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Learning Day: The Bullshit Puzzles and Mazes of the A-Team Action Activity Books
The A-Team was a perfect show. Wanted for a crime they didn't commit, they were a master of disguise, a guy who fucks, an unpredictable pilot, and the world's meanest van owner. In a single episode they would go to a new town, discover and recon a bad guy, get captured, invent an entirely new type of vehicle an...
Nerding Day: Animalympics
What if I told you that there was a movie in which comedy superstars narrated pop-culture parodies of very sexually-frustrated animals competing in an off-brand version of both the Winter and Summer Olympics? And what if I told you that it somehow played like a combination of the worst of Looney Tunes and the dumbest s...
Fucking Day: Fat Hen Farms đ
Look at the below screengrab and tell me the first thing you notice:âThat is a man showing off his tiny baby birds,â is the response from exactly 100% of you, âI see the hatchlings on the lower right and this appears to be from a TikTok account called âFat Hen Farms.â This is very wholesome and I thank you fo...
Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 254, Warriors Of The Wasteland with Dirk Marshall
Two words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson.Dirk Marshall's origin story is 1983's "Warriors of the Wasteland," quite possibly the most beautiful story of car-based anal revenge drilling ever put to VHS by a drunk Italian. ---------------------------------------------------------------...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 254, Warriors Of The Wasteland with Dirk Marshall
Two words: Gay barbarian death cult featuring Fred Williamson.Dirk Marshall's origin story is 1983's "Warriors of the Wasteland," quite possibly the most beautiful story of car-based anal revenge drilling ever put to VHS by a drunk Italian. ---------------------------------------------------------------...
Upsetting Day: For Girls Only (No Boys Allowed!)đ
Did I give VHS a fair shot? Dad had a VCR, so I thought of backwards violence by default. Then nude tapes of pastors kept leaking, souring me further. But thereâs decades of culture and philosophy on tape. Smart people I respect rewind every week. And modern alternatives arenât perfect. Bots keep whispering sad kid...
Nerding Day: The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man
The Kool-Aid Man sure is known for having his adventures, some more notable than others. He even has a full line of The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man comics that add to his lore. Before these comics, you might have gotten the idea that The Kool-Aid Man is somewhat reckless. I have a theory that these comics were published...
Hot Dog Store: It's That Time: Backyards & Bigfeets
Roll your character. Weâre Wood Elf Pissmancers.I am writing this on my phone this week as Iâm on an airplane, so Iâm going to let PoxCo-GPT fill in most of it if thatâs cool. I think it is pretty smart, and you wonât even be able to tell.Itâs cuffing season, which PoxCo-GPT tells me âis when humans tradi...
Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 59 - AIMS vs The Cherokee Death Cat
The AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This time they're all pretending to be Indians themselves. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if...
BIGFEETS Episode 59 - AIMS vs The Cherokee Death Cat
The AIMS team once again goes after the Cherokee Death Cat, a Battle Cat made of the souls of every Indian who died on the trail of tears. But this time will be different! This time they're all pretending to be Indians themselves. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if...
Hot Dog Store: Get Your Holiday Shopping Done Today
And get it done with your brain on Hot Dog.This is what I feel like every Tuesday morning as soon as I open the site.Which days make you feel like this? Hopefully all of them!Wake up with a swift kick to your braindick in our classic cut shirt. But donât wear it to Chiliâs unless you are looking to be the coolest g...
Learning Day: The Little Republican
Today we're reading a children's book, and it's calledâŠâŠ The Little Republican. But wait, hold on! Maybe it's fine! Maybe it'll be okay! Maybe it's a normal book about indoctrinating children with Republican values likeâŠYou know, I might not be old enough to remember when Republicans had c...
Upsetting Day: CERN Satan's Playground
CERN: Satanâs Playground is boilerplate conspiracy crap by a man whose brain is soup.Itâs also less fun than the title suggests. I wanted descriptions of Satan having a lovely time running physics experiments. Satan chatting around the Perrier cooler with his Franco-Swiss work friends. Instead, this book is crank c...
Learning Day: Sissyneck's Alpha Brain
Hey folks how we doing I know the tribbalations are piling up out here, hard sometimes to keep our chin ups isnt it? Maybe it aint very patriotic but I know for me as time passes iâm becoming more of a aficionardo of the Europeans call: la siesta. Not too long, just a lil bit of rest my eyes and give my mind a break ...
Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin
Jason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger. The son of a bitch brought us Hamburger the Motion Picture, a college sex comedy about meat and fucking. It's the clearest declaration of war we've ever seen. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to ...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 253, Hamburger The Motion Picture with Jason Pargin
Jason Pargin's favorite hotdog is a hamburger. The son of a bitch brought us Hamburger the Motion Picture, a college sex comedy about meat and fucking. It's the clearest declaration of war we've ever seen. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to ...
Fucking Day: Silvers Spells for Love
Wow, Iâm pissed already! Silverâs stronger than ever.Dope cover: if dating doesnât work out, we can fuck ghosts. Though the earlier prints have their charm:A master wields clip art as easily as their Yankee Candle membership. After Silverâs guide to money, I hope no one got paid for Cupidâs MS paint arrow. Cr...
Learning Day: The Emperor Of Weldingđ
I found a new show on TikTok, and I've experienced a lifetime in its universe. I've lived, I've loved, I've welded. All of the most important things. There are 80 episodes of The Emperor Of Welding, and I've watched every single one, which basically means I've completed a full six credit hours o...
Hot Dog Store: Catalog of Cursed Artifacts, and new merch in the vault
Troubled by clowns? Use karate to karate them away!This shirt should not be, but it is, so I think legally you have to buy it.This week I think it is time to remind everyone about our catalog of cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension. Specifically that we have it available on a neat comfy shirt. Just in time for you...
Punching Day: Kickzone Movies in Order - A Chronological Viewing Guide
(submitted by 1900hotdog staff, bot_0231900hotdog staff)(welcome_cool_bodytext) You're gonna fuckin' love our new loWant to know what order to watch the exciting movie series Kickzone of the martial arts genre starring various? This is the definitive list (SEO_tags: list, film, kickzone, martial arts, fun, come...
Nerding Day: Doom Infernal Skyđ
You could not do more to convince me that you have never played one second of a DOOM game than to write the four DOOM novels that were published in the 1990s. Alleged science fiction writers and probable shave club subscribers Dafydd ab Hugh and Brad Lineweaver sat down and pounded out roughly 600 adult-length pages of...
Learning Day: The OReilly Factor for Kids 2025 The Final Summoning
Welcome back to our recurring nightmare. The world is cloaked in shadow. The left wants to give your children a free lunch instead of making them earn it in the bauxite mines, and the school menu is cricket-flavored Transgenderfication Pills. Our top Nazis are not even safe from our bottom Nazis these days. The kids ar...
Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 252, BrosPod with Alex Schmidt
Pierce Brosnan: Own it, enjoy it, don't worry about it. Words our guest Alex Schmidt lives by. Join us as the DOGGZZONE dives into what may be the most handsome origin story of any guest!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy h...
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 252, BrosPod with Alex Schmidt
Pierce Brosnan: Own it, enjoy it, don't worry about it. Words our guest Alex Schmidt lives by. Join us as the DOGGZZONE dives into what may be the most handsome origin story of any guest!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy h...
Nerding Day: Silver's Spells for Abundance
Iâm in. Letâs get fucking paid.Luxuryâs the last virtue. You deserve wealth, and last weekâs Hades backgrounds took forever. Making Silverâs Spells for Abundance the best use of time before nuclear testing kicks off. You wonât read a better book called Abundance this year.Not sold? Enjoy penury. But read th...
Fucking Day: Time After Time
What if I told you hot young H.G. Wells has to chase his best friend, hot young Jack the Ripper, through time in his newly invented time machine, and they might kiss. "Sign me up!" You would say, right? "Please, give me six seasons and a movie of this show," you would beg. Yet, somehow a show with this ...
Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS POSTCARDS
Hey, did you see that we sell postcards in our shop now? Itâs neat!For the past few months, weâve had an illustrated podcast roundup and we finally figured out how to put those illustrations on little tiny posters you can carry around in your pockets or send to the people you want to confuse the most.Is there a bet...
Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 58 - AIMS vs The Silver Giant of Boone County
In this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise gu...
BIGFEETS Episode 58 - AIMS vs The Silver Giant of Boone County
In this episode the AIMS team fight a bear, a scarecrow, a 7th Rogue Team, and a Cowboy Mustache. Obviously they lose every single one. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise gu...
Hot Dog Store: Halloween is OVER. It is now GIVING SEASON
First thing you can give me is a break, because Brockway hates when we talk about the Patreon, but I donât mind talking about it at all! And guess what I learned very recently: you can buy memberships for your friends!Thatâs right, now you donât have to suffer psychic damage alone, you can inflict horrible cursed...
