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I needed to get outside and investigate this,
but I couldn't leave Burnside unsupervised. The time-slip might allow her to get away, or perpetrate some other manner of villainy while I wasn't looking! I got dressed and awkwardly pulled her assassin's cloak back onto her semi-conscious form. Then I lugged her down the stairs and out through the Gate int...
How dare you, sir.
This exhibit is not inclusive enough!
Suddenly suspense
At the last possible minute.
And the robot maid saw the whole thing
I guess those 5-hour energy drinks really work.
The Tegerio Theme Song
I guess the FurAffinity Song Contest is over, so I can post this here where it belongs.All real instruments; no synthesizers.
The Drums
Here's an old thing from 2001. General MIDI sequenced drums (this must have been one of the last things before my old computer with Cakewalk 2.0 on it died), real bass & guitar, and audio samples from two late 90s movies: "Mystery Men" and "The Impostors."
The Godiva Formula
Don't try this at home! Merle is a professional lab animal.
Naughty Behavior
The Athstead Office of the Watch has become a veritable den of iniquity under Lieutenant Supial's command!
"TELL ME WHAT YOU DID,"
I snarled while applying my most powerful Orgasmic Touch."Ohhhhh," Burnside moaned. "I didn't do nothin' honey, I been here distractin' you.""What did THEY do then?" I demanded, keeping on the pressure. "Why can't I scry outside the forest?""Ahhhhh," Burnside gasp...
He meant for her to find that.
It's the only possible explanation!
Impudica the Hothouse Flower 11
You're learning things about Green Succubus physiology.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/48970321FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/44134737NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/50283477
Zandar's Saga 585
You might recognize that name, but rest assured this character is not based on any real person.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/48643483FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/49519470
Travelin' Floozy
Or, Thompson Takes the Train.
Impudica the Hothouse Flower 10
Oh hey, remember what was happening in this story?Neither do I!PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/47808481FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/44134737NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/49087391
Oh no, oh no, this wasn't good!
I thought I had cleverly fended off an assassination attempt, when in actuality I had fallen for the simplest ruse in the book! Of COURSE the Duchess wouldn't have sent Burnside alone! There must be someone else, messing with my operations in the lowfolk world while I was busy being distracted here in Faerie! My ha...
Judgement
Featuring samples from a song by the same name, by Sister Mary Nelson (part of the Smithsonian Folkways Anthology.)
Goodness gracious
Steviebear Maxwell's folf twin Roman is having entirely too much fun with Dani Thermopoulos.
Sleepy droids
Bormac and companion are recharging after a vigorous data exchange.Absolute last chance to request a Doodle this month! The deadline is midnight (Eastern - New York timezone) tonight.
Constance's new scarf
Hendak requested it but I think we all wanted to see it.Tomorrow is the deadline to request a Doodle. I have Bormac & Steviebear in the queue. If you are neither of these people and you haven't had a Doodle yet this month, put in your request NOW in the comments below.
With minutes to spare
I don't speak German so I'm assuming she says something like "You drive the same way you schtup: Very fast, with a disregard for signals."I'm sure Rick2tails will tell us what it really means.
Return to huh?
Mistakes were made. Simone Spinozzi could tell you all about it.
Zandar's Saga 584
Who's this guy? (You might be able to guess his name, or at least get pretty close)PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/48212271FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/49041392
"You're here on a mission from the Duchess?"
I inquired, somewhat uneasily. "What exactly was your assignment?""Well, I was supposed to try to assassinate you," Burnside admitted with a shrug. "But if that didn't work out, my secondary task was to keep you distracted for a while.""Keep me distracted from WHAT," I exclaimed with...
Wiles effective?
Or were they completely circumvented? Only Runei Stillwater knows for sure.
Femmes can't resist
... a cute little wolf cub, according to Major Matt Mason.
The judges' decision is final
I don't see how her boyfriend's species has any bearing on this issue, but Walter Reimer maintains it's the key to the whole affair!
The merry old land of what exactly?
According to film historian Eric Costello, this is the point where the director started chugging Pepto-Bismol straight from the bottle.
Next level challenge
Serge Skunk wanted to see Frostheart & Adler competing, but this time Adler chooses the game. Vulpitanian Frontgammon! A true elves' game!
Thrice divine vision
That devout monk CTN requested this image upon which to meditate: Hester, Fuma, and special guest Bastet, all viewed from behind.
"You can have your knives back if you behave,"
I explained. "Now tell me how you survived and what is your purpose in coming here now.""Nuh uh uh," Burnside taunted. "I already said I ain't tellin. You'll have to ravish me pretty hard to make me talk. And you better search me real good to make sure I ain't packin a spare blade somepl...
