Ernestine Pastorello posts
The Siren's Boudoir fashion show
Hello, patrons!Have you ever wondered where I get all my corsets?I make them! (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thesirensboudoir)Here's a little fashion show for you.Fondly,Ernestine
Announcing: The Paramour Collective!
I'm excited to share with you my most recent passion project. A group of sex workers in Berlin is founding the first worker-owned escort agency in Germany, if not the world. It will also be the first all-gender escort agency in Europe.While sex work is legal in Germany, we continue to be exploited by bad bosses, wh...
Nightclub Burlesque (live!)
Video from a burlesque at a recent party, which was a fundraiser for the Paramour Collective, the first all-gender worker-owned escort agency in Europe--my current passion project.
Ernestine in the Press
Dear Patrons,Almost as soon as I became a sex worker in Boston, where it is fully criminalized, I was struck by the injustice of my chosen profession being illegal and joined the Sex Worker Outreach Project. In 2017, I participated in the first Sex Worker Lobby Day on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., lobbying lawmaker...
Oh no, I'm such a tease! Whoresday Burlesque 2022
Due to an unfortunate Vimeo glitch and then forgetting about it, I NEVER POSTED THIS VIDEO! Terribly sorry. Now, please enjoy my live performance from Berlin's International Whoresday demonstration, June 4, 2022.Fondly,Ernestine
An "Only in Berlin" Project
I want to share with you a project I’m really proud of.As many of you know, a big part of why I moved to Germany was to be able to work legally as a sex worker. Since I moved here, I’ve worked for three different companies—an escort agency, a bordello, and a massage studio—and while it’s been completely amazi...
A New Corset Shop
Hello Patrons!As you may have noticed, many of my burlesques feature a rather exquisite corset.I finally created an Etsy site for them. If you ever wanted a bespoke, handmade corset, Hurray! Lucky you! They are now available to everyone. ;-)Enjoy!Fondly,Ernestine
International Whoresday Burlesque
I was on the team organizing this year's International Whoresday demonstration and seized the opportunity to perform a burlesque for the best (loudest) audience imaginable.Enjoy!Fondly,Ernestine
International Whoresday Burlesque: Teaser Gallery
Become a patron to see the full video and the grand finale. What a great day.Fondly,Ernestine
Press coverage for International Whoresday 2022
Dear Patrons,As you've hopefully now seen in my recent post, I spent a lot of the past 6 months making this year's International Whoresday demonstration in Berlin happen.I also did the press work for this year, and, for the first time, we really got covered!!! This was such a huge payoff for me. I wanted to sha...
Where is Ernestine?
All the updates about this human you're supporting.Fondly,Ernestine
Rehearsal: Rudolf's Burlesque
A burlesque created specifically for our union Congress, performed to great acclaim.It is the MOST fun when pastie glue fails in front of a bunch of German academics.Watch me develop an anarcho-syndicalist burlesque celebrating feminism and unionization. Again, I failed to have anyone film the performance, so lucky I c...
Rehearsal: Girly Burlesque
I had my first paid burlesque booking in Berlin a couple of months ago (Jesus Christ finally, right?). The city, one of the most vibrant artistic scenes in the world, is finally coming back in an absolutely magnificent way.You get a look inside my process of warm-up and how I work out what to perform.The performance it...
Teaser Gallery: Girly Burlesque
Stills from a filmed rehearsal of my first performance of the year in April. Video (patrons only!) soon!!!!xoE
Born in the Wrong Era
Some weeks ago I was dancing in a fountain (and I mean IN the fountain, which is why I sat in the sun to dry off afterward, as you can see) for a photo shoot for a new agency job. Afterward, I was enjoying the gorgeous Volkspark Friedrischain (stay tuned to see the fountain reprised in a future video) and then had to t...
