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0427 - Lady
We're in week three of discussing this one scene.If I were smrt (I mean smart) I would have covered all these jerks in the same week, but it's too late to declare a theme week now.Wait.Isit too late to declare a theme week now?HOLD ON LET ME START OVERWelcome to The Rest Of The Executives Week! We'll be cov...
0426 - Man
Another day, another boardroom bore. This guys gets most prominence in this particular scene, blaming a "gypsy curse" and reveals the name of the company's new car model.And is also in the later scene that we mentioned on Monday.I'm not going to sugar-coat it: this scene is not the treasure trove of hig...
0425 - Man
We're still in Herb's boardroom for a bit, and today our eye focuses on the fella on the right, who blames the company's recent shortcomings on "mushy-headed one-worlders in Washington."We know that he went to Harvard, and that his roots extend to when the Anglos met the Saxons (hey! That's more...
0424 - Lady
Get used to this boardroom of Powell Motors executives, we're gonna see a few of them:This woman blames their poor performance on unfair trade practices, and explains to Herb who Persephone was. She does not appear again after this.This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list o...
0423 - Peeing Man
I have a real treat for you all today. This gentleman encounters Homer in a restroom and is star struck by his resemblance to Herb.It's a small appearance, but I'm still amazed by this: I was able to secure an interview with this character! Not Dan Castellaneta, who voices him, but I interviewed the actual char...
0422 - Cop
Part of this episode includes the family Simpson driving across the country to meet Herb, and a few simple gags and scenes emerge from this road trip. Homer's encounter with this cop is one of them.It's a minor appearance, but it establishes how important Herb is in this area. He's not just rich, he's &...
Patreon Print - March 2025
This was the single most popular entry from Moe-dern Art last year, in terms of social media reach (the most important metric in art, we can all agree.) I think people responded to the absurdity of this juxtaposition, the grittiness of Frank Miller with the silliness of The Simpsons, leading to Frank Moe-ller. I'm ...
0421 - Herb Powell
Herb first appears on screen during Homer's phone call with him, shrouded in mystery.It is then a full three minutes before he is revealed to the gag of "he looks a bit like Homer."The rest of the episode is Herb's story, about how he falls from his wonderful life after learning he is a Simpson. I'v...
BONUS! Detroit Phone Directory Mascot
We're doing phonebook mascots now?!?For the thousands of youths reading this: "phone directories" were big books containing the phone numbers of everyone in the area sorted alphabetically by name, so it would be easy to find and contact them."Phone numbers" were a series of digits that one could ent...
0420 - Shelbyville Orphanage Director
A man not above bending rules and taking bribes.I was gonna be a little stinker and say that we can't 100% confirm he is Dr Hibbert's brother, but he does specify that he's searching for his long lost twinbrother, so unless there happens to be another identical third man, it is most likely that this is Dr H...
0419 - Gas Station Attendant
A minor inclusion, but an important one:He tells Homer where the Shelbyville orphanage has moved to, furthering the plot. Without him, who knows if Homer would have been able to find out more information about his half-brother!Despite this vital piece of connective tissue, none of my research celebrates this character!...
0418 - Mona Simpson
The first appearance of Homer's mother is not as iconic as you would hope.I've chosen to draw her in the style most people will remember her, from season 7's "Mother Simpson", but she has another brief appearance before that, in season 6's "Grandpa vs Sexual Inadequacy":Her face is obscu...
BONUS! Nurse
This lady gives Homer to his mother (spoiler: we'll meet her tomorrow.) I presume she retrieved him from the stork or something.There is little else to be said about this nurse, but she briefly interacted with Homer Simpson, one of the most recognisable figures in pop culture.This post is part of my "Every Simp...
0417 - Gaby
The first and only appearance in the show of Herb Powell's biological mother, who works at the carnival.If you're hurling your glass of wine (I assume you drink a glass of wine while you read these) at the screen bellowing about how she is unnamed, you're right! But we do have a non-canon confirmation (a no...
BONUS! "Skirts"
The idea of Abe going to the carnival to "check out skirts", or having any kind of libido at all, makes me uncomfortable.Look at his creepy wee face. Shudder. Happy Valentine's Day, celebrate it by thinking about this middle-aged married man looking at young girls and eventually cheating on his soon to be w...
