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Patreon Requests October 2024: ➕👀
Thank you and bless you! The rules are no more than 2 videos per person and 5 minutes maximum unless there is a timestamp for the good partlast 7.5 minutes got edited out because of a copyright claim that got it blocked ;[
WFYM 259 - Zynga Legs
Barry Horney, DDS stands accused of letting his son attend a sigma Diddy party at the Fuckin Naround and Findingout in Michael Jackson's house funded by the Yakuza at 5000% APR. Please remember to use your coupon for a free digital converter box before June 12, 2009 or Obama gets to keep the money
WFYM 258 - Human Kief
Why doesn't anyone talk about Monty Python or The Mighty Boosh anymore? What if Wishbone was an XL Bully that didn't know how to read? Which celebrities will drive you around Los Angeles for free? Why is the weather report always wrong? Did I rizz up my swizzle stick and have a Diddy party on myself? This and o...
WFYM 257 - Marvin's Hole
We have a great business plan to buy a bunch of toys. That's it. Plus we know how to reboot Marvin Gaye's name and we talked about half birthdays and black sheep and Chuck Wendig and Bluesky daydream planners and Heavyweights and the Vlogs Economy and how you should carry a decoy dog to protect against alligato...
WFYM 256 - Hairless Chimeras
In this house we believe: Being ravenous is not a deadly sin. Obama ruined the economy by passing NAMBLA. Cats should not look like a nutsack and only my son should be hairless. Dogcatchers should get guns but also body cameras. Illegal gamblers should not be executed with a Buster Sword. Squatter's rights applies ...
WFYM 255 - Starburst Pineapple and Chill
My mom's boyfriend threw out my carseat and blocked me on her phone because I ate the Starburst and pineapple chunks he was going to give out to Trick or Treaters and drank his Svedish Fish Svedka. Now he hides all his candy in the urn that he said my grandma was in but both of mine are still alive unlike LOOM🎼S...
WFYM 254 - Pony Express Wrecker
I caught my localPony Expressman whipping a handful of Kamala 2024 mailers into the Grand Canyon on a Ring camera installed on my log cabin and no one believes me because the video quality is too good for 1850. Factcheck: I confused Zimbabwe with Zaire because I also have money from Zaire but that money is in too good ...
WFYM 253 - A Mylar Poop That Looked Like A Juicebox
Back before the sexual revolution you could be a green poop shaped like an army man and they had to give you a school bond on a DVD and free dress shoes and you would be issued a Hawk Tuah gf named Reagan who helps you shoot up Rick Simpson Oil once the 1973 oil embargo eliminates your factory job in Gary, Indiana. We ...
WFYM 252 - Cuatro Crazy
Hello my future listener... I stayed up too long snorting Sweet 'n' Low flashing my Publix in the mirror and had to come down by drinking two Cuatro Crazies the cane sugar Four Loko they sell in Mexico. If you try to take the sugar out you will have to get through some real loco blanco gringo americanos who are...
Patreon Requests September 2024: The One With The Open Wounds
Thanks for the videos party people! This one has the Shark Tank pitch for Coldest Water (just kidding that video got geoblocked), a vlogs type getting resisting arrest, mosquitoes, a tutorial on how to be a reply guy, and a bunch of other good crud.If you'd like to request a video for next month's video please ...
WFYM 251 - Big Rascal (with Andrew Hudson)
My son's name was Zyzz Gigachad Chad Michael Murray but he was tragically killed in a prom night car accident with his Albanian friend Tonibler Elvis Noshito Hoxha on the way to see My Son the Hurricane headlining Coachella because they drove past a nude beach. Tell all your friends Alfalfa is a fascisthttps://www....
WFYM 250 - The Buttofguy Effect
I have a system to win McDonald's Monopoly and it involves drawing a missing railroad piece so perfect they have no choice but to accept it. Once I win I promise to buy nudes from a certain Canadian and split them with all my coworkers unless they quit once they have enough for a PS5 and then move to the 7th ring o...
WFYM 249 - New Yeller
I had to put down my beautiful new dog to save him from the indignity of my brother giving him Halal breast implants to win a bet and stop his daughter from being bullied at school in the process. Plus he could have had asymptomatic rabies and he never got to have his own Kazooie and my son Tarn Carroll or a Texan Devi...
WFYM 248 - Candirus of the Nephilim
The only immigrants we hate are Canada Geese. I was attacked by a Canada Goose while backwards peeing up a small candiru in Dave Grohl Alley while he was getting Kate Middleton pregnant with a bastard using his 22 foot drumstick that only Tom Bunyan could of used. Beware of Unculums & Uncubi & Homouncubus
WFYM 247 - Silento Generation
We talked about ruining sleepovers by eating the new Taco Bell Top Meal and starting HipHopHeads arguments about A Tribe Called Quest and how our generation used to drink from the hose and now we drink with the hoes and our grandparents used to drink from the well but now they are in hell. I have a 7/11 roller in my ho...
