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SCP-7432: "K is for Keystone" - Part One
Chronology Department personnel must avoid and avert any actions or events which may significantly alter these events. The annual documentation of SCP-7432 must be regularly reviewed to identify unexpected historic alterations.Content Warnings:Amputation, body horror, drug-induced hallucinations, agency loss/coercionTr...
Small Delay
Hey folks!Just wanted to let you know there will be a small delay on this week's episode, "K is for Keystone." It's a long episode, clocking in at nearly two and a half hours. We're breaking it into two parts for our main feed, but for you our dear Patrons we'll have both parts, uncut and uninte...
REMINDER - Update Your Address!
Hey folks!Just a friendly reminder, to update your address! Our offer for this month's postcards closes on June 20, 11pm MST. Whatever address you have on file at that time is where we're sending your postcards and stickers!Don't know how to update your address? Just follow Patreon's handy instructions!...
SCP-7396: "J is for Jetsam"
Any information regarding SCP-7396 isto be scrubbed from public record,with the responsible vectorinvestigated and de-legitimized byany means necessary. Cleanup of SCP-7396 phenomena continues to takeplace through remote incineration.Content Warnings:Large quantities of corpses.TranscriptPatronsCardi, Xornth, Domcha, E...
June '24 Postcard - RAISA
Hey Everyone!This month I want to introduce you to one of the many illustrious departments within the Foundation: The Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration (RAISA)You might have heard of this department in a couple of our episodes, or somewhere on the wiki. RAISA is the department responsible for keepin...
Satuday Jam (6/8)
Hey folks!I've just started our Saturday Jam! If you'd like to watch me stream some art, and listen to music, click the link above!If you're on the go, or wanna add some songs to our queue, hit this link: https://spotify.link/K0GpIFdwgKbP
SCP-7340: "I is for Incision"
SCP-7340 designates a group of storage drums containing United States Pharmacopeia grade isoflurane, a general anesthetic commonly used in surgery…Content Warnings:Descriptions of medical harm, and medical procedures performed without patient consentTranscriptPatronsNorama, Cruz, Anna Garrett, Vintilescu Andrei, Gaff...
June Updates
Hello everyone, it's Pacific (in text form)!This update was suppose to come out last Fridaybut I got waylaid by a friend coming into town to visit (and scout out some potential apartments)! So, here's a lil' mid-week update for y'all.It's summertime, which is usually the second busiest time of year ...
SCP-7303: "H is for Health"
SCP-7303 is a behavioral phenomenon in which a medical professional, most commonly a doctor, will diagnose a patient with an asymptomatic variant of a health condition where no such variant exists.Content Warnings:Medical Malpractice, misdiagnosis of a fatal illnessTranscriptPatronsTommy rekstad, Lasse Hansen, imtrying...
(Spotify) Jam and Coffee
Update We're live now! Come join us on Discord to chat, and add your songs to the queue here: Let’s listen and choose the music together in real time.https://spotify.link/VzXE3YvWUJbOriginalGood morning folks!Tomorrow at 9:30 MST (8:30 PT/11:30 ET) we'll be hosting a Spotify Jam on our Discord!Every weekend w...
SCP-7291: "Ȝ is for "Ȝesundheit" - Part Two
SCP-7291 is a tomb in the Pinsk Marshes, Belarus, near the Pripyat River.Content Warnings:Gore & dismemberment, gun violence, detailed description of firearm-related traumaTranscriptPatronsLioninaugust, Katie Witzke, Heath Holtzclaw, Shannon Dalcin, Azuka, and John!Cast & CrewSCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obad...
Perks Poll
Hey Folks!It's been a little while since we've done a perks poll, but I'm always looking for new ways to hang out with y'all, and provide content that you wanna see!I started a similar poll on our Discord earlier today, and thought I'd bring it here too. I'm looking for some more regular events ...
SCP-7291: "Ȝ is for "Ȝesundheit" - Part 1
SCP-7291 is a tomb in the Pinsk Marshes, Belarus, near the Pripyat River.Content Warnings:Gore & dismemberment, gun violence, detailed description of firearm-related traumaTranscriptPatronsUndeadZambie, TytoAlbas Roost, elizabeth g., Sam Jesse, Nick N, and Jesse WhiteCast & CrewSCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Ob...
Saturday Spotify Jam & Art Session
Event begins at 10:30 PST / 1:30 ESTHey folks!It's Saturday, which means it's time for another Spotify Jam! If you haven't joined the past couple, a Jam is a queue where anyone can add music we can listen live together. Spotify premium may be required for some features.But this week, in addition to jamming ...
SCP-7234: "G is for Grease"
SCP-7234 is an anomalous cave system beneath Site 91, which intersects with an extra-dimensional space.Content Warnings:Gun violence, Grease BurnsTranscriptPatronsNilsHenke, Just ME, Thomas Manning, Josie Shields, Anthony Bruscato, Ryan Olsen, Guywithpants, and Israela StookeyCast & CrewSCP Archives was created by Paci...
