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ACFGTTM) Head Exploded?
🕑 Added 2024-03-31 01:22:51 +0000 UTC“So you are going to go and kill Clayman?” Milim asked as she hung from Tomoya’s neck.
“Mmm. Do you know where he is at?” Tomoya just wanted to deal with things quickly since she did not want to waste any more time on this world when the author was here.
“I do. I will take you there.” Milim smiled as she jumped up and wrapped her legs around Tomoya’s waist. “Go!” Tomoya chuckled and shook her head before stepping into the air and taking off.
Her destination was Clayman’s hideout. After she slapped Clayman to death, she would be able to slap Guy until he was a pigface and make him watch over the Yuri Federation as its guardian.
It took four days to get to Clayman’s hideout. When she and Milim arrived, they hovered over the building, looking down through the window into the office where Clayman was doing something or another. “Milim, crash through his window and scare him. I will crash through the roof and start slapping him to death.”
“Okay, but I can give him a good slap, too?” Milim’s eyes glowed with anticipation.
“Yeah, but don’t kill him right away. We have to play with him a bit. It’s funnier if he feels desperate. After all, he planned so much and lost it all in one go.” Tomoya needed Clayman to suffer a bit for Shuna and Shion. Because of this idiot, her wives lost many of their people.
“Okay~!” Milim spun a arm at her side before doing a few stretches and then. “Charge!”
Milim flew at full speed into the house knocking down an entire side of the house. She missed the window completely. Clayman, who was doing some paperwork, almost shat himself when the wall suddenly exploded. Sweat began to build up on his forehead when he saw the familiar figure standing there in the dust and debris.
“Tomo will get mad. I missed the window. But… If I slap him a little harder, she will be happy, right?” Milim suddenly transformed.
“Wait! Milim! What is the meaning of this!? Why are you attacking me!?” Clayman was very confused. He had no idea why Milim suddenly decided to attack him.
“My wife wants me to slap you, so stand still. I will make sure to do it quickly.” Milim replied, her eyes full of murderous intent.
“Wife? What!? You got married and to a girl?” Clayman found the fact that Milim was suddenly married more shocking than the fact that Milim wanted to slap him. The latter was more likely than Milim getting married.
“And…. Slap!” Milim yelled out it was just that.
Splat!
“Ah…. Tomo is going to be really mad….” Milim looked at the mess on the ground and bit her lip. She did not mean to make his head explode…
“Milim, it’s fine. Take me to Guy.” Tomoya did not know what to say. The girl just blew Clayman’s head off his shoulder without much effort. Instead of dwelling on it it was better to just make sure nothing will be left of things and head to where Guy was.
As the two flew away, Tomoya waved her hand, and Clayman’s body was engulfed in a blue fire before the building itself was set a flame. She did have to admit that Clayman was much too weak. She really wondered how he had become a demon lord, to begin with.
A week later, the two girls were standing inside a meeting room where Guy was sitting, looking at them with a stunned expression. “Can you repeat yourself? I felt like I had just heard something extremely absurd.”
“My wife, Tomo, said she wants you to be the protector of the Yuri Federation,” Milim replied.
“Wife…. Milim, do you even know what that word means!?” Guy was not sure if this dumb girl even knew what being a wife meant.
“Of course! It means to love the person whom you wish to spend your life with.” Milim replied, causing Guy to widen his eyes even more.
“I see… so you do know… and you want me to be the protector of the Yuri Federation for what reason? As far as I know, there is a massive barrier around the city at this time.” Guy was well informed about things of the world.
“Are you going to do it or not? I do not mind slapping you a few times.” Tomoya began cracking her knuckles as she stood up.
“Oh? Do you really thinmuph!” Guy was unable to finish speaking due to Tomoya slapping him in the face and sending him flying into the wall of his office. She kept slapping him back and forth across the room as if he were some kind of ping-pong ball. “Let me Speamuph!”
“Oh… right, sorry.”Tomoya stopped hitting Guy. Although she still held the pose of standing over him with her hand raised, ready to slap him again. She even had hold of his shirt so that he would not fly away again.
“Damn… what kind of monster are you…. Well, to subdue this idiot, I guess you are quite strong. You just need me to step in if something happens to the city, right?” Guy asked, quickly healing his wounds.
“Yeah. There might be a strange person trying to cause a scene. While the city can take care of itself, I just want a protector just in case.”
Comments
invayne
nah
Hooloovoo
Lol. The chump death that Clayman deserves! You aren't going to have Tomo steal Velzard while she's there are you? Or Rain and Mizari?
Kermit
Thanks for the chappie!
