Maya Ben David
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I want to makea video about the sentience of digital boobs
🕑 Added 2021-05-18 15:33:12 +0000 UTCI came across this video a few months ago called "Best Boobs in Gaming" and I haven't stopped thinking about it. Prepare yourself before watching, it might give you psychic damage. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCYqk3-lUTY&t=202s)
If you don't want to watch this maniacal video I will summarize it for you. The creators of the youtube channel "Game Theory" are tongue & cheek trying determine which video game characters got breast augmentation surgery and who's boobs are "natural". I don't think this world needs another Anita Sarkeesian video on the objectification of women's bodies in video games. (g-d bless her soul).
I more want to focus on this one line in this best boobs video that I wish he explored further. "her boobs do it all, marking time like a pendulum, flopping when fatigued, getting so excited that they just move on their own for no reason."
I think the creator of that cursed video is missing the point about fictional boobs. Who cares if they are authentic looking. What are "real boobs" anyways?" what I want to know is whether the digitized boobs are their own character. Do they have a life of their own separate from the digital character?
Lemme know if you have any thoughts...( • )( • )
Comments
Maya Ben David
That is extremely funny thank you for sharing this!! Lots of Disney movies use extremely subtle jiggle physics
Dr_Slurp
One of the artists/animators I work with was working on one of the Shantae games, and he had to spend a week toning down the boob jiggle physics, since it was too sexy and jiggly for a kids game.
Maya Ben David
wowow that video was amazing. do u know how to use that software?
Maya Ben David
just make NFT's all jiggle physics to besmirch the tech bros
Jonathan Carroll
I can help u use this for your video https://assetstore.unity.com/packages/tools/physics/physkit-complete-122368
Jonathan Carroll
NFTitties?
Maya Ben David
Looking her up right now she’s very beautiful. Do they comment that on play through videos?
mariken
look up Gwynevere dark souls i get so annoyed when players leave comments like "amazing chest ahead"
Maya Ben David
This is a Ted talk I would actually watch! Thank you for this excellent point. I’m gonna include a part about jiggle physics now.
OstrichHuman
When we talk about boobs being separate from a digital character we should look into the concept of jiggle physics. If the movement of a character's boobs are unrelated to the body's actual use of momentum and the laws of physics, I would say that those boobs are truly sentient. If their reactions aren't coherent with the rest of their body, these boobs truly follow their own rules and therefore, must have their own existence as a separate organism. Thank you for listening to my ted talk.
