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Needed: Clever People with Clever Words

🕑 Added 2025-02-04 03:36:32 +0000 UTC

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Daniel K

“Welcome to Sedgewick, where the sausage is made”?

Douglas

A simple "Now hiring" could work

Deko

How the sausage is made.

E G Jameson

NPC's Can't Use 'Weapons'

MarginalMage

Anything can be a sausage when your only tool is a cleaver Sedgewick: Where there's no loophole too small (and no task too big) Contract exploitation done right

Tom Pulk

Bloody butcher bootstraping

SkyGold

Definitely one of my favourites, love the implication that it's different kinds of butchery

Kerstin Ishorst

Back to the classic: Everything is (can be) sausage here... literally.

Unknown

I have to be honest, I stopped reading the series after maybe 50 chapters. I picked up on the sausage thing just a bit ago. So yeah, into the pit with me. I agree.

Juju

You had me at sausage

The-Nowhere-Man

Butcher Pete... Now would that character be found in A: The Pit or B: The Endless Dance due to its song origins? Can bosses roam or moonlight in different dungeons?

Alexis Lionel

He's whacking, and hacking, and chopping! He whacks, hacks, chopping that meat!

NameGame

One flew over the butcher's block.

Jesse

If you’re talking about a Subtitle, then maybe something like “First Cuts” or “Fresh off the Block.” if you want to include a little foreshadowing, you could go with “Everything’s Sausage!”

Jonah of the Whale

isn't it terrible when an author gets... Butcher's Block! Ohohohaha

Piotr

You have my sausage

Daniel Zellmer

Very hungry caterpillar and its minions

JC Silver

"If you want to make magical sausage, get ready for the grind." - I think the first half could be tightened up but you get the idea

Wholly Anonymous

Contracts, Cantrips, and Cleavers.

Milk In a Glass

Slow Start in Sedgewick

NA1

"Like a good neighbor, ACME Corporation is EVERYWHERE. Sign up now to be an ACME virtual reality production manager! [slave crossed out]."

TwistedVanity

Armies, players, elites, knights, are all well and good, but when it comes to butchering the enemy, you need a real butcher

TwistedVanity

Never underestimate the butcher... it's in the name

Daniel Zellmer

We aren’t in Pittsburgh anymore, Toto

Olivia Smith

How to get a job in another world

Olivia Smith

Over qualified contract workers

Olivia Smith

Contracts and loopholes

Robert Sutherland

Corporate Butcher, monster butcher. Get the chop, make a chop, it's all the same to the cleaver.

Veracis

It's so difficult to quantify a story that incorporates the isekai/vrmmo/village SoL/LitRPG/Corporate tropes so many eastern and western fantasy novels try to identify as and yet still emerges greater than the sum of it's parts. The underlying draw for readers in the first volume reside within the struggle of a few against conglomerates and a rather pliable reality, so maybe Village vs Kingdom and Corporate

PlasmaticPi

Monsters make Great Sausage

PlasmaticPi

Don't Mind The Screams From the Butcher's Pit

PlasmaticPi

Break Game->?->Profit

PlasmaticPi

Monsters, Demons, Angels? I just see meat.

David Gise

Time to Make the Sausage

David Gise

How about Have Sausage Will Travel instead of cleaver?

David Gise

The Sausage King of Sedgwick

Robert Sutherland

Butcher by day, Butcher by night.

The-Nowhere-Man

The ones that I thought of were: "A good bug is just a feature waiting to happen" "Work Smarter, Play Harder" "When Playing hard is hardly working" "Virtually Anything can end up on the chopping block..." "Sometimes you need to game the system to get the job done..." "Wholesale Slaughter, for fun & profit - ACME Edition" "Mystery, Meat & Mystery Meat"

Wheels42

The Butchers Bill is Due Don't ask what's in the sausages

Nigel Crutchley

Monster Meat, The Butcher's Choice or Monster Cleavage, Butchered Right (sorry!)

Tom

When life gives you monsters, make sausages.

RedInkQuill

Butchered by the contracts

Crows_Of

“Down to the meat of thing”

Wolfram Kaiser

Anything is sausage in the eye of a butcher.

Blue Talon

Why pay the butcher when you can carve the meat yourself.

Simon Hoerder

Cleavage galore! (Not claiming that it’s a good one.)

Exrotes

Corporate Wars: Brought to you by Blud Dark.

Unknown

Cleaver of Cleverness

MPod

Never has the grind been more literal

Mr

Beef it’s what for dinner

Salthin

Dude, the entire series is sausage. Into the pit with you.

Salthin

"Fantasy world problems require corporate solutions" is another option.

Micah B Graves

Cleaving my way to the top.

Kensai

We’re calling about your smokehouse’s extended warranty… Muffins! Cleavers! Beer! What happens in the corral, stays in the corral

Douglas

Now hiring for long term asignments

Brayden

A Butchers life for me

Drew Murphy

But more seriously: "Corporate problems require medieval solutions" "Small town problems require corporate solutions" "Behind every great middle manager is a great chef" "Local experts in gaming the system excited about new, 'ungameable' system" "Expert NPC, will travel"

Sam Baker

If you live in the game, the game is your life

Arnon Parenti

Your corporate needs you, don't slack when you stack.

Cameron

Knowing your Role

Drew Murphy

GET INTO MY MEAT WAGON

Angus Losier

Giving a whole new meaning to "the daily grind".

Unknown

Welcome to my cleaver?

Ronan Castro

“Welcome to *leanest* state Capitalism”

Josiah Elliott

"No one like knowing how the sausage gets made" though maybe more appropriate for book 2 when they really start sneaking around maybe go with "cutting meat, slashing costs"

Findell

You can sleep when you are dead.

Avdrdr

Sedgewick Service Industry : Conract Workers Wanted

Hoogleman

"Logged in and logged on" due to the heavy use of a caber early on.

alchemist1248

Being an NPC is harder than it looks

Thomas

When your boss doesn’t care, as long as the job gets done.

RedInkQuill

The pay is shit but the perks are good

Heretic Morgan

This town is the Pits'.

Stylemys

Chop chop! It’s time for work.

Jeremy Young

I love the book "Have space suit, will travel." So how about another one of Heinlein's books. Instead of "The Door in the Summer" how about The Door in the Sedgwick.