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Dome Improvement 17
You probably shouldn’t take branding advice from the guy who chose “Internet Shaquille” for a name, but I think you should fervently avoid allowing your physical appearance to be a part of your logo, whether it’s your entire face or just your hairline. At some point, you will grow to dislike how you look. At s...
I'm Taste Testing Every Light Beer
I'm going through my own personal Eat Pray Love journey of self-discovery but instead of world travel it's eating Taco Bell and drinking Miller tallboys. Is the culture of light beer self-identity actually as prevalent as I thought, or is that more of a country boy thing? I also talk about incoming text-based p...
Wine Notes and Extra-Early Access
I can't get my mind off that "Electric Chardonnay Acid Test" I bought for this video. It was so good: https://www.vomboden.com/product/electric-chardonnay-acid-test-2018-750ml/ Real wine heads will laugh at my "Tasting Notes", since one of the notes is "has a screw top bottle". I think that...
Brita Refills - Removing the Resistance
Bree bought this dish rack from Marshalls, but here are some comparable amazon affiliate links:https://amzn.to/2U7hwbx ($11)https://amzn.to/3hdxQzb ($9)https://amzn.to/3A6CHe2 ($25)
Flour Tortilla Early Access + Notes
The recipe says "a third of a cup of fat", but I like to use my 2tbsp scoop three times, bringing the fat up to 6tbsp. That's 2 teaspoons more fat, but I felt like "one third cup" is simpler to convey The level of smoke is going to depend on how long the components are smoked. I like to do this stu...
Cumulative Exam - Early Access & Notes
This is the first time I've ever done what I think is called an "integration", but it's not exactly a challenge to think of ways to use soy sauce. Plus the brand was super flexible— I was allowed to say anything (and as little) as I wanted. I plan on reheating my leftover salmon this way every time n...
My First Taco Bell Experience
Live and uncut (except for the time the hard drive ran out of space [and the time i felt drunk 20 minutes later])This is very long but I believe streamable lets you right-click on the video for variable speedAlso Grandpa did not get any due to the salt, sorry to have lied to you
Abbio Set Winner
congratulations :)
Shorts Thoughts and a Prize
thank u abbiokitchen.com ur the only brand thats nice 2 me
Spice Mixes - Early Access & Notes
I'm not sold on this title yet. Also, I don't have a thumbnail yet. You patrons get to see the ugly first look like that of a newborn baby. The green chile spice blend I'm holding in my hands is a blend by my mom's Junior League of El Paso club (is Junior League a club? ...organization?) Anyway they se...
Golden Milk
This stuff is also really good in a latte. Adding a crank of black pepper is also very good I cover my turmeric in foil to shield it from the light I meant to say laborious, not tenuous. (this is why I write scripts ahead of time smh)
Cast Iron Notes & Early Access
This is probably the new "most revisions to the script" award winner. I kept having to re-evaluate my own biases. For example, I cut out a bit about using metal utensils because in order to have that conversation you have to talk about exceptions and details for a minute or two, and this is meant to be just fo...
Explaining, and thus ruining, the joke
Let this be the last time we ever speak of this abomination. Two things I forgot to mention:1: I did end up losing followers for this stunt! (Can you blame em?)2: The thing I was about to say when I got distracted was "A lot of people don't seem to know this but..." Youtube ad breaks actually lowered their ...
April Fool's Day (Super Early Access)
Sorry if this ruins the April Fool's Day surprise for you as a patron. Feel free to close your eyes and watch it next week :) This was legitimately a pain and a chore to put together and even though it's made as a joke, it was a real look into what these types of media producers must feel. For example, after I...
Roth Followup
WHO WILL WIN
Mandito's First Roth Deposit
I texted him during his first purchase, and afterwards he wanted to recap on cam :)
Shrimp Shell Notes & Early Access
The original title for this video was "Throwing Away Shrimp Shells is for Losers" but that might be too harsh and difficult to read. The star of the video is this Big Dogs t-shirt My $50/hr calculation is wrong. This pound of shrimp was about $2 less expensive than the pre-peeled option, so since it took me 4 ...
On NFTs
If you haven't heard of NFTs don't let this be your cue to get obsessed with emGet obsessed with seeds instead: rareseeds.com
No-Internet Shaquille
I took a week away from the computer, but not for a good reason.
Salmon Notes & Early Access
I think the only downside to this cooking method is that if you're on the fence about eating fish of any kind, it might be easy to conflate silky with slimy since all you eat is birds and mammals. You wouldn't want to serve this to a super young crowd that might not be into salmon in the first place Everyone a...
Fast Night
do u get it it's like date night but without the foodHere is the VOD from Thursday's most recent Twitch stream, if you care to watch: https://streamable.com/04t56s
$6 Patrons Now Get (Limited) Discord Access
It's just one channel, but for now we're trying to minimize chaos (as made evident by this video that took 6 takes)
Making Merch is Impossible
Welcome to the designer's table.
Early Access - 9 Levels of Cooking Meat
Shaq trivia: this is my longest video ever! If I had to re-do this video, I would spend more time on the thought process while cooking each iconic dish, instead of just explaining each level and justifying why it's in its place. I had to pirate some $1,200 audio software to remove the rustling lavalier mic noise f...
Cow Herding and Chill
Now that I have a check mark next to my name I can't complain in the comments when I see something I don't like so here's my reaction to a video that made me unsubscribe from someone.Self-improvement is fantastic way to meet goals, but if you give yourself the goal of "be better every single day", y...
You Have to Eat Vegetables - Here's How
The bit on food preservation could be its own whole video. I have a lot of luck simply treating produce like cut flowers and storing them in a glass of water. This works especially well for celery and green onions... things with a visible root. I'm not totally against the concept of science developing to a point a...
Costly Heehees
Thank you for everyone who joined in this experimental attempt at "You laugh, you donate $50 to charity". Here's a brief recap of the submissions that broke me
F*ck It Up Episode 7
This is honestly the best performance Armando has ever given me. We only had to do like 50 takes of his lines instead of 200. Bree says it was a dick move to cover up the brand's logo with the "THIS IS AN AD" graphic hehe whoops If I were to do this again, I would do like 4-5 layers of cereal breading inst...
Finally, A New Video
Please enjoy this oatmeal video. To be completely honest my hard drive crashed while I was exporting and I thought I was right about to lose this project (plus the other two I shot this weekend!!!) SO IF U DON'T MIND I'm gonna so if u don't mind I'm gonna take a long post-freakout walk. I'm also att...
How to Make the Sausage
Here's an hour-long video in which I try my hardest to start writing scripts but get distracted by questions about gaming, potatoes, banana trees, curry, video production, and meditation.
