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Patron Exclusive Audio: Your Best Friend Knows You're Secretly Depressed
Warning: This audio deals with depression and implied casual, suicidal ideation of the "I wish I weren't here" variety rather than the active planning or carrying out of self harm. If these themes bother you, please don't listen. Like all Vanilla Velvet Audio productions, this is fiction meant for enter...
Gadgets, gizmos, whozits, whatsits, etc.
UPDATE for all you lovely patron type people! I'm still plugging away, folks! Real life stuff got busy, so I had less time to edit than I thought I would. Boo.Expect early access audio(s?) tonight/tomorrow. Public access on YouTube to follow. More Patreon exclusives are also all queued up for all tiers Pink Velvet ...
Patron Exclusive Audio: Your Best Friend Shows Up When Your Girlfriend...Doesn't
Patron exclusive audio time! After this week's posting blitz, I'll be almost, ALMOST all caught up! ^^Your Best Friend Shows Up When Your Girlfriend...Doesn'tWhen a minor car accident sends you to the hospital to get checked out, you frantically call your significant other for support. She never picks up! S...
Sneak Peeks, Plans & Updates for the Week of January 19!
Hello, hello, Patrons! With a new year underway and lots of stuff percolating behind the scenes, it's time once again to lock-the-fuck-in and bring you all more regular status updates! I've been a busy little bee getting all sorts of things ready. Throughout 2025, I spent months commissioning new original scrip...
forever punching above my weigh class~
you'll never guess who got too ambitious with sound designing an entire pirate battle on the raging high seas....>.>it definitely isn't the same girl who made like four different thumbnails and still isn't satisfied with any of them...<.<it also wasn't the girl who spent a week tinkering with making som...
Patreon Exclusive Art: A Frosty Winter's Mourning
Hello, January! It's time for our monthly Patron exclusive art! After all, Velvet's gotta start the new year off right...by making sure all those rivals for senpai are staying right where she put them!Fun (?) fact, I actually really love gothic lolita fashion, and lolita in general as an aesthetic -- which you&...
Early Access Audio #94: You Claim an Enemy Queen for a Forbidden Dance
Hiya! Time for early access! Retakes took more work than I thought they would for technical reasons. Last minute equipment replacement had to happen, which required running a bunch of tests before I could even settle in and do the new takes. 2025 had one last curve ball to throw at me, I guess! Sorry about that.2026 is...
Quick update re: finishing up part 2 of this week's early access
WARNING for loud annoying noise.So. Uh.Yeah....or at least re-record the busted af bits of the file. It's only a minute or so section toward the very end, and I would have caught it before now if I hadn't spent all week remastering part 1, but ffs. Safe to say this is delayed. Sorry, everyone! My luck this year...
Early Access Audio #93 (Remastered!): Forcing Your Enemy to Confess Her Feelings With a Truth Potion
Hi, all! Merry Christmas proper! I come bearing first half of early access! This audio goes out tomorrow on YouTube; part 2 will be early access for you guys either very late tonight or tomorrow, depending. I might kick the public release of that by a few days/a week or two just so you can actually enjoy early access p...
Patreon Exclusive Art: Naughtily Nice
it chrismasmerr chrismasOr: just a little something extra special to find under the tree this year. ^^This YCH piece was done by the always fabulous mejroong.
Patreon Exclusive Art: Nicely Naughty
It's officially Christmas eve! Which means you get to have a look at what's waiting under the tree for you, even if you can't unwrap it quite yet. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ Don't worry, though. You will! SOON.This YCH piece was done by the always fabulous mejroong, with a "nice" edition edit by me. Naug...
flawless clever ruse
If you think you just saw an art commission planned for April go live instead of get queued....uhhhNO YOU DIDN'T>.><.</gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Audio update! And thumbnail previews!
Hi, all! I come bearing news!Technically, I have this week's audio in the can, and near completion. I could even get the finished product out tonight, if I really applied myself. (Although RIP early access.)However: I'm not going to. It's for a good, creatively meaningful reason this time rather than the u...
Behind the Scenes: Thumbnail Tests!
While I was on my break in 2024, after hitting year 3 (!!!) of Vanilla Velvet Audio, I started thinking about doing a refresh for the channel. The plan was to update my thumbnails over a few months, and have a retool of video visuals ready to go by June 2025, just in time for the fourth anniversary!...yeah. For the mos...
Early Access Audio #92: Ruthless CEO Girlfriend Begs You to Wake From a Coma
ETA: Audio track updated. I told you I couldn't stop!!!Hello, all! I come bearing this week's main channel audio!I’ve actually been sitting on this one for a couple weeks. It was technically finished November 26, just needing a final post production pass, but I kept tinkering with the vocal track. Going back ...
New Video Intro Screens!
You might remember I talked about planning new video intros, so, sooooo many months ago. In late spring/early summer 2025, I commissioned an artist to create some original art pieces for that. I sent her some pretty detailed briefs, and boy did she deliver! I've been meaning to post them for ages, but I kept procra...
