CrazyColumbina posts
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A Full Butt and Nowhere to Go
The recent cold spell froze my pipes. I hadn’t had water in my apartment for six days, and it was starting to put a horrible strain on my bowels. The first few days weren’t that bad, honestly. You’d be surprised how rarely you need to go when you know that you can’t. It’s almost a subconscious thing. But, to...
My Worst Bathroom Decision
C. C. decides to pull a prank and take a dump on a public bathroom floor. Things, unfortunately, do not go as planned and lead to soul-crushing public humiliation. I didn't need to shit that badly. Or, at least, that's what I thought at the time. I was at Office Depot with my dad. It was the middle of summer. I...
[Comm] Ji-Woo's Butterslide Wedgie
Inspired by this web game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwvucGRboc8 “Ji-Woo, do you have a moment?” Ji-Woo’s physics professor called to her at the end of class. Ji-Woo arched an eyebrow. “Sure, Professor. What’s up?” Her professor had a big beaming smile on his face. “We have an amazing opportunity fo...
Lynx Girl is Not Flexible Enough
Would you help her clean her hard-to-reach places?
Zelda's Suction Strip (Scat Version)
In a surprise final update to Smash Ultimate, Luigi’s throws were changed from the Poltergust plunger extending like a grappling hook to a powerful vacuum attack… 3-2-1 GO!!! The match started and the quickplay Luigi ran toward Princess Zelda at top speed. His eyes were vacant, filled with only one thought: grabbi...
Zelda's Suction Strip
In a surprise final update to Smash Ultimate, Luigi’s throws were changed from the Poltergust plunger extending like a grappling hook to a powerful vacuum attack… 3-2-1 GO!!! The match started and the quickplay Luigi ran toward Princess Zelda at top speed. His eyes were vacant, filled with only one thought: grabbi...
Art Commission Sheet
Been getting a couple of questions about art commissions, so I decided to put this together. Because there's a lot of variables and no way for me to sell commissions as a product outside of membership perks, all art commissions are PayPal only for now.
Ballbusting at the Break of Dawn
Dana the dorm manager insists that all of the men in her dorm wake up early in the morning. If they don't, she will gladly punish their testicles as "motivation"...Below is a preview. Patreon guidelines mean I cannot post the full story to Patreon. Patrons at the $2 tier or higher can continue to the end of...
Dixie Kong's Scat Attack
A scene from this story: Mr. Sakurai Presents Dixie Kong! | Patreon
Fetish Short Story Commissions Open!
Commissions are open with either Paypal or Patreon payment options. You can request commissions by messaging me and I'll send you a PayPal invoice, or by subscribing to the Patreon commission tiers. In addition to commissions, you'll get access to over 30 exclusive stories and exclusive art access!Prices are:$3...
[Request] Dylan's Messy Wedgie
“Please, please, please I really need to go…” Dylan squirmed and danced. He couldn’t stand still. The needs inside his jiggling, enormous ass and bursting bladder radiated through his body and wracked this entire nervous system with itching, squirming, screaming pulses. Each of Dylan’s fat butt cheeks shook ...
Flushed Down the Airplane Toilet
Veronica accidentally flushes herself face-first down the airplane's toilet. Unfortunately, the rest of the passengers still need to pee... Veronica hated flying. She hated sitting for hours on a plane. She hated having to be this close to all of these other, gross people, and she hated that the stewardess was taki...
Using my Psychic Powers to Punish a Pervert
He had been skulking around the women’s section all day. I saw him shuffling around the mannequins as I restocked the clothes. Before that, he had been standing outside the restrooms while I was in charge of the cash register. He would slide up to women and give them his card, for some sort of “modelling job,” a...
[Comm] Ruby's Pancakes: A RWBY Toilet Story, Part 3 - Episode of JNPR
Pyrrha sneaked out of bed before the rest of her teammates. She scuttled down the hall all the way to the dorm’s bathroom with the urge trembling and squirming in her rectum. Pyrrha had gotten an unfortunate reputation as a professional toilet-clogger with her team. Her rigorous training sessions and her heavy diet ...
Bumblebee Girl "Collecting Pollen"
I've decided that her name is Bumbelina
Ridden by Girl Goblins in the Dungeon (Censored)
They're more annoying than Zubats
Schoolteacher's Massive Shit
Rani's first day as a schoolteacher is interrupted by a desperate urge to shit. With only a few minutes before class starts, it seems that her only option is to shit in the boys room... Rani set up her desk in her classroom, smiling to herself. She adjusted the pencils on her desk in orderly rows and made sure ther...
[Comm] Holly's Blowjob Bootcamp
The next commissioned story, a new installment of the Hazed Holly series, is too extreme to be uploaded to Patreon. The story can be read on DeviantArt: [Comm] Holly's Blowjob Bootcamp by CrazyColumbina on DeviantArt and ao3: Holly's Blowjob Bootcamp - CrazyColumbina - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
Community Request Poll Update (May 2025)
The patron who submitted the YouTube prankster idea decided to pull their request, so the stripping/wedgie/messing story is the automatic winner.
