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Hey Hey! More Headlines for You Poseurs
🕑 Added 2019-08-02 16:20:53 +0000 UTCHello everyone,
Thank you all for your continued support. Here are some more headlines for you to pose. If you see a Hard Times headline you like email bill@thehardtimes.net and if you see a Hard Drive headline you want to be a part of hit up jeremy@thehardtimes.net. Thanks everyone.
Also, we have some big news coming up, so keep your eyes and ears open.
The Hard Times Headlines email bill@thehardtimes.net
Surf Rock Band Playing in Hidden Corner of Venue Only Locals Know About
Spotify No Help in Finding That Surf Rock Song That Goes "Ba-da da-da Baaa-da ba da, Ba-da ba-da Baaa da-da"
Man Making Fun of Metal Band Names Almost Names a Few
Breaking: Roommate Home This Whole Time
Band Draws Straws to Determine Who Will Drink and Drive
Self-Conscious Lead Singer Pretty Sure Everyone Staring At Him
Artist Who Hasn’t Produced Anything In Two Years Doesn't Want Antidepressants Stifling His Creativity
Health-Conscious Punk Bikes To Drug Dealer’s House
Kilt Guy at Dropkick Murphy's Show Playing a Dangerous Game by Crowd Surfing
Serious Hardcore Fan Sleeps With Arms Crossed
Woman at Poorly-Attended Show Not Even Banging Any of These Dudes
Roadie Traded For New Tire
Small Town's Dark Secret Not Nearly Interesting Enough To Tear Community Apart
Punk With Fresh Hand Tattoo Engages in Tense Stand-Off With Stamp-Wielding Bouncer
Punk Talking Way Out of Ticket and Into Assault Charge
Modern Day Goldilocks Settles on Cleanest Bathroom Stall
Friend Finally Checks Out Band You Suggested 13 Years Ago and Fucking Hate Now
Punk Totally Doesn’t Give a Fuck But Prefers Guests Use Coasters, Also Fuck Cops
Bong Embarks On Six Person Tour Starting In Back of Van
Punk Cooking Site Starts Recipe With 1,000 Word Drunken Fight Story
First Date Red Flags Disregarded Because of Mutual Favorite Band, Desperation
Friend Will Be Live on College Radio Station From 1am to 4am If You Want to Tune In
Band Apologizes for Long Silence on Social Media that Nobody Noticed
'Big Things On The Horizon' Posts Friend About To Ask Everyone For Money
Punk Band Cannot Refuse Any Favors Asked Of Them On This, The Day Of Their Album Release Party
Frontman Takes Bold Stance Against Everything He Will Be Accused Of Next Month
Local Scene Emerges Around Teen with Biggest Basement, Worst Parents
Man Substitutes Sleeping Pills With Paragraph of Friends “No Holds Barred” Political Zine
Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space
Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far
New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People
Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions
Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom
Hard Drive Headlines email jeremy@thehardtimes.net
Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games
Sunken-Eyed Community Manager in Dead End Job Totally Hears What You’re Saying, Will Pass It on to Developers
Opinion: This Isn't Actually a Spoiler
Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements
Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode
Finally: Nintendo Goes Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee
Twitch Sub Cancelled After Mention of Boyfriend
Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet
Adult Man Walks Past LEGO Aisle a Little Bit Slower
Coworker Spawn Camping Donuts at Work
Street Sign Trampled by DDR Fan
Welcome to New York City! If You’re Looking for Work, I Heard Paul at Lucy’s Tavern Is Looking to Hire Someone for an Errand. Rumors? Something Fishy Has Been Happening Outside the Statue of Liberty Lately. Strange Noises. You Won't Catch Me Anywhere Near It. And Stay Out of the Sewers. That’s Where the Thieves Live
Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn't Have To
Woman Performs Sacred Daytime Gaming Ritual Known as the Closing of the Blinds
Worried College Student Calls University Health Services After Roommate Returns With Multiple JRPGs
