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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE DEMOLITIONIST
The 90's were all about dark, gritty superheroes, so why not combine that with a female version of Robocop?
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ISLAND OF THE FISHMEN
Sergio Martino (and by way of an international cut, Roger Corman) returns to the show with "Island Of The Fishmen", AKA "Screamers"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA VS. SPACEGODZILLA
We've already had an evil robot version of Godzilla, why not a space version?
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA VS. MECHAGODZILLA 2
Ring in the new year with a little kaiju goodness!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA AND MOTHRA: THE BATTLE FOR EARTH
Captain Planet wasn't the only one trying to save the environment in the early 90's: Mothra was too!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: MAKING CONTACT
Did you know that before he made stuff like "Independence Day" & the 1998 "Godzilla", German director Roland Emmerich was making movies about evil, telekinetic ventriloquist dummies? Well now you do!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ELIMINATORS
Mandroids! Romans! Cavemen! Ninja's! It's the crazy 1986 Charles Band produced sci-fi flick "Eliminators"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DRACULA 3-D
In the tradition of Jaws 3-D, Amityville 3-D & Friday The 13th 3-D, it's Dario Argento's "Dracula 3-D"!
Eccentric-Cinema "John Carter" review (PLEASE READ)
I was really hoping to have my next video posted by Halloween, but the block-bots seem to have it in for this video as much as Toho does! I suppose that's what I get for doing a 'new' movie on my show. After a bit of re-editing that video should be posted soon, and when it is Patrons will not be charged for...
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: NIGHT OF THE CREEPS
Thrill me! It's Fred Dekker's crazy alien-slug-zombie flick "Night Of The Creeps"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA: FINAL WARS (PART 2)
It's finally here! Even though there's still some "flagged by Toho" parts, I had to really re-edit this one to prevent it from being a giant block of text. Anyway, thanks again everyone for sticking with me for 200 episodes!
Godzilla Final Wars Sketches (PLEASE READ)
I was hoping to have part 2 of my "Godzilla: Final Wars" video up today, but Toho really has the block-bots out for this one, so I'm probably gonna have to do some re-editing. To avoid it getting stacked onto next month, I'm posting these sketch concepts for the title card to part 1 from Hooks N Fangs a...
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA: FINAL WARS (PART 1)
When you've reached 200 episodes, it's time to do a Godzilla movie that packs in 200 movies worth of crazy shit!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DEMONS
Who says a zombie movie has to make sense? Or even be about zombies? It's Dario Argento/Lamberto Bava's "Demons"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: HANUMAN VS. 7 ULTRAMAN
Y'know how I keep joking about there being a Turkish knock-off of Ultraman? Well, this is probably the closest we'll ever get to seeing one.
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE STUFF
Are you eating it? Or is it eating you? It's Larry Cohen's satirical cult classic "The Stuff"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE RIFT
In 1989, there was a mini-boom of underwater sci-fi movies thanks to James Cameron's "The Abyss". Then in 1990 came this one. Hey, better late than never, right?
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: PHANTASM
40 years ago, Don Coscarelli made "Phantasm", a movie that gave us the Tall Man, killer Jawas and the infamous flying silver sphere of death!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: BLASTFIGHTER
Sylvester Stallone may have drawn "First Blood", but cult action hero Michael Sopkiw gave us "Blastfighter"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE GALAXY INVADER
Ever wondered what that movie was from the opening credits of 'Pod People' when it was shown on MST3K? Well wonder no more!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA vs. KING GHIDORAH
The king of the monsters returns to battle his greatest enemy and confusing time travel plots in "Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah"!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: RAT PFINK A BOO BOO
Ever wanted to know what an American knock-off of a Turkish superhero knock-off movie would look like? Well wonder no more!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DOCTOR MORDRID
Missed "Avengers: Endgame" this weekend? Well here's another superhero movie for ya!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CRYING FREEMAN
OK, so "Fist Of The North Star" wasn't great, but maybe this English-language manga adaptation will finally get things right?
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DEVIL'S EXPRESS
Ever wanted to watch a kung-fu/blaxsploitation/horror movie hybrid? Well "Devil's Express" has got you covered!
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: NIGHT OF THE DEMONS
Not to be confused with the Bigfoot movie "Night Of The Demon", the 1950's British movie "Curse Of The Demon" or the Italian movie "Demons", although I'm sure get to all those eventually too.
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SHIN GODZILLA VLOG
"Now, Japan...no, humanity must learn to coexist with Brandon Tenold's video on Shin Godzilla."Hey Patrons, here's an exclusive vlog video just for you! It may be about 2 years too late, but I finally made a video giving my thoughts on "Shin Godzilla", a movie that's proven very divisive amo...
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE MONSTER THAT CHALLENGED THE WORLD
What creature could possibly be terrifying enough to challenge the world? Turns out it's snails.
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE FIGHTING FISTS OF SHANGHAI JOE
It's east meets west in the 1973 kung-fu spaghetti western "The Fighting Fists Of Shanghai Joe".
"Intruder" Eccentric Cinema review (PLEASE READ TEXT)
I'm currently finishing up my next video, and to avoid it getting stacked onto next month's pledges, Patrons will not be charged once it's posted, which should hopefully be later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy this text review of the 1989 slasher movie "Intruder" that I wrote for the website eccent...
