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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 28th, 2023
🕑 Added 2023-09-28 07:01:01 +0000 UTCOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Who was BORN TO BE ALIVE?! We've got WIENER RAGE! And, we present the best ... SEX MACHINES! (Besides ourselves, of course.)
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Sadina
With the description of every sex machine, I kept imagining the lights flickering and the power going out in the area— the neighbours screaming “Damn it Janet! Get off of the machine during prime time! We’re trying to watch the game!”
G-Unit1111
I seriously hope whoever buys the Thrillhammer is going to call it "Mjolnir". Please make that happen!
