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Impressed Elena! [Reality SF-06:3]

[A.S.] I suddenly want to be a graffiti artist.

Reze (Arc)hes![Reality CN-SW:3]

[G.H.] Woops. Sorry, I didn't mean to break your choker. I hope that's oka--

COMET Patreon Poll #8 (Badass Gone Splat!)

[A.S.] Hey you, yes, you! Have you ever seen a girlboss and sai--[G.H.] Woah woah woah... okay, first off, one of these options is a criminal. And another is just a environmentalist. That doesn't seem very "badass" to me.[A.S.] Sigh... you wouldn't get it...

Shego Spun! [Reality KM-PS]

It's always nice to receive letters from you guys :3! For everyone sending me letters, you make me blush... here's one now! From one Micheal M. Mouse. "Dear CometConundrum, Please cease and desist from using our characters. Yours truly, Mouse."That's a weird way to profess your love. A.S.

Mavis Mat! [Reality HT-TL]

[G.H.] Hey Josephine sorry I'm late I was doing stuff[A.S.] It's okay... I am a "Stuff" ...[G.H.] Omg!!!!! Alisser!!!! No!!!![J.L.] Haha Gabriel, you are banging our coworker ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Base model by Skuddbutt

Teto In Trouble! [Reality VC-LD]

I have one thing to say to whoever caught, pancaked, and poured syrup over Teto. ...lucky...A.S.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Commission for @flattenedobject on DA

COMET Patreon Poll #7.5 (Goth Girl Tie!)

Haha, very funny guys. The whole point of a poll is to choose one, not two. I can't be scared by two goth girls.I'll have it up for today only! Please participate in democracy fairly.G.H.

COMET Patreon Poll #7 (Goth Girls!)

Hey you. Yes, you! Goth girls scare me. I've only heard about them, but never taken on an A.D.A. case with them. I suppose it's almost Halloween time in [REALITY 20-25], so I may as well face my fears. Please don't vote for the scariest one.G.H.

A Coworker's Crush! [Reality EV-A1]

I don't condone smoking. It's terrible, if not worse than A.D.A. Equally as addicting and-- wait, where'd they go? Could've sworn there were affectees here and not... orange juice.J.L.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Commission for @SquishyLana on DA

ChronoGear Clothesline! [Reality HL-LV:2]

[A.S.] https://x.com/ivexcess/status/1963905717053641185[G.H.] how did you do that with your mouth---------------------------------------------------------------------------Commission for BrassicaTF

Professor Pancaked! [Reality LW-A1]

[A.S.] For the last time Josie... magic is real, look![J.L.] Must be some advanced technology restoring her... must be from that metal stick... Gabriel, look into this![A.S.] Ugh...

Assassin In Glass... sin? [Reality SP-YX:2]

[G.H.] Hey Alissa, your favorite assassin/mom got flattened again. [A.S.] Oh, boy! She looks adorable, with that pressed chest and-- uhm, what's with the watermark?[G.H.] I... I... don't know. It's kind of... beautiful..[A.S.] ...it's glistening... wow... we should tell somebody. [G.H.] This changes eve...

COMET Patreon Poll #6 (Loser's Bracket!)

[J.L.] You, yes you.[G.H.] H-Hi Ms. Lamau. Is there something you need?[J.L.] We're contractually obligated to post a poll every 17th. It's the 17th. Got the A.D.A. reports ready?[G.H.] Uhhhhh... yes. Yes let me just use these different, totally unseen poll choices before.[J.L.] Good. That's why I won't...

Power Piston! [Reality PW-ST]

[G.H.] I'm surprised we had enough left over money to afford a console for the break room. Reality 20-00 had some great prices, I'll admit. [A.S.] Oh yeah, for sureeeee... I had a Dreamcast in my reality before uhm... I don't really remember anything besides that.// JOSEPHINE steps out of a green portal, ho...

Subatomic Squeeze! [Reality 1N-VC]

[J.L.] There. Just like we promised. All the coordinates you needed for this individual. Now your side of the bargain, Mr. Levy?// PORTAL SFX //[A.L.] The cubes are yours to keep.[J.L.] Delightful. I presume this won’t be the last of our transactions.[A.L.] There’s no rest for inter-dimensional travelers like us. I...

Superhero Squad Squash! [Reality 00-00:10]

[A.S.] That event was super, man.

