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Neptune's Darling
In a loving tribute to the classic films of Esther Williams, Lindsay is in a slightly historically inaccurate version of ancient Rome this week, pining for her statuesque loverboy Craig at the bottom of the royal pool. It truly was the golden age of cinema, when you could have a gratuitous seven-minute underwater scene...
Bare Creek
Even though she lives in the suburbs, Tina still has an appreciation for nature. Sometimes the only way to truly experience the great outdoors is to get a little all-natural yourself.
Bodies of Water
In the ancient days, sirens would lure men to the sea with their angelic voices. In the '90s, Amber, Lindsay, Cynthia, and Kristen didn't even need to put that much effort into it.
Minnesota Hsien and the Temple of Bloop
As a lot of readers can probably guess, Jenny's neurodivergent little hyperfixation on being underwater is very much autobiographical. I developed my passion for underwater scenes by watching all the same stuff she did - the music videos, the Starburst commercials, the Don Bluth movies. But it wasn't all just s...
We're Bath! A Breathholder's Story
When the rest of the family is out of the house and it's too cold for the pool, Jenny knows just what to do - fill up the tub and practice those breath-holding times at her leisure, with no one around to look at her weird. You gotta take these opportunities when they present themselves, y'know.