WFYM 246 - Chirp
We had to work on Labor Day to talk about the Top Diet and how lot lizards are going extinct because linemen are poaching them to turn them into bucket bunnies and we need to breed more using the methods of Dr. Ruth. The new McDonald's burger in Canada is too big and the guy making it is nodding out imagining John ...
WFYM 245 - Prima Hoctua (with Hesse Deni)
Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus) joined us to discuss Joe Rogan's standup special and toilet candirus and Adolf Hitchler and Richard Dawkins on Club Random explaining how sperm works and cops catching salmon in the waterfall
WFYM 244 - Doo Doo Gauze
I do want the world to hear this because you WILL understand. RFK stole a whale and it sprayed all over his daughter Kick and she had to go to Success Class for plagiarizing David Cross and then Skeeter Braun got Justin Bieber's wife pregnant with an apple and Ben Franklin got Thin Lizzo pregnant with a 200 year ol...
WFYM 243 - Despicable Them
What would you do as the titular character in Hollow Man 4? Hopefully not the dolphinian pursuits exhibited in the original film. Plus Tom gets acknowledged by Cameo star "Picrob" and Chet finds out Aliens was just puppets
Patreon Requests August 2024: Les Minions
BananaThank you and bless you! The rules are no more than 2 videos per person and 5 minutes maximum unless there is a timestamp for the good part
WFYM 242 - Emanuel Masturbacion
We checked up on the death predictions from 1990 and found out a new animal RFK Jr is sexually menacing and learned the true name of the Pope back in Argentina when he was determining the doctrinal position on Lovense and remembered how much we hate Hans Blix🎼Sly and the Family Stone - (You Caught Me) Smilin'
WFYM 241 - Candiru Cat
On this one we cover needing some more Nitrus and how Captain Save-a-Twink uses a trampoline to rescue the exes of a Dracula and uncover more details about what happened to RFK Jr. during his encounter with a Pallas cat and explore the secret world of killing bald eagles and selling their feathers to Paul Simon so he c...
WFYM 240 - Bigpox
In twelve short years Andy Richter will have the opportunity of a lifetime provided we get the Bernie Mac serum developed from scabs and tested intrarectally on monkeys. Richter was the good Andy because Andy Dick dicked over Carlos Mencia as he stepped off the plane at LAX after promising him the neighbor role in Cost...
WFYM 239 - Yellow Solo Cup
Festivalgoers have found a new way to forego long lines for the bathroom at Bonnaroo – carrying around a backpack filled with cat litter. Cat litter is not only for classrooms and the floor of your car but also the drawers in your dorm room that your roommate pees in. Put on your 1950s tie die and strap on your Camel...
WFYM 238 - Rog
Ohio can finally sell that day 1 rec weed that sweats like a frog and hops like a rabbit and my replicants are growing it in the back of a Spirit Halloween with their happy bunny bitches. We addressed the tampon controversy and the feud between Cyanide & Happiness and Cathy and Beetle Bailey
WFYM 237 - Neighbor Jelly
We have some amazing new ideas for the Red Cross that will revolutionize the harvesting of blood and also a deep background in diamond mining but you will find no blood diamonds here. Plus we refute some Ali Spagnola slander from a woke teacher and imagine using a human ass as bait for a dolphin trap
WFYM 236 - Unalive Your Local Pie Thief
Football hooligans tried to take down Tom through Ticketmaster but he prevailed. Who even cares about football when the Olympics are on? We are watching the Olympics and leaving several perfectly crisp apple pies to warm on the windowsill and if someone tries to grab one they will be punished sevenfold in the culinary ...
WFYM 235 - Reverse Exterminator
Someone stole our idea to release bugs at an anime convention but they did it to Netanyahu instead. We are going to break into your parents' house with a big bag of bugs and put motion blur back on their TV and change the channel to Joystick
WFYM 234 - Horsamine
Maa Durga cursed George Washington with not having orange rodentoid dontoids which would ruin any road trip you tried to take with him if there was hard food in tow. Namaste everyone. Happy Quantum Kwanzaa. We teach you how to Kilz or Zinss your booger shirt so you can key cars hands free🎼Pink Rhythm - India (7"...
WFYM 233 - Antam Sanskaar for Lou Dog
I'm Sikh.of Bradley Nowell and his dead dog trying to make Santa create obscene celebrity scenarios and deliver fifi gifts and Venoms and Charleston Chew and turquoise dentist candy and gay porn disguised as Jesus statues to prison
