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Episode 370: Tim Allen Jungle Turd Jungle
MORTUY: Oh geez Rick, I don’t know about this one Rick. It looks like we accidentally portaled to a planet where there’s a ruling race of sentient Kickstarter projects! Oh man, oh geez Rick. I just want to go home and pull my pud man. I don’t want to do all this space flying stuff anymore man. Look at that one…...
YKS Premium S31E21: Toilettino Italiano
In your heeead…in your heeeeaaaaad! Podcast! Podcast! Podca - a - ast! That’s right it’s another episode YKS Premium the Podcast Edition and what’s more, it says here it’s a rip-roaring good time for every podcast fan! On today’s ep we’re looking at some of the total BULL SPIT that didn’t quite make the...
YKS Premium S31E21: Toilettino Italiano
In your heeead…in your heeeeaaaaad! Podcast! Podcast! Podca - a - ast! That’s right it’s another episode YKS Premium the Podcast Edition and what’s more, it says here it’s a rip-roaring good time for every podcast fan! On today’s ep we’re looking at some of the total BULL SPIT that didn’t quite make the...
Episode 369: Stink House Entertainment
[ads…it is your End of Watch]You’re not gonna believe this one! Oh yeah! What! That’s right! It’s more of that CRAZY Thing you love! Oh yeah! YKS! Wahoo!!!!On today’s Wet and Wild show, we’ve got a graphic novel (comic book), one gross freako’s stupid movie idea warehouse, an app for DUI guys, and more! W...
YKS Premium S31E20: Trap
Yeah, we felt trapped. At the movies. A review of M. Night’s latest – and no one can get mad at us.Music for YKS Premium is courtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdy and Mark Brendle (although we shoulda got our kid to do it – free $$). YKS is edited by Producer Dan.Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPodand TikTok: YourKickstar...
YKS Premium S31E20: Trap
Yeah, we felt trapped. At the movies. A review of M. Night’s latest – and no one can get mad at us.Music for YKS Premiumcourtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdyand Mark Brendle. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Art by ExtraNapkinsand animation by PremiumContent.Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPodand TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks...
Episode 368: Crowdfunding USA
Time’s a funny thing…here I am waiting to eat some dinner. But hours from now, perhaps even years, you might find yourself sitting down to listen to this episode and awaiting a different meal of your own. Breakfast, perhaps; or even lunch. And yet both of us, wherever we are – WHENever we are – know that we lik...
YKS Premium S31E19: The Producers
If you wanna make it big in this town, see, you’re gonna have to impress the bigwigs! That’s right. And who are the bigwigs, you may ask? Well of course it’s the two fatcats themselves, the Harvey Weins...Woody A...Bryan Sing...Uhh, Good Guys of Nashville – Mike and JF. These heavyweight producers know how to t...
YKS Premium S31E19: The Producers
If you wanna make it big in this town, see, you’re gonna have to impress the bigwigs! That’s right. And who are the bigwigs, you may ask? Well of course it’s the two fatcats themselves, the Harvey Weinsteins Woody Allens Bryan Singers Good Guys of Nashville – Mike and JF. These heavyweight producers know how to...
Mailbag S5E4: Hot Toilet
Well well well, if it isn’t your questions and packages! Yes, my dear boy, it certainly is. And this month, there are a similar number of messages and packages as usual if not exactlythe same amount! Thanks everyone for your patience on the somewhat untimely release of the mailbag episodes. We have not yet cracked th...
Mailbag S5E4: Hot Toilet
Well well well, if it isn’t your questions and packages! Yes, my dear boy, it certainly is. And this month, there are a similar number of messages and packages as usual if not exactlythe same amount! Thanks everyone for your patience on the somewhat untimely release of the mailbag episodes. We have not yet cracked th...
Episode 367: The Baby Episode
[No ads on this one. Waaaah! Wahh!!]Goo goo! Ga ga! And all the rest. We’re back from our little break with a bundle of joy: that’s right, a new episode of YKS! To celebrate, we’re taking a tour through some of Kickstarter’s most baby-brained ideas. Join us as we discover the baby chain, the cheeky changer, and...
What the fund???
BREAKING: It's time to help us decide what to buy! Now these were initially reported on a few weeks ago, so Iam not even completely sure where the projects are sitting as of now. BUT! If you go and look at them, then you'll know, and then you can tell me on here, by voting! For the most viable candidate for us ...
YKS Premium S31E18: Dog Breeds of the World
What the….FUND?! Do people get that’s what the name is for? Does that track at all? It’s one of those things I’ve said a million times now and I am realizing if I don’t emphasize it at all it might just sound like nothing at all. I mean on the other hand, it is like really close to nothing anyway. It’s kind...
