A Problem Squared posts
Episode 101 - The Big Banana
Take a look at The Big Banana...Some further reading on BIG THINGS -https://www.spottobooks.com.au/shop/p/bigthingshttps://www.tandfonline.com/doi/figure/10.1080/14443058.2022.2144928
101 = Squear Data and The Big Banana (in an Aussie accent)
🔺 What are the most “interesting” years?🍌 Bec goes big on Big Things🎉 When Party Tricks Go Wrong🔢 And there's some numerical AOBHere’s Max-matics’ video that Matt mentioned - Turning a 2024 Ball Pyramid in to a 2025 Ball Square for NYE 2025 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXUlKCIgV8USome further...
I Am A Wizard - January 2025
Thanks to 'Zard Fred Rosenberger (and also sorry to 'Zard Fred Rosenberger)
100 = Orchestral Seats and Calculator Beef
To celebrate A Problem Squared’s 100th episode…🎼 What is the least popular instrument in an orchestra?🍎 Matt is appalled.🔮 Another unplanned, unexpected mystery segment!💼 And the business briefcase is (briefly) open.A big thank you to Katie Steckles for her brilliant contributions to this episode. You c...
100 = Orchestral Seats and Calculated Beef - Visual Things
01. The most annoying advert in the world according to Bec.02 + 03. Bec and Matt's favourite calculators.To make sense of this random collection of images OBVIOUSLY you need listen to the 100th episode of A Problem Squared.
I Am A Wizard - December 2024
Thanks to 'Zard Rae for the conundrum - it was received loud and clear!
Episode 099 - Visual Things
A really meaningful new episode of A Problem Squared is out now for your listening pleasure.In THIS episode:- What single word in the English Language has the most different meanings?- Is the most consumed media of all time a holiday movie or song?- There’s some Any Other Business!- Battleships continues.2. Bec gets ...
099 = Most Watched Films and Homonyms
099 = Most Watched Films and Homonyms✍️ What single word in the English Language has the most different meanings?📺 Is the most consumed media of all time a holiday movie or song?🗞 There’s some Any Other Business!⚔️ Battleships continues.If you want to find out more about the Royal Flying Doctor Service,...
Episode 098 - Visual Things
We have something new for you – it’s the latest, very sparkly, episode of A Problem Squared!1 & 2 - Intrusive Thought Stickers / Laughing At Warnings3 – Something Old and Something Borrowed (and very pretty) - https://www.sothebys.com/en/digital-catalogues/power-image-royal-aristocratic-tiaras/the-spencer-tiara-r...
098 = Something Blue and Diamond Birthdays Too
098 = Something Blue and Diamond Birthdays Too💙What are the most extreme examples of something old, something blue, something borrowed, something new?💎What’s up with diamond birthdays?🔥A new special one-time bonus section from Matt.💼And a look into the business briefcase.For the Diana Spencer Tiara, look ...
Episode 097
Ring Ring! Ring Ring! The BRAND NEW episode of A Problem Squared is on the line for you now!1. The Big Tractor2. Bec’s excellent rotary phone handbag (which really is excellent until you realise the numbers are the wrong way round…)3. This year’s must have for all phone phreakers
097 = Number of Maps & Numbered Pads
🗺 Are there enough OS maps to cover Great Britain?0️⃣ Why does zero come after nine on a mobile phone?📰 And, of course, some AOB!If you want to see Bec’s friend Amy’s summary of accessibility in Thorpe Park and theme parks more generally, head on over to her instagram page: https://www.instagram.com/longc...
I'm A Wizard November 2024
Thanks to Wizard Naxxfish for this month's conundrum!
096 = Movie Pairs and Moving Flares
🎞 Why would competing studios release movies in the same year that have the same concept or plot?🔭 Why are we seeing the Aurora Borealis in the UK?📈 Business of an any other nature.If you want to have a listen to Bec on Tom Scott’s podcast ‘Lateral’ you can do that here, at some point soon: https://open....
095 = Friday Fears and Disco Spheres
🍀 Does the 13th reallyfall more frequently on Friday?How do you make a giant disco ball wearable?🍩 And we have some any other doughness.If you want to find out more about the cardboard related event (called Number City!) Matt attended on Orkney Island, have a look at this link:https://oisf.org/fest-event/number...
I'm A Wizard October 2024
Thank you to this month's top 'Zard Ira Sanborn!
094 = The First Podcasts and Votes Precast
💿 What did the first ever podcast sound like?🗳 How do you REALLY lose an election in the US?📰 Business will be closed, and opened.Thank you to Emily for the Maths mittens! To see pictures of those, head over to APS socials.You can see the incredible Agree to Disagree podcast pages from 1999 here: https://web.a...
ULTIMATE tic-tac-toe
Is this the only way to make the game fun?!
A cursed Lincoln Penny?
This is the worn penny Bec picked up for Matt at the toy museum in London.
093 = Game Solutions and Neil Distributions
⭕ Circle Can Tic-Tac-Toe ever be fun?🤏 What is the smallest Neil called?🗞 There’s some Any Other Business!⚔️ Battleships continues.If you want to read the works referenced by Matt in his tic-tac-toe / naughts and crosses problem, take a look below:Solo Noughts and Crosses, James Grime:https://www.tandfon...
092 = Broken Hands and Alexander's Bands
🌈 How many colours are really in a rainbow?🕰 How often is a broken clock is right?💼 The Any Other Business briefcase is open. Briefly.🏴 And we have a NEW POST CREDITS easter egg.To hear more about the brilliant and terrible Emily In Paris premier, listen to this episode:https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podc...
I'm A Wizard September 2024
THE WIZARDS ARE BACK Thank you to today's Zard Chris Schwarzfor sending this in.
091 = Optimal Darts and Smelling Sharks
🎯 What is the optimal layout for a dart board?🦈 How soon after a cut does a shark smell your blood?📜 And there’s some AYE-YOOO-BEEEE.To see the Percy Arrangement mentioned by Matt follow this link: https://www.globaldarts.de/globalDartsEN/sport/Percysboard.htmlAnd for the “Optimal Dartboard Design”...
090 = Washing Machine Lies and Lincoln Penny Highs
🧺 Why is the cycle time on my washing machines always wrong?🪙 How long will it take to sell 400 Lincoln memorial pennies for $20,000?🔔 We have DINGS!🧳 And the business briefcase is open!DISCLAIMER:You might hear a slight change in tone on Matt's audio at points throughout, that's back up audio which...
Dinglett Help.
For help with Bec's dinglett, here is a vet approved and very scientifical image of SKYLAB THE DOG.
I Am A Wizard! JULY 2024
Hello to all 'zards and other cards.It's time for another wizarding offer.
089 = Venomous Snakes and Doggy Legs
On THIS episode...🐍 If you pooled up all the snake venom in the world would it be enough to kill all the non-immune mammals?👢 Do dogs have two arms, or do wehave four legs?📜 And we open the business briefcase.If you want to know more about lizard sampling, do that here: ‘Hierarchical distance sampling to est...
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