'd much rather sit here and watch you. ππ₯
If flirting was a sport, I'd have a gold medal π by now.
If flirting was a sport, I'd have a gold medal π by now.
I may not be perfect, but my personality captures hearts lik..
I may not be perfect, but my personality captures hearts like a beautiful photograph. πΈβ€οΈ
What was the Amityville priest's New Year's resolution? To e..
What was the Amityville priest's New Year's resolution? To exorcise more. π»π
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then y..
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then you should tip π
My only resolution is to focus on you. β€οΈπ
My only resolution is to focus on you. β€οΈπ
I fell for you faster than the ball drop. ππ
I fell for you faster than the ball drop. ππ
Can I follow you home? π Cause my parents always told me to ..
Can I follow you home? π Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. π
What's the easiest way to keep your New Year's resolution to..
What's the easiest way to keep your New Year's resolution to read more? Watch TV with subtitles. ππΊ
i hear tipping makes your erection last longer π
i hear tipping makes your erection last longer π
did you know i chat more with the guys who tip π π
did you know i chat more with the guys who tip π π
Why did Santa's reindeer form a band? πΈπ They wanted to go o..
Why did Santa's reindeer form a band? πΈπ They wanted to go on a "sleigh" tour! π΅π
Are you a Christmas puzzle? π§©π Because I can't wait to piece..
Are you a Christmas puzzle? π§©π Because I can't wait to piece together our love story. πβ€οΈ
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? π Roberto
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? π Roberto
What's Santa's safe word? π π "Rudolph!" π¦π
What's Santa's safe word? π π "Rudolph!" π¦π
I may not be a love expert, but I know flirting is my specia..
I may not be a love expert, but I know flirting is my specialty. πβ€οΈ
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? π© The one w..
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? π© The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile π
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile π
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it a..
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? πͺππ
What would it be called if you woke up every day in the morn..
What would it be called if you woke up every day in the morning to the sound of zombies screaming? π§ββοΈ Dawn of the Dead