SCP Store Launch & Discount Code
Patrons!Our store is live!! And to celebrate the launch of our first two products, I have a 20% Discount Codefor you! This code is valid until midnight on June 3, so grab a shirt, and a mug, and maybe even a gift for a friend!To redeem this offer, click the link above (or below) and you'll see the discount applied ...
Merchandise Launches May 13!
I'm incredibly excited to announce we are finally launching our merch store! This has been years in the making, and I couldn't be happier to announce that we're working with DFTBA (Don't Forget To Be Awesome)!DFTBA is the iconic creator store made by brothers Hank & John Green, and featuring hit podcast...
Saturday Morning Jam
Hey folks! It's Saturday, so I'm going on a long walk and running some errands, but I need some music to listen to! Join my Spotify jam, and queue up some songs, and let's start off Saturday right!You can also hop in our discord and chat with some other musically inclined folks!Only rule: no skipping songs!
Coming Soon - SCP-7234: "G is for Grease"
Next week brings a literal river of grease!I'm excited for this episode, it's one of the first scripts I remember reading for our Alphabet Series, and I was ecstatic to edit it!It's hard to pin down the exact vibeof the SCP universe, but this is one of those stories that really nails it. It's an adventu...
SCP-7219: "F is for Fallout"
SCP-7219: "F is for Fallout"SCP-7219 is an invulnerable humanoid entity believed to be the amalgamation of an anomalous human male formerly known as Kendell Stevenson and an unknown hostile extra-dimensional force.Content Warnings:Gore & disfiguration, discussions of mental health, implications of suicide attem...
SCP-7179: "E is for Eternity" (Remaster)
Upon any human's death, their consciousness is transported to an instance of SCP7179, where they will physically re-manifest in the same state as they were upon death, except in perfect health.Content Warnings:Body horror, self-harm, self-mutilation, dismembermentTranscriptPatronsWatchTheLight, Duncan McCaukinr, ...
SCP-8595: "Cockroach Critic" (Bonus)
We already covered "E is for Eternity" here on Patreon, so this week, please enjoy my rendition of the Cockroach Critic.Written by PlaguePJPNarrated by Pacific S. Obadiah
SCP-7160: "D is for Dermatology"
(Sorry this was late, y'all!! I forgot to hit publish on it yesterday 🫠)SCP-7160 is the corpse of a 24-year-old adult male identified as John McAckler.Content Warnings:Infection of the body by insects, body horror, harassment, mental illness, self-harm, self-mutilation, and suicideTranscriptPatronsArkady, Daniel...
Next Week - SCP-7160: "D is for Dermatology"
Now, if you're anything like me, you're deathly afraid of bugs. Especially swarms of them. Bugs just really get under my skin,y'know?Next week's episode is full of bugs. I had the unfortunate duty of editing this one, and I think you'll love it! (I went light on the skittering noises, I promise). Of...
SCP-7113: "C is for Closers"
SCP-7113 was an AquaticEctoplasmic Entity with a Level VII rating on the Ruby-Spears spirit index. SCP-7113 inhabited a home at 113 Elkview Drive in Athens, Georgia for approximately 14 years.Content Warnings: n/aTranscriptPatronsLudo George Swann, Ashlohobro, CalebPineapple, Goldenknight, ShadowRose616, Moorus, Fizzya...
SCP-7091: "B is for Blood-Borne"
This week on SCP Archives we present "B is for Blood-Borne."Did you know, "B" can stand for other things, like, "oh boy, I wish I hadn't heard that." This episode is available now on Patreon, and it'll arrive on your public RSS feeds this Thursday!
SCP-7091: "B is for Blood-Borne"
All artifacts and materials collected during the Prometheus Mission are to remain within a cryogenic, hermetically sealed subterranean vault beneath Site-82.Content Warnings: Experiments on children, gore & dismemberment, and gun violence.TranscriptPatronsPanglossGrantsYouTacos, Javier Munoz, Laura Albert, Hollish Maj,...
7034: AE for AErials
SCP-7034’s description is solely sourced from the account of Senior Researcher Richard Battaglia. The file will be updated accordingly upon Foundation access to SCP-7034…Content Warnings: Cannibalism, gore, starvation, suicideTranscriptPatronsJoshua, Justine Burbank, Trippy Hippy, BEANS!!, Miguel, Ezra Neiman, Matt...
Jesse Hall - Candidate Interview 3/27
Hello Patrons!Continuing with our new video content, I'd like to share a video interview I did with the iconic Jesse Hall! In this interview, I ask Jesse a series of standard questions acceptable for any job interview. Let's see if he has what it takes to work at the Foundation!
SCP-7027: "A for Annihilation" (Video)
Hey Patrons! You might have already heard this episode, but now you can watch it too! We'll be uploading early versions of our videos here on Patreon, alongside the public releases of our episodes every week!You'll also get these videos about a week ahead of the folks on YouTube, so enjoy!Also- We're ever e...
