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Sewers of Paris: Driving a Jeep at 90 Miles an Hour (Ep 409 - Brini Maxwell/Auntie Mame)

🕑 Added 2022-11-25 17:01:01 +0000 UTC

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Bryan Cybershaman(X) Logie

[Looks around...] Um...... Uh... FIRST!!! LOL! 🤪😜 Hope your Thanksgiving holiday is going well, Matt! Thank you for your hard work presenting such a tender and humorous queer view of the world to us! 😃 Funny short story time! (Hopefully this won't ruin my "First!" joke if someone beats me to the post! 🙃): Years ago before Thanksgiving, my ex-wife and I were perusing a crowded kitchen store in Vermont searching for some Turkey Day essentials. Apparently, I was visibly excited enough to draw the attention of a woman who remarked to my wife that she was jealous because she couldn't drag her husband into such a store. My wife laughed and said that I was "part of the 51% club". When the woman looked puzzled, my wife continued, laughing: "Oh, he's 51% straight." Apparently, some other ears were "pricked up", as they say, and had been listening. Upon my wife's public declaration of my straightness quotient, several other ladies, and one or two men, laughed out loud. 😃 Here's to the day when everyone can be happy for others regardless of where they are on any particular spectrum or even those with no spectrum at all (I suppose they would be..."off the charts"! 😉) Let's all take time to rejoice in the multifaceted spectrum of human existence that makes Life™ so wonderfully interesting! Happy holidays, Matt and everyone! 😎☮️❤️🌈


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