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A minute of your life you will never get back again. Never.

Happy Turkey Day. Go get stuffed.

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I feel like it’s been a long time since we talked.

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Sitting on the dock of the end of modern civilization, wasti..

Sitting on the dock of the end of modern civilization, wasting time.

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A couple photos from 12 years ago. Honestly, I don’t really ..

A couple photos from 12 years ago. Honestly, I don’t really like as much being a “skinny fit girl”. I actually do prefer fat and fit. That being said, it has taken me 3 weeks to lose 10 lbs doing a pretty strict Ketogenic diet. It’s a good thing I like fat bellied muscle. I will take and post more current pictu...

No neighbors No cares

Big thank you to everyone who loves boobs and bikinis!

Summer You are the Top of Four Seasons For Me

I took these yesterday. Do you realize that it’s been 10 yea..

I took these yesterday. Do you realize that it’s been 10 years since the water park story and I have gained over 40 lbs since that time? They thought I was full figured then. 😅 So what have you been doing with your summer? I’ve been listening to a lot of Theo Von and spending way too much time scrolling on soc...

“ She had the kind of body that liked to sling both hash bro..

“ She had the kind of body that liked to sling both hash browns and weights.” It’s free titty Friday, that’s what day it is. Thank you for being men, so that I can be a woman.

From the “I should have married the lawyer” collection.

Me being a poser. I’m actually not a very girly girl.

On my way to a concert, looking like L. Ron Hubbard’s bastar..

On my way to a concert, looking like L. Ron Hubbard’s bastard granddaughter. Man, don’t I wish?

This was taken in Key West with a friend where I lived for 5..

This was taken in Key West with a friend where I lived for 5 months 11 years ago. Key West was my first adventure into the wider world. Wow, I had a lot to learn.

So I know that I suck, but I have a good reason this time. ..

So I know that I suck, but I have a good reason this time. Aliens (Grays) landed in my backyard on July 4 and anally prodded me for 3 days and 3 nights without even leaving me a video to sell you. Damn anti-capitalists….yet somehow strangely All American.

Sorry to have been playing hide and go seek for so long. I’v..

Sorry to have been playing hide and go seek for so long. I’ve been doing what I call “wilding out” which is where I take off for a solo road adventure of 2-7,000 miles, typically on a wing and a prayer, in my circa 2002 Toyota Sequoia. She was originally a cattle car, from what I was told at the dealership. What ...

I call this: Marbled like a bull ox Hey, I am taking off f..

I call this: Marbled like a bull ox Hey, I am taking off for the next great on-the-road adventure with a new iPhone for better-quality photos (arriving today). My last phone flew out the window "getting the perfect shot" driving over a bridge....I watched it go smash and I deserved that. I couldn't help b...

I don't know. I kind of feel like we are all in this world a..

I don't know. I kind of feel like we are all in this world at the same time, we should show each other our privates. Thoughts?

Love.you guys and I appreciate your support! Let's make.this..

Love.you guys and I appreciate your support! Let's make.this a horny and fun-filled summer!

When one of my best friends and I were about 10-11 we used t..

When one of my best friends and I were about 10-11 we used to like to prank call random people. At the time, there was a show called "All Night Live" that played B rated scary movies, and there was a TV host named Ed who stayed up all night talking to the audience between movies. He also took phone calls. My fr...