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FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 1/30
BROTHERS! Brothers, Brothers, Brothers… It’s time. What time is it you may ask? Time to piss yourself in excitement because another FLASHGITZ FRIDAY is finally here!Don’t get it all over the rug.If you’re not pissing in excitement, then you probably aren’t one of the Brothers who are waiting on their Space Ki...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 01/ 23
BROTHERS! Welcome back to the sacred sanctuary that is Flashgitz Friday: A place where the passage of time is welcomed and embraced.What has the passage of time brought us this week?UPDATES! Lots and lots of precious production updates! The kind of updates that make your toes curl until the knuckles are white. Sorry, t...
JANUARY STICKER ANNOUNCEMENT
Brothers, rejoice! All January stickers have shipped! This is the first month that we have our NEW Very Greedy Brothers holographic stickers! If you would like to collect these shiny relics too then upgrade this month to receive February's set!Those that were signed up between December 1st- December 31st in the Bro...
LAST DAY TO BUY KINGSMAS MERCH!
Brothers! Just wanted to remind you all that it's the LAST DAY TO BUY these glorious Kingsmas relics! Tshirts, hoodies, and even the first official Space King vinyl figures! Even though all of you already support us greatly, I'd hate for you all to miss out, so I'm giving you this final reminder! Thank you ...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 01/16
Brothers! If it isn’t my favorite group of miscreants here for their favorite weekly erotic newsletter, Flashgitz Friday!I can’t wait to get into all the salacious little production updates, but firstly, I want to remind you guys that there’s only 2 days left to get your Space King Kingsmas merch! The sale ends o...
ONLY 4 DAYS LEFT FOR KINGSMAS MERCH!
Only 4 days left to get your limited edition Space King merchandise! Hurry or you’ll feel left out when everyone else is doing gang signs in their cool hoodies and tshirts! Sale ends 1/18! Don't miss out! https://flashgitz.shop/
SUPER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
If you ordered the No Girls Allowed Relic Box, there's a chance that your package was mistakenly returned due to SOMETHING in the box being marked as "contraband".They agreed to ship them out after I told them that all of you swore to pinky-promise not to use them. Don't let me down. Thank you for your ...
Unhinged Camgirl Tactics: UNCENSORED
The moment you’ve all been waiting for is here! Now you can watch the whole Unhinged Camgirl Tactics video without all the stupid bleeps YouTube made us put in. Enjoy!
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 01/09
BROTHERS!! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday! It’s been much too long. I hope you missed us just as much as we missed you.I’m sorry your Flashgitz Friday daddy had to step out for milk for two weeks, but I’m ready to step back into my spergy sons’ lives <3You all really know how to make a guy feel wanted <3In al...
We’re Back This Friday!
Brothers! After a little unannounced (oops) two-week break, Flashgitz Fridays and Tom & Don will officially be back this Friday. This means fresh new Space King production updates and a brand new Tom & Don episode dropping on YouTube!Thanks for sticking around while we took a breather for the holidays. We’re excited ...
DECEMBER STICKER ANNOUNCEMENT
Brothers, rejoice! All December stickers have shipped!Those that were signed up between November 1st- November 30th in the Brothers tier will receive Chestnut and those that were signed up in the Greedy Brothers tier will receive Chestnut and PAIN!We collect patron data on the 1st of each month for that Month's set...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 12/19
Brothers! Welcome to Fa-la-la-la-Flashgitz Friday, the jolliest source for all things Space King!Come over and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas!What’s that? You want Space King 4 to hit 3 million views by Christmas? Why, that’s so thoughtful, little (insert your name here), but that alr...
SPACE KING 4 - Director's Commentary Continued
Here is the Patreon exclusive look at the character arcs and themes of Space King 4! Thank you for your support brothers. <3
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 12/12
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, the answer to all your prayers – if your prayers involve FLASHGITZ PRODUCTION UPDATES! Don’t lie, I know they do…Space King Episode 4 - Kingsmas Dropped last week! How did you all like it? Pretty fucking good right? Keeping Rudolph’s big nose a surprise was a challenge, bu...