1k free memberships giveaway
Hey, everyone!I'm giving away 1,000 free memberships ^^This is to make amends for all my unplanned side quests and plot twists behind the scenes this year, repay your patience, and thank you all for everything.💖[LINK REDACTED, ALL SUBS CLAIMED]Click the link to redeem THREE free months of the $10 tier! Offer goo...
Patron Exclusive Audio: Yandere Supervillain Catches You!...On Your Day Off?!
NOTE: Just like Yandere Super Villain Wants to Hire You! And More!? this audio takes place in the same universe as Obsessive Yandere Supervillain Demands a Date With You. All three standalone, though, and are not connected beyond a shared setting and background characters. Enjoy!Yandere Supervillain Catches You!...On Y...
Patron Exclusive Audio: Your No-Nonsense Best Friend Comes Over to Comfort You After a Bad Breakup
Your No-Nonsense Best Friend Comes Over to Comfort You After a Bad BreakupAfter your most recent romantic relationship imploded, you call your best friend in tears to vent on her voicemail. You never thought she’d immediately drop everything to come comfort you, but of course she does. After all, what else are friend...
Patron Exclusive Audio: Getting Revenge and Riding Off Into the Sunset With Your Western Outlaw Yandere Girlfriend!
Hey, look! An F4F audio! Rare indeed around these parts. I think this is my fourth in as many years? I don't know how that keeps happening...Well, anyway, this'n is short 'n sweet. Or at least as sweet as a yandere who ties people to railroad tracks can be! I hope you enjoy it.Getting Revenge and Riding Off...
Early Access Audio #91: Fierce Viking Mother Adopts You
At last, we now return to... 💖💖💖OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED VANILLA VELVET-Y PROGRAMMING...💖💖💖 No, really. I have next week all plotted out! And the week after that! And the week after THAT! And...okay, things get a little dicey around January, but that's a problem for December Velvet!Thank you for yo...
Patreon Exclusive Art: My Love for You is Out of CTRL
Welcome, November! And welcome, new Patreon-exclusive art! This cute little YCH piece was done by NyxReiju over on Vgen (with a small color edit by me!) and is the perfect size for a desktop background. It's also going out to all Patrons, including the free tier.You might wonder why I didn't opt for a holiday t...
Patron Exclusive Audio: Worried Girlfriend Waits at Your Hospital Bedside While You “Sleep”
THREE audios?! Yeah, but that's all you're getting today! Because it's late and I am sleepy.This is around 10 minutes of speech, with a bonus 20 minutes of hospital room ambiance in case you want to pretend you're falling asleep just like Listener, with her waiting beside you. 💖Worried Girlfriend Wai...
Patron Exclusive Audio: Yandere Super Villain Wants to Hire You! And More!?
Two exclusives in one day?! Will wonders never cease?This audio has a fun connection to a previous one! While not a sequel (because I would never paywall a sequel!) this story takes place in the same universe as Obsessive Yandere Supervillain Demands a Date With You! so that's fun. There's one more in the same ...
Patron Exclusive Audio: Tsundere Girlfriend Knows You're Sick (Though You Tried to Hide it!)
Who's up for some slice-of-life goodness? Because you're gonna get a ton of it today!Tsundere Girlfriend Knows You're Sick (Though You Tried to Hide it!)You've come down with something. Not that anyone needs to know, of course! Especially not your tsundere girlfriend, who will definitely drag your stubb...
Patreon Exclusive Art: Bad Habits #2
Happy Halloween, everyone! And to celebrate, a little something spoopy or...goopy, I guess in this case?A monstrous, tentacled transformation for Velvet! Are the extra appendages an upgrade or a downgrade from the previous piece? Hmm. Well, more arms does mean more hugs, right?This YCH piece was done by mejroong.
Patron Exclusive Audios... (?) (!!)
IT'S TIME FOR THE GREAT PATRON EXCLUSIVE AUDIO CATCH-UP MARATHON!...the crowd goes mild, golf claps all around...I'm not going to say everything's coming up Velvet. It is decidedly not. I'm hanging on by a thread and the skin of my teeth you guys, oh my gosh.But! Things are finally getting a little bet...
Behind the (snotty) Velvet Curtain!
I come bearing proof of life, and proof of continued work, even!Obviously, plans collapsed. I'm sorry. I am saying that too much these days (and I will continue to lampshade it because I am compelled!) but it's still true as ever. (I almost wish it weren't, it'd be kinda nice not to feel human emotions ...
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Tonight/early tomorrow morning, main channel audio in early access for patrons! Then, for realsies, recording new things! More editing! More audios! Late exclusives, finally delivered! Planning new content, OMG ACTUAL UPDATES, etc! And next Friday! Audio on main channel! With more to follow on the old original schedule...
Patreon Exclusive Art: Bad Habits #1
It's that time again. Presenting October's Patron exclusive art! And since it's spooky season, you know what that means: creepy, monstery goodness!This YCH piece was done by the incredibly talented mejroong, who did last month's piece as well! As a fun bonus, this is part 1 of 2, so you can expect a mo...