0416 - Cinema Employee
This is a proto-Squeaky Voiced Teen, sort of, and I think we'll be seeing a few of them before the character is truly established.He represents the sort of qualities that Squeaky Voiced Teen will eventually feature, such as acne, service-level employment and a breaking (but not actually that squeaky) voice. There&#...
0415 - McBabe
McBabe (unnamed in the actual episode) shows up at the end of McBain for a couple of lines and a smooch. I assume she has been a presence throughout the actual movie and this isn't her first time in the movie. That would be weird.She does not ever appear in the show again, but nine years later she does get a tradin...
BONUS! Gangsters and McBain
I thought I'd cover the rest of Mendoza's shady criminal cabal - they laugh and scream but no one is singled out for a distinct line, so they naturally get relegated to bonus status. On revisiting them I noticed something surprising!If some of these faces seem familiar, it's because they last appeared in &#...
0414 - Gangster
As before, yes yes, this is an actor, not an actual gangster. He does a fine job before his big violent death scene.He disappears into the role so well that we never see him again after he is shot.This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.
Patreon Print - February 2025
By popular vote, the second print of the year will be a return to Moe-dern Art! "Edvard Moe-nch" was designed as a big crowd pleaser piece, based on a recognisable artwork (the poster to Home Alone), so I'm glad to see people liked it. I'm proud of it!If you'd like this A5 print delivered directly t...
0413 - Senator Mendoza
We heard Mendoza mentioned the first time we caught a glimpse of the McBain movie, but now we get to see him in all his villainous glory.And, of course, his demise.We see another one of his scenes in season 4's "Last Exit To Springfield":And he appears in a McBain sequel in season 23's "The D'oh...
Principal Charming - round up!
One of the fun things about this season is seeing how comfortable the writers are quickly becoming exploring stories outside the main titular family. We had a Burns story in "Two Cars In Every Garage and Three Eyes On Every Fish", with only a small Homer/Marge conflict to tie back to the main characters. And wi...
BONUS! Date Selma (Again)
Is that Selma? Ring-a-ding-ding!If you need a refresher and aren't watching along minute by minute like a madman, this is the outfit Selma wears for her date with Barney. There's not much more to it than that, but we are needlessly meticulous in our documentation.This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Char...
0412 - Jewellery Salesman
As is often the case with these episodes, we end with a insignificant speaking character (no offense, jewellery salesman).This makes sense I suppose - if they were at all important, these characters would have been introduced earlier in the plot! I probably would not have even remembered there specifically was a scene ...
0411 - Space Mutant
Finally drawing one of the "proper" Space Mutants, having only covered this onefrom the Tracey Ullman shorts before. Now, the creature makes a roaring noise before eating this Australian couple, qualifying them for inclusion.I said everything there is to say about the Space Mutants way back when we covered char...
0410 - Actor
The other star(?) of Space Mutants V: A Land Down Under. You can tell he's Australian by his hat.Skinner describes Space Mutant V: A Land Down Under as the worst film he's ever seen, I wonder how much of a movie buff he is. When he finds himself in a direct reference to "Psycho" or "Apocalypse Now&#...
0409 - Actress
This Australian actress can be seen in Space Mutants V: A Land Down Under. She's a real Margot Robbie of her time.We last caught a glimpse of a Space Mutants film back in season 1's "The Telltale Head" - there they were watching Space Mutants 4, which featured a scene near identical to this one (except ...
BONUS! Girl In Cinema
The other half of this couple gets no line, not even in yawn form.I'm afraid I exhausted all my material on these guys yesterday. I mean, did you read that post? A whole dissection of how much the "yawn 'n' reach" is used in The Simpsons universe? Ridiculous. Whoever wrote that should be fired.To ma...
0408 - Man In Cinema
This gent uses the ol' "yawn 'n' reach" to get cosy with his date.Skinner attempts to replicate this, but to no avail.It is consistent with Skinner's characterisation that he would not have known to do a move so common that it has its own TV Tropes page. In his defence, Abe also needs Homer to t...
BONUS! Hostess
Our old friend Jimmy Pearson (remember him? From yesterday?) is chatting this young lady up, ignoring their customers for the most part.The Sit-N-Rotate (later renamed the Sip 'N' Spin Lounge) will make two appearances in season 11 ("Guess Who's Coming To Criticize Dinner?" and "Treehouse of Hor...
