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Futureporn January 2026 Progress Report
What's new1. On futureporn.net, patron status no longer takes 60 seconds to synchronize with Patreon. Instead, it synchronizes immediately, every time you log in.Behind the scenesWinter has been ice cold and I have a bit of seasonal depression. I'm working through it as best I can. Since last month's progre...
hello again
I usually post a progress report on Patreon on the 15th of every month. If I'm late, that means something is wrong. I'm three days late this time because I'm a little burnt out, and my mental health hasn't been great.Long story short, my parent's dog died and I've been sad about it.I'm conti...
I can't support IPFS anymore.
If money was good, I wouldn't be saying this, but that's not my reality. My money situation is dire, and I need to take action. I've taken down the IPFS cluster and am reclaiming its maintenance cost for improving Futureporn user experience.This is a last ditch effort to save Futureporn. My debt has become ...
Future.porn Problems and How I Solved Them
Or at least how I'm planning on solving themThis past month has been rough-- a mix of progress, setbacks, and financial chaos. I've made big strides on future.porn, but I've also hit some snags. The biggest one being money.I've been pouring a lot of cash and energy into improving the site while my incom...
Futureporn September 2025 Progress Report
Hi, it's me CJ_Clippy, author of futureporn.net and future.porn. Futureporn is a project to preserve lewdtuber history. This long-term project has been running for about four years, and we hope to continue for many more.Today we have a progress report where I'll go into depth on what I've been working on. f...
FP August 2025 Update
Hi guys, lots of good news this month. VOD Migrations underwayFutureporn.net (v1) has the VODs, but future.porn (v2) doesn't have the VODs. We're fixing this issue straightaway, bringing in all the VODs from the v1 site so the v2 site can be more useful.Upcoming new featuresAutomated speech recognition, closed ...
Vibe Update: Goal Accomplished!
I'm making good on my promises, starting with Lovense vibration sync. To make this work, I trained a YOLO11 machine learning model to scan individual video frames and detect when Lovense overlays appear. Using this information, a .funscript is created.future.porn is now generating .funscripts for every VOD uploaded...
Introducing future.porn
Futureporn 2.0 is here, and it’s better because it’s smaller, simpler, and focused.https://future.pornfuture.porn gives patrons the ability to create vtubers and upload vods. Finally, this isn't just my project. This is our project.A massive productivity boostBy simply taking 2 weeks off! Refusing to work! Enjo...
Futureporn May 2025 Update
Rebuilding Futureporn—for Developer Sanity, and for the FutureFutureporn's software stack and I have been in an abusive relationship for years, and it's time to sever that relationship and replace it with a healthy one. This means we're going to see some changes in the website appearance and function, wit...
FP April 2025 Progress Report
No filters. No holding back. raw honesty time.I'm burnt out. In the past several weeks, I've wanted to quit more than ever before. I've wanted to pull the plug and walk away, take advantage of the warming weather to ride my bicycle across the country. But I can't do that, because I'm not satisfied. ...
Futureporn March 2025 Progress Report
The results are inPreviously I was planning on removing IPFS entirely, but I've changed my mind after seeing the results of last month's poll. The overwhelming majority of visitors want IPFS and Torrents, not just one or the other! Going forward I will support both protocols.Roadmap announcedI've set milest...
February 2025 Progress Report
I'm building the next generation of Futureporn.netto include automated VOD processing, torrent creation, and HTTP live streaming (HLS).Soon, patrons will be able to upload their VODs to Futureporn and we will build the archive as a community effort.Building a robust, anti-fragile content management system is a lot ...
Futureporn Update Jan 2025
Hey guys. January is a great time to reflect and make resolutions. After a lot of thinking, I realize I've spent the past 6 months trying to push an update that is impossible to produce. There were layers of complexity of hastily designed prototypes. There were fragments of bespoke, deprecated integrations. Making ...
Futureporn December 2024 Progress Report
Guys I'm depressed. It's winter and many days are too wet and cold to ride my bicycle (my favorite activity). It's only going to get colder and there's going to be more ice and snow. Cabin fever. Some days all I can do is jog circles in my apartment to keep myself from going crazy. I never enjoy this pa...
Futureporn Nov 2024 Progress Report
Big update in the works! Here's what I've been working on and what's coming down the pike.The past several months have involved deleting a lot of unnecessary parts to reduce snags and pain points. I've made the difficult choice of switching from Strapi Content Management System to Postgrest, and this me...
