Brandon Tenold posts
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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: PINOCCHIO'S REVENGE
Pinocchio may not have strings, but he does have a knife! It's the 1996 direct-to-video movie "Pinocchio's Revenge"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DOLLY DEAREST
Child's Play may have came first, but in 1991 we got "Dolly Dearest"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CEMETERY MAN
Who says a zombie comedy can't also be artistic? Rupert Everett starts in Michele Soavi's "Cemetery Man", AKA "Dellamorte Dellamore".
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN
The 50's had lots of movies about giant bugs & animals, but what happens when a spurned wife grows to giant-size? It's the cheesy monster movie classic "Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: RUSSIAN JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS
First I did the Russian version of the "Hobbit", now it's time for a musical TV movie take on another fantasy classic!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: VIRUS
Not all viruses are the same: some are actually electrical aliens that create murderous cyborg monsters like in the infamous 1999 flop "Virus"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA VS DESTOROYAH
It's the last Godzilla movie (of the Heisei series at least) with "Godzilla vs. Destoroyah"!
GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS 2019 VLOG
Here's an exclusive vlog video just for patrons! Before "Godzilla vs. Kong" gets released next year (hopefully), here are my thoughts on the sequel to the 2014 American Godzilla.
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: KOREAN BATMAN
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...Korean Batman?
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DOG SOLDIERS
British director Neil Marshall makes his debut on the show with the 2002 cult classic "Dog Soldiers"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: PHANTASM 2
The ball (and The Tall Man) is back in Don Coscarelli's "Phantasm 2"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: HOUSE 2
Think a sequel needs to have anything to do the original? Well "House 2: The Second Story" begs to differ!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DEMONS 2
Sequelween kicks off with "Demons 2"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DEEPSTAR SIX
1989 was a good year for underwater movies, including this monster flick from "Friday The 13th" director Sean S. Cunningham!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE LAST DRAGON
Sho' Nuff! It's the gonzo Motown produced martial-arts/musical/comedy "The Last Dragon"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: TAMMY AND THE T-REX
It's your classic tale of boy meets girl, boy gets brain transplanted into a robot dinosaur with "Tammy And The T-Rex".
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER
Stop! Hammer time! It's the 1974 vampire flick "Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE GATE 2
My last Canuxsploitation-A-Thon concluded with the cult classic "The Gate", but can this sequel measure up?
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ROLLING VENGEANCE
What's better than getting revenge? Getting revenge with a big-ass monster truck! It's the 1987 movie "Rolling Vengeance"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
The Return Of The Son Of Canuxsploitation-A-Thon continues with the 1981 slasher movie "Happy Birthday To Me"!
Killer Klowns title card concepts (PLEASE READ)
I was planning on uploading my next Canuxsploitation video today, but I'm having a hard time getting it past the copyright bots & I can't take any risks after what happened with Toei, so I'm gonna have to do some re-editing. As a result, patrons will NOT be charged when the video is finally uploaded, hopefu...
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SPASMS
The Return Of The Son Of Canuxsploitation-A-Thon kicks off with the giant killer snake movie "Spasms"!
RETURN OF THE SON OF CANUXSPLOITATION-A-THON PREVIEW
Time for a return to the exploitation cinema of the great white north!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: MESSAGE FROM SPACE
The message should be never trust magic space seeds to pick your heroes!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE
I tackle the Chiodo brother's cult classic "Killer Klowns From Outer Space"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: NIGHTBEAST
Maryland filmmaker Don Dohler returns to the show with "Nightbeast", a movie that makes up for what it lacks in budget with laser sound f/x & awkward sex scenes.
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Sorceress
Who says a movie called "Sorceress" needs to have a sorceress in it? Not Roger Corman!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: HARD TICKET TO HAWAII
Holy shit, 200+ episodes and I haven't done an Andy Sidaris movie? I better fix that quick!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SPLIT SECOND
Ever wish Rutger Hauer was the protagonist of "Blade Runner" and hunted a Venom copy? Well wish granted! It's the 1992 cyberpunk movie "Split Second"!
GODZILLA vs. MECHAGODZILLA 2 title card sketches (PLEASE READ)
I wanted to have my next video posted by the end of February, but possibly owing to the fact that it's for one of the more 'popular' movies I've done on my channel, the copyright bots are forcing me to have to do some re-editing/possibly film some more 'on the couch' scenes to break up the foota...