YKS Premium S31E18: Dog Breeds of the World
What the….FUND?! Do people get that’s what the name is for? Does that track at all? It’s one of those things I’ve said a million times now and I am realizing if I don’t emphasize it at all it might just sound like nothing at all. I mean on the other hand, it is like really close to nothing anyway. It’s kind...
Episode 366: The Crotch Doctor
Aw db come on man. Can't be putting crotch on there man. First of all its from the episode, like you're supposed to do with these. Second, as you will learn in this episode, there are something like 8 million crotches on planet earth and basically everybody has one. Now, if I my continue. Folks, this week we...
YKS Premium S31E17: Sound Alert Auditions with Stefan Heck
Picture this: three old dudes squinting at TikTok videos for an hour. Yeah that's what I'm talking about. Nahh I think there was some funny shit in here though for rea! Not like '10,000 Laughs or Your Money Back' level shit, but still. Joining us this week all the way from Vancouver Canada, is a remarka...
YKS Premium S31E17: Sound Alert Auditions with Stefan Heck
Picture this: three old dudes squinting at TikTok videos for an hour. Yeah that's what I'm talking about. Nahh I think there was some funny shit in here though for rea! Not like '10,000 Laughs or Your Money Back' level shit, but still.Joining us this week all the way from Vancouver Canada, is a remarkab...
Episode 365: 10,000 Laughs or Your Money Back
Step into a multi-sensory experiencethat combines the pleasure of taste with the benefits of natural ingredients and the power.. of podcasting. That's right its another YKS and I won't stand around jacking you off any futher, ill let you get to it because this one is a real hooter and thats the gods honest trut...
YKS Premium S31E16: The Wankers
You can "watch" this on youtube herebut be warned, there's a twist: it's in much higher quality!Unfortunately JF is lost in the middle of the woulds this week so it is up to me to remember what this one was about. Oh yeah it was about when we saw The Watchers and then I went over Jesses house and compla...
YKS Premium S31E16: The Wankers
Unfortunately JF is lost in the middle of the woulds this week so it is up to me to remember what this one was about. Oh yeah it was about when we saw The Watchers and then I went over Jesses house and complained the whole time about it.Now to come up with kind of a funny name for the episode thats about The Watchers.....
Episode 364: Words are The Architect of Reality
[We meant to put ads in this one but were a little to the right]Good Morning Monday Morning! Today I might just feel like taking a look at a few Kickstarters, including a cabinet friend, a watch that helps you fish, and you guessed it, a way to give cops more money! And well, it looks like a great moment of history to ...
YKS Premium S31E15: Visible Socks on the Table
Dan wouldn’t come up with the title for this one for some reason. Still, we welcome him back from Japan and try to find something good in the news. Not easy…but very important.Music for YKS Premiumcourtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdyand Mark Brendle. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Art by ExtraNapkinsand animation by P...
YKS Premium S31E15: Visible Socks on the Table
Dan wouldn’t come up with the title for this one for some reason. Still, we welcome him back from Japan and try to find something good in the news. Not easy…but very important.Music for YKS Premium is courtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdy and Mark Brendle. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPodan...
Episode 363: Yoda OS: Truckervision HD
[ads have been omitted from this version of the episode in furtherance of our objective to colonize the galaxy]My precious listeners! I come to you once again, hat in hand, and hat on head, to ask you: check out this episode of the show. On this one we got a hat that even I (hatliking man) wouldn’t wear, an applicati...
YKS Premium S31E14: Danmeo
We missed Producer Dan so much we watched a video of him. What happens next will amaze you.Music for YKS Premium is courtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdy and Mark Brendle. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPodand TikTok: YourKickstarterSucksUpgrade your sub to the Squeeze Louise tier today to get vi...
YKS Premium S31E14: Danmeo
Warning: I think a guy gets pantsed in this version of the video. For a more rigorously edited version, head to YouTube.We missed Producer Dan so much we watched a video of him. What happens next will amaze you.Music for YKS Premiumcourtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdyand Mark Brendle. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Art by...
Mailbag S5E3: Jackpot Boys
Summertime! And the mailbag’s easy! Well, not THAT easy because we had several huge boxes to open and go through, and plus your questions were quite difficult to answer as well. But still it’s a lot easier than figuring out how to send a rocket to the moon which, if certain people are to be believed, we already did...
Mailbag S5E3: Jackpot Boys
Summertime! And the mailbag’s easy! Well, not THAT easy because we had several huge boxes to open and go through, and plus your questions were quite difficult to answer as well. But still it’s a lot easier than figuring out how to send a rocket to the moon which, if certain people are to be believed, we already did...
Episode 362: Unthinkable Worldwide
[hey the ads are in the mail]Just what are these crazy YKS guys up to now? Well it all starts with the “episode introduction”. Many dedicated fans think this is the best part of any YKS episode, but the true fan knows that the show really kicks into gear around the famous 6 pack. That’s the segment of the show wh...