Futureporn progress report October 2024
Hi everyone, it's that time of the month where I post what I've been working on and how things are coming along.A big focus of 2024 has been improving my skills and knowledge in distributed systems and microservices infrastructure. I'm to the point where I'm confident to start deploying what I've le...
Futureporn September 2024 Progress Report
Dreams come trueI occasionally find myself in disbelief about things that have happened. Not too long ago, I was living an aimless life. I knew I enjoyed software development but I kept working jobs that were completely unrelated to my talents. On a long walk after quitting yet another unfulfilling job, I made the reso...
Futureporn Jun 2024 Update
BugfixesThere was a bug where visitors received an error when they tried to tag a video. This bug has been squashed, and visitors can create tags.Upcoming New StuffStream Archive is almost here! (I'm waiting until Monday to deploy the update.) Stream Archive gives us visibility into a VTuber's stream counts. It...
Futureporn May Progress Report
CapitalI spend a lot of time thinking about how I can improve Futureporn. Money is an easy solution I often consider, but lately I've been focusing elsewhere. I heard something from an entrepreneur about three types of capital.Financial capitalSkills capitalRelationship capitalI may not have a massive budget like o...
Futureporn Apri 2024 update
I got a lot off my chest last month when I wrote about my money problems. I wanted to extend a sincere thank you for listening, reading, commenting, and supporting financially. I'm just a guy here making a VTuber website on the internet and I'm uplifted by what you do. Thank you.When I'm stressed, I can'...
I'm in finanical trouble
Futureporn is an unofficial, fan-made NSFW archive of Lewdtuber livestreams. Originally started as a ProjektMelody-only library, the mission has expanded to become the Galaxy's Best VTuber Hentai site.This mission has been fraught with peril. I've been banned from at least 3 cloud hosting providers. I've st...
Futureporn February 2024 Update
Backend ProgressIt's amazing just how much WORK goes into making a video site. This is not a complaint (I like this work) but I sometimes have to take a step back and appreciate websites like youtube that do incredible amounts of work behind the scenes.A lot of work has been going into Futureporn's backend. Thi...
Futureporn January 2024 Update
Thank you for your continued support! I have been fervently working towards delivering new features that have been funded. Presently, I'm working on adding multiple VTubers.Here's a sneak peek at the new Streams Archive page.This page is meant to display a summary of Futureporn's archive in a compact format...
Celebrating Three Years
Futureporn started in December 2020. Originally it was a very simple webpage that could only serve one or two visitors at a time. I went on a journey to redesign and I've been iterating on the website ever since.It's been one hell of a ride and I hope to continue for as long as I can. I love the grind, I love t...
Navigating Challenges and Building Dreams
Challenges2023 for me has been one personal financial crisis after another, and I'm really struggling. I have wanted to give up on so many occasions, but the dream keeps me going.I need help, but I won't beg. I will work harder and provide more value.Part of that value comes from reliable data. futureporn-qa is...
October 2023 Update
New features Tags & Timestamps have returned IPFS Content IDs get a copy buttonThe plan for second half of October, first half of NovemberBugfixes and system reliability improvements.Futureporn has become quite a complex system. There is a frontend powered by next.js, and a backend powered by Strapi. There's also a...
Gearing up for a multi vtuber future
Hey guys! I'm preparing to release a major update to the website which is setting the stage for a multi-lewdtuber future. This update is a complete redesign of the existing frontend, migrating to a more robust web framework. I'm planning on releasing the update on Monday, September 18th. Here is a sneak peek of...
Futureporn August 2023 Update
A quick update on the past 30 days of Futureporn development, and a look at what's coming next. I got sick and had to spend almost two weeks in bed recovering, followed by a refreshing four day vacation for my brother's wedding. No tangible website updates this month, but there's plenty in the works for a m...
Futureporn.net July Update
This month brings new backend upgrades that will help Futureporn scale. gw.futureporn.net is back, this time as an IPFS gateway exclusively for patrons. The website's video player will automatically choose this gateway for logged-in patrons when no CDN video is available.To make gw.futureporn.net exclusive to patro...
Introducing Tags & Timestamps
Here it is, the much requested tags update! This feature adds tagging and timestamping capabilities. With this new feature, finding special moments in vods will become easier than ever.Tags and timestamps are available for everyone to view, while creating tags and timestamps is restricted to visitors who have logged in...
