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Just Cooking Things Zine
🕑 Added 2024-08-12 22:15:44 +0000 UTC
Months ago, we threatened to create a zine of all of the finest recipes and cookings that we could imagine taking place in a Stephen Kinglike universe. Now, for the first time, the Just King Things podcast has created a cooking extravaganza that only the most hardened horror fans will be able to understand. We give to you: Just Cooking Things.
It is attached to this post. We ask you to please not share it around beyond the Patreon, nor to share any screenshots. It is simply too scary to break containment (and we would like people to back to get access to it.)
Remember that this is the kind of cool thing we're able to do because of Patreon support, and it helped support both the joke writing, real writing, pitching, and discussion time that went into this. It also allowed us to pay Sam, who laid it out and illustrated it. We strongly recommend Sam for any of your freelance zine needs!
Please be sure to share your cooking experiences with us either here on Patreon, on Twitter, or on the Discord! Let us know if the recipes are good. Some are going to take longer than others.
Comments
Begemott
This is amazing, gonna need to make myself some Weird Meat burgers
tiny hen
"blurt" is the measurement description that was missing from my life. But in all seriousness, can't wait to try all the vegan recipes and veganize all the others! There's some real bangers in here, I can tell.
