I'm so happy to be home after working hard on a two week bus..
🕑 Added 2023-06-16 00:07:11 +0000 UTC
I'm so happy to be home after working hard on a two week business trip. I quickly find you, right where I left you on the couch. It doesn't looked like you've done anything while I've been away, judging by your stuffed gut bulging from under your outgrown shirt and the mountain of fast food bags and pizza boxes surrounding you. You've been "working from home" for a couple of months now but it looks like the only work you've been doing is stuff your fat face. Sure, I've been growing too but I'm not the one literally laying on the couch day after day and stuffing themselves like a greedy hog. Just imagine how your coworkers will react after the next in person meeting. In fact, I think we should start preparing and make you as fat as we can before then so we can really shock them. 😈
