motogemnudeflix posts
Posts: 1779
Files: 7457
i hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's..
i hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's true π¦
What do naughty elves post on social media? π§ββοΈπ» Elf-ies! πΈ..
What do naughty elves post on social media? π§ββοΈπ» Elf-ies! πΈπ
How do you get a squirrel to like you? πΏΒ Act like a nut
How do you get a squirrel to like you? πΏΒ Act like a nut
tipping makes you incredibly sexually attractive π
tipping makes you incredibly sexually attractive π
What do you call Santa's wild party? ππ A mistletoe orgy! πΏπ
What do you call Santa's wild party? ππ A mistletoe orgy! πΏπ
Let's flip a coin: heads, you're mine; tails, I'm yours. πͺπ
Let's flip a coin: heads, you're mine; tails, I'm yours. πͺπ
i love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid π e..
i love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid π even a chef wouldnβt spend 40 hrs a week cooking for free.. drop a tip if u like me? π
What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? ππ¬ "You tu..
What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? ππ¬ "You turn me on!" π‘π
Are you a Christmas fireplace? π₯π Because being with you war..
Are you a Christmas fireplace? π₯π Because being with you warms my heart on even the coldest nights. πβ€οΈ
Give it to me! Give it to me! she yelled. "I'm so wet, give ..
Give it to me! Give it to me! she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella βοΈ
Why did Mrs. Claus divorce Santa? π€Άπ He was caught coming do..
Why did Mrs. Claus divorce Santa? π€Άπ He was caught coming down the chimney with a different ho! π π₯π
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "FINE" written al..
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "FINE" written all over you. π«
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as ru..
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? π π€£
you know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip π
you know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip π
I assumed happiness started with an βHβ but I believe it act..
I assumed happiness started with an βHβ but I believe it actually starts with βU.β πβ€οΈ
What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an o..
What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? π³ Itβs not what it looks like! π
all my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be..
all my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be one of my faves? π₯Ί
π½οΈ π§ππ£ π§π’ ππ«π§ππ‘π ππ«π£ππ₯ππ§ππ’π‘π» $5 = Just a nice way to say tha..
π½οΈ π§ππ£ π§π’ ππ«π§ππ‘π ππ«π£ππ₯ππ§ππ’π‘π» $5 = Just a nice way to say thank u for my entertainment services hehe π $10 = Iβll add 7 DAYS TO EXPIRE $25 = + 14 DAYS TO EXPIRE $50 = Expire removed πΒ πππππππ πππ ππππ...
Why did Santa hire a dominatrix? π π He wanted someone to whi..
Why did Santa hire a dominatrix? π π He wanted someone to whip his sleigh into shape! π π₯
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? π A cherry fl..
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? π A cherry float
I can be good to you if youβre good to me π drop a tip and s..
I can be good to you if youβre good to me π drop a tip and see
Why did Santa go to the strip club? π π He wanted to check th..
Why did Santa go to the strip club? π π He wanted to check the North Pole dancers! ππ
Flirting with you is like being on a roller coaster π’, thril..
Flirting with you is like being on a roller coaster π’, thrilling and full of ups and downs! π€©
Drop a tip if you like my assets ππ
Drop a tip if you like my assets ππ
What's Santa's favorite position? π π Doggy-style, with his r..
What's Santa's favorite position? π π Doggy-style, with his reindeer! πΆπ₯
Can I be your sleigh ride companioon? π·π I'll take you on a ..
Can I be your sleigh ride companioon? π·π I'll take you on a thrilling journey of love and joy. πβ€οΈ
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him aroun..
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ π
What do you call Santa's favorite strip club? π π’ The North P..
What do you call Santa's favorite strip club? π π’ The North Pole Exotic Lounge! ππ
You're the π¦ cherry on top of my ice cream, the extra sprink..
You're the π¦ cherry on top of my ice cream, the extra sprinkle of sweetness that makes life even better. π¨π
Where do boats go when they're sick? β΅οΈ To the boat doc
Where do boats go when they're sick? β΅οΈ To the boat doc