Bombshells
Hello lovely patrons!I've neglected you sorely. Can I ever be forgiven?Interesting developments. All is revealed.Much love!Fondly,Ernestine
Ernestine EMERGES: "In Remembrance of a Garden" Am Rosengarten Karl-Marx Allee
Of all the extraordinary challenges of immigration, leaving behind such a beautiful home in stunningly bucolic Western Massachusetts for city life was certainly near the top of the list. Gardens to me are the most magical of safe spaces. Having worked that particular land for three seasons, saying goodbye to it was not...
Ernestine EMERGES: "The Dearest Thorn" Am Rosengarten Karl-Marx-Allee
I am so excited to be bringing you a project I've been working on with my new camerawoman Cleo and editor Kaya, both super creative and brilliant babes. Together, we have been exploring the more improv-worthy spots in this inspirational city, and I'm delighted with the videos that have come of our ramblings.The...
Yoga Warm-Up: I'm ready for what's next.
So, I was approached on Instagram by one of these companies who promote their clothing by having it worn by fabulous people with a reasonably good following...I guess I'm an "influencer" now? Ok. I wonder if they realize I'm a hooker. You know how Americans can be about these things. (If you don't k...
My Live Berlin Debut: "The Bridge to St. Nizier" at the Sex Work Action Group demonstration
It was a stunning day.My comrades and I--having only 6 weeks earlier gotten together out of anger and frustration at the continued refusal of the German government to re-legalize our work--marched across Berlin with about 300 other sex workers and allies.For those brief few hours, we occupied the streets, in all our ba...
September Update!!
Hello, patrons!!!Thank you so much to all of you who have kept supporting me while I heal my ankle and save the world. Please enjoy this video as a preliminary thank you, which explains...What has Ernestine been doing? Where did she go? What's happening next? Wie geht's in Berlin? All is revealed... Enjoy!Fondl...
The Summer Burlesque
I'm back, in a new dance space, with a very summery burlesque, with fantastic music, as always.I'm so grateful to all of you who have hung in there with me while I heal. Thanks so much.Enjoy!Fondly,Ernestine
Check In!
Hi, friends! It's been so long since we chatted! I fill you in on why I've been so very preoccupied with other things, and what's next for the Ballet Burlesque Project and beyond.Enjoy!Fondly,Ernestine
The Floor Burlesque
Yes, I sprained my ankle.But I REFUSED to stop creating!!! Dance must out!And so I made for you this lovely number. Where there's a will, there's a way.And it's Summertime.Enjoy.Fondly,ErnestineP.s.I'm still publishing these videos all for free, because I know that, while things in Berlin are looking up...
Ernestine EMERGES.
I had cabin fever.Thank god I'm safe in Berlin and we're allowed to--you know--do stuff.So, on a lovely rainy Saturday afternoon, I took my camera and tripod to Tempelhofer Feld, and......danced.Enjoy.Fondly,Ernestine
June Chat! Ballet Burlesque,etc., update.
Where have I been? What have I been doing? What is going on?What are ALL my feelings about all of the above? All is revealed. Enjoy!Fondly,Ernestine
My friends! A favor.
My wonderful patrons and followers. My love to you all, in this crazy, messed-up, difficult, moving, stunning time. I'm certainly going through it, between spraining my ankle, dodging police, and the rest of it.I have a special request. I am moving. In Berlin. If any of you have ever lived in Berlin, you know that ...
Ballet Burlesque Update!
Ernestine fills everyone in on what's going on.
Ernestine Under (Quasi-)Quarantine! Week 9 Chat and An Outdoor Adventure
I describe today's dance adventure involving a field and dancing outside in the rain and then give the lowdown on things in Berlin, things in my head, preparations for International Whore's Day (June 2nd, buy me a present, link below), and my newfound activist career...as well as some updates on a new initiativ...
Ernestine Under Quarantine: Gallery!
Now that I'm reaching what I hope is the end of being confined to making videos from my bedroom, I thought it would be fun to release to you all a bunch of fun stills I grabbed from almost all of the videos.Enjoy!Fondly,Ernestine



