Strategist Stretched! [Reality RV-LS:2]

[G.H.] (gasp) D-Did I die? Again?[A.S.] Yup. Had to get a strategist to fix you up. Josephine says it'd cost more to dispose of you.[G.H.] Good to know I'm appreciated here. Say, should we help her? She did save my life...// VIEW RENDER ABOVE //[A.S.] Nah.

Chie Crushed! [Reality PS-04]

I certainly advise all viewers to not stand too close to their TV. Otherwise you'll enter a parallel reality, fall to the floor, and inflict A.D.A. upon the surrounding area. It's also not good for your eyes. Trust me, I'd know.- J.L.--------------------------------------------------------------------------...

COMET Patreon Poll #5 (It Came From Beyond!)

[⟊⍜⊑⋏ ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏]: ⍙⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⏃⋔ ⟟.[A.S.] haiii alien! :3[⟊⍜⊑⋏ ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏]: ⍙⊑⊬ ⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⏃ ⌿⍜⌰⌰ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ "lesbians" ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⏁⍜ ☊⊑⍜⍜⌇⟒ ⏁⍜ ⌇⍾⎍⟟⌇⊑? ⌇⍜⎍⋏⎅⌇ ...

Squish Games! [Reality SQ-DG]

[J.L.] (on comms) Okay Gabriel, try to secure the area by communicating with them first. Just get in, and go.[G.H.] H-Hello, tracksuit clan. I-I am Gabriel Halley of Reality H3-R0. Please step away from the A.D.A. affectee before we—[UNKNOWN] 이 백인 소년은 무슨 말을 하는 거야?// GUNSHOTS SFX //[J.L.] G...

Desk Decor! [Reality WU-WV]

[J.L.] A force to be reckoned with for sure, but not even the strongest can avoid A.D.A. [A.S.] I am staring respectfully. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Commission for @OmegaINCnew on DA

Morrigan Mushed! [Reality DR-KS]

Turns out, if a succubus is left without a source of lust energy, they go flat. Though for some, I suspect it'll be hard to keep them flat for long.G.H.

Quested and Bested! [Reality ET-OD]

[A.S.] You guys are so lame sometimes, FOE...[G.H.] What?[J.L.] It's her new "vocal stim."[A.S.] It is not... FOE...[G.H.] Alright, I'll go back to working on that succubus report you wanted. FOE... uh, why did I just say that..? [J.L.] Oh great, and now it's contagious. FOE.------------------------...

COMET Patreon Poll #4 (Raise Hell!)

You. Yes, you. You’re probably mortal, right?If it wasn’t already obvious, all COMET personnel (yes, even interns like me) are functionally immortal. That is, until they leave or quit, but no one’s ever done that. Closet I’ve ever come to visiting an afterlife is Reality OW-16’s “re-spawn” area. Though, I...

Ouroboros Oopsie! [Reality X3-N0:5]

[G.H.] Interesting, that A person doesn't match this universe's atomic frequency... I believe she may be an enigmatic observer from a different reality! [A.S.] A what?[G.H.] Huh?[A.S.] Huh?---------------------------------------------------------------------------Commission for @Hoomiiin

Forced Evie! [Reality 00-00/SW-77]

[A.S.] I see your schwartz is as big as mine.[G.H./J.L.] There's no way you've watched that. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Commission for @SquishyLana on DA

ADA CULPRIT: ALYSSA:3

[A.S.] I like her because we share the same name :3.---------------------------------------------------------------------------Commission for @BusManSam on Twitter

Frieren Framed! [Reality FR-RN]

Joining COMET brings the upside of becoming immortal. That is, until you leave, and your bones wither into dust instantly. At least, that's what I've heard. No one's ever quit. We'll keep [FRIEREN] in this state for a bit. Into our collection of random experiments......maybe I should have Gabriel check ...

[WIP] — Nap Time

Alright. Preparing to stuff her in the frame. Still surprised she won by 3%. At least it wasn't a tie like last time. Nobody make a peep. Shh.J.L.

COMET Patreon Poll #3 (Framed Fate!)

You. You believe me when I say magic isn't real, yes?It's ridiculous, it's perverted... so today we're going to put that to the test!Alissa will entrap one of your choices, and if magic is in fact real, then they'll be unscathed. Plain and simple, it's the scientific method. ...I've truly ra...