SPACE KING 4 - KINGSMAS (uncensored Patreon exclusive) + Discount Code
Thank you so much boys! We got this done in record time because of your support. As we promised, funds from Patreon and merch would let us make episodes better, quicker and more consistently! Because of your dollary-doos and willingness to support our schizoid pipe-dreams, you get more Space King more frequently.If you...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 12/05
Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday, your only source for the weekly, mouth-watering hype that is SPACE KING UPDATES! I assume you’ve all already seen the Space King 4 trailer. If not, crawl out from the rock you’ve been living under and go watch it! It’s on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, we even put it on T...
NEW TIER ALERT!!!
Brothers! Many of you have asked how you can support us more financially outside of the current Patreon tiers and buying merch. We don’t want to just take your extra generous moneys directly, so we wanted to make sure you got something extra in return.That’s why we’re unveiling the new VERY GREEDY BROTHERS TIER!F...
NOVEMBER STICKER ANNOUNCEMENT
Brothers! Rejoice! All November stickers have shipped!Those that were signed up between October 1st- October 31st in the Brothers tier will receive Tylenol Terry and those that were signed up in the Greedy Brothers tier will receive Tylenol Terry and Greedy Tylenol Terry!We collect patron data on the 1st of each month ...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 11/28
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where you get only the most titillating updates of your favorite cartoon on the internet, Space King!I hope you all had a wonderful week! Yesterday, brothers all across America celebrated Thanksgiving. What did you bring to the table? Turkey? Pie? Crime statistics?An amazing Space...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 11/21
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where we deliver Flashgitz updates to our humble and handsome Flashgitz patrons (that’s you!)But brothers, there was a very important holiday this week that you might’ve missed. A holiday that celebrates YOU! And the reason it isn’t more widely known is because of.. Uh.. soc...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 11/14
Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday, your central hub for keeping up with the finest in the autistic arts. I bet you’re wondering what kind of jaw-dropping, eye-popping, ball-twisting updates I have for you today!But before that, a victory lap! Space King 3 has hit 6 million views! This is a huge achievement, ...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 11/07
Brothers! It’s finally here! The moment you’ve all been waiting for! FLASHGITZ FRIDAY!That’s right! Healthy and educational production updates shipped right to your phone and/or computer! If you’re still at work on this wonderful Friday, now would be the time to pretend to use the bathroom so you can read said ...
Important Update- SCAMMERS
Brothers! Please be aware there's been an ongoing issue of fake Patreon accounts posing as us and telling people they have "won a giveaway". We regret to inform you that:- there is no giveaway right now 😢- These are a scam - we will never run a giveaway or any other promotion via telegram or other dodgy ...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 10/31
Brothers! Happy Halloween, and welcome to Flashgitz Friday! I hope you all have exciting plans for Halloween, because I have exciting plans for you! Treats! In the form of tasty production updates! But in order to get them, you have to say “trick or treat!” as loud as you can at your computer/ mobile device. Ready?...
OCTOBER STICKER ANNOUNCEMENT
Brothers! Rejoice! All October stickers have shipped!Those that were signed up between September 1st- September 30th in the Brothers tier will receive No Girls Allowed and those that were signed up in the Greedy Brothers tier will receive No Girls Allowed and Imagination!We collect patron data on the 1st of each month ...
ONE DAY LEFT!
Last Chance To Get Limited Edition Space King Merchandise!Brothers! There’s only ONE DAY LEFT to get your limited edition Space King merchandise! Go to https://flashgitz.shop to get yours today! Preorders end 10/26! Don’t miss out on this totally epic stuff:Do the now-appropriated “blood” hand sign with this B-...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 10/24
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where I send you, and only you, secret intimate messages disguised as production updates! You know who you are. The others don’t know, but you and I do ;)But before we continue with the blogpost, I want to quickly remind you all that there’s only 2 days left to pick up some li...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 10/17
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where you can get caught up with your favorite internet creators (us) and get updates on your favorite animated series (Space King)!What’s on the agenda today? We got Space King 4 updates, a peek at the Tom and Don channel, and some really cool fan art that’s sprouted up! But ...
FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 10/10
Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday! Every decision in your life has brought you to this crossroad. Every bug you’ve ever stopped on, every nut you’ve ever busted, and every slur you’ve ever said has nudged your destiny several degrees so that you’d end up here, reading this week’s Flashgitz Friday. That’...
