Ernestine Pastorello
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Ernestine Under Quarantine, Week 5! Chat!
🕑 Added 2020-04-21 18:00:02 +0000 UTCHello, friends!
Hope you're hanging in there.
My weekly Hello video!
In it, I discuss:
-How shit is going. "Jesus fuck. Why'd you have to ask?"
-How Berlin is doing! Flowers! Regulations! Etc. -Shitty cops -This is going to carry on for awhile. Ernestine's exciting announcement of an OnlyFans page!!!
-Lena Nealon is the devil incarnate ("End the Demand," a poisonous US anti-trafficking org.)
-Ernestine gets lectured by a client in a shitty way. Whores are fucked right now. We're not doing ok. So be nice to us.
-My wonderful housemates, who are also very confused by me, I think
-The impossibility of videosex in an apartment with pre-war-thickness walls--wifi = :-( But sexy clips! OnlyFans! Hurrah! Ernestine schemes.
-The project of emotional re-alignment in order to happily and safely produce online content
-The bureaucratic barriers to entry IN GERMAN.
-Dance re-inserts the oxygen into her soul by dancing
-The imminent arrival of the rest of Ernestine's worldly belongings, hence more different costumes for everyone!!!
-PATRON-ONLY and ONLYFANS VIDEO of the week: Sewing new pointe shoe ribbons! In a sensuous way. A peek at the old shoes vs. the new shoes
-Who wants the old shoes? Become a Captain on Patreon, and you'll receive my old ballet slippers in the mail!
-Pointe shoe anatomy
-Thanks to everyone watching! Thanks to everyone subscribing! Thanks to everyone patron-ing!!! Thanks to everyone commenting!!!
Stay safe, stay sane, stay indoors, and enjoy!
Fondly,
Ernestine
