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THE RALPH REPORT for Saturday, October 7th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a TRR SATURDAY SUPER SPECIAL! Queen J joins us as we salute our favorite SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS from childhood! We put our character to the ULTIMATE TEST! Jay Busbee talks NFL! And, EDDIE sets out to own the world record for most CHICKEN NUGGETS eaten in 60 SECONDS!(Today...
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 6th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The VIDEO VAULT gets very animated! Will you win the GARMY GAME SHOW?! And, what's up with MINNESOTA?: The official state of the Vikings, weird poop, and sexy cops!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 5th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The world records of SEX! An update on GARMY CON in Las Vegas! And, we've found the way for Eddie to make HISTORY!
GARMY CON attendance poll!
Help us get an idea of how many Garmy generals will be attending GARMY CON in Las Vegas on October 21st!!Please choose one option below:
Lanyards for GARMY CON in Vegas!
A special thank you to Bridget from Long Island who will be providing these custom lanyards to Garmy members who make their badges when they attend GARMY CON in Las Vegas on October 21st!
FOUR STAR VIEWING PARTY!
Come hang with US and EACH OTHER!FOUR STAR VIEWING PARTY!WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 4TH, at 7PM! (PDT)
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 4th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We get light-headed on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! We need a MAFIA Garmy member! And, can Ralph and Eddie break a WORLD RECORD?!
PICK YOUR SHOW!
Ralph will be gone all day on Sunday, October 8th, dealing with the nightmare that is traveling back and forth from the football game at L.A.'s SoFi Stadium ...That means no time to prep an episode to drop the morning of Monday the 9th.So, which would you rather have a replacement for the Monday episode ...
GARMY CON merch for VEGAS!
More good news and amazing ART!Everybody who's able to make it out to GARMY CON in Vegas on October 21st will get these amazing, limited edition FREE STICKERS!Thanks to super-talented Garmy member ERIN SCABARETTI for creating these thoughtful gifts for the GARMY CON attendees!
The official GARMY CON badge!
A special thank you to Maurice Suggs for making these amazing badges for the upcoming GARMY CON in Las Vegas!To make your own, download the jpg file attached to this post, print, cut, fold, laminate and add a lanyard!Hope to see some of these in Vegas on October 21st!LMB!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The TRR CITIZENS OF THE WEEK cause Ralph and Eddie to re-examine their LIVES! We lead you into a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, who were the evil villains who wanted to take our beloved BOOZE?!
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Mahi Mahi!
Time to teach Eddie Eddie about Mahi Mahi!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 2nd, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph and Eddie react to yesterday's GAME! This Day in HISTORY! A "very strong" MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, should a teacher lose her job over ONLY FANS?!
WATCH THE GAME WITH US!
Watch us watch FOOTBALL!Ralph and Eddie watch as their beloved teams BATTLE!Could this mere sporting event destroy their friendship?! (SPOILERS: Yes. Absolutely.)SUNDAY, OCTOBER 1ST, 2023 at 10:00 AM (PDT)
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 29th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's HOT FUDGE Friday! Our masked VIDEO VAULT picks! You might win the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, welcome to a less-than-amusing Canadian AMUSEMENT PARK! Oh, Canada!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 28th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Who was BORN TO BE ALIVE?! We've got WIENER RAGE! And, we present the best ... SEX MACHINES! (Besides ourselves, of course.)
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 27th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Win BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM on digital! Take a ride with SEX IN THE NEWS! And, we've got a smokin' ONE-HIT WONDER!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 26th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Here's the story of TV TUNES TUESDAY! More chances to win BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM! It's a CITIZEN OF THE WEEK for the ages! And, we love you on LOVE NOTE DAY!
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Arby's Big Game Burger!
We taste-test the new Arby's burger made from venison, elk and beef!And, if it doesn't look exactly like this, WE'RE GONNA SUE!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 25th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie Pence returns with tales from the road! We eat a MUNCHIN' MONDAY meal of venison, elk and beef ... OH MY! And, all week long, you can win "Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm" on DIGITAL!
TRR just added to "Cruise Askew"!
You can join Ralph and Queen J in the BAHAMAS!A live recording of THE RALPH REPORT has just been added to the Kevin Smith fan cruise "Cruise Askew"!For tickets and more info go here:https://www.jayandsilentbobcruiseaskew.com/
"WHAT'S THE BUZZ?" - Week 3!
It's Week 3 of the the football season, so it's time to talk to Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports about a few of this weekend's games!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 22nd, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: QUEEN J steps in as special CO-HOST! All the GLORIOUS details about Ralph's COLONOSCOPY! More films from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the return of THE GARMY GAME SHOW: ALL KAZOO EDITION!!!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 21st, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie the COMEDY MVP?! The CURSE of MACBETH! And, welcome to Ralph's SEXUAL NIGHTMARE!
The TRR Las Vegas MEET & GREET GARMY PARTY!
It's just a month away!Come join your fellow Garmy members and hang with Ralph, Eddie and Queen J in LAS VEGAS!OCTOBER 21st, 2023 from 7pm to 11pm!Location:McMullan's Irish Pub, 4650 W Tropicana Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89103Come enjoy cocktails*, snacks, music, karaoke, and laughs! (*Cash bar)HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 20th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's got more DRUNK THOUGHTS! We're staying alive so we can enjoy today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, yes, REAL-LIFE fast food doesn't look like it does in the ads ... GET OVER IT!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 19th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another creature in Australia that wants to KILL YOU! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY party song! And, HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
Munchin' Monday: PORK BRAINS!
We release the MUNCHIN' MONDAY food we've been holding on to ...PORK BRAINS with MILK GRAVY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 18th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the details for the upcoming TRR LAS VEGAS MEET & GREET PARTY! We introduce you to the aquatic TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, the MUNCHIN' MONDAY you've been waiting for ... We pull the SECRET FOOD out of the pantry ... It's time to eat ... PORK BRAINS!
It's TRR FOOTBALL TALK!
JAY BUSBEE from YAHOO SPORTS drops by to talk about the weekend's NFL games!






