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GITJ Post 296: Painting His Apartment, p2
She was right. The shower…the shower had felt good. I was able to wash the crud off of myself, and all this paint. I even got it out of my hair, I think. She - Melissa - had been the one that ran the roller up and down my arms, across my face, pushed me up against the wetly-painted wall. Just her being playful? Sure,...
GITJ Post 295: Painting His Apartment, p1
“You missed another spot over there, by the window,” I corrected her, looking up from the paint tray I’d just started to refill and pointing my chin over to the beige blotch peeking through the, uh, new color.“Omigod haha I did…!” Melissa laughed, blowing a strand of long dark hair away from her face and st...
GITJ Post 294: Political Rally
This rally is…so great. I am so glad Josie brought me. She, her mom, a bunch of her mom’s friends…they have been to a bunch of these. The election is Tuesday, so this is a big one. So many women! We are taking up, like, all of downtown. No way can they ignore us, we are going to win. Everyone is voting for women,...
Checking the Waters: Audios?
So we've had the opportunity to work with some great voice artists recently, and I wanted to reach out to readers/followers of GITJ: how much do you all like the audio posts? They take some more work on my part but I enjoy getting them done. But do you feel they contribute to the GITJ experience? Do you actually li...
GITJ Post 293: Wake Up, Sleepyhead
oooooo another audio treat. PoisonedSugarPill has been awesome enough to voice this tender little moment, Dr. J waking up on rainy Sunday morning after the evening out with the girls (and his night in the apartment with Melissa) to find her there with him, with a surprise for the day. PoisonedSugarPill's other work...
Melissssy Says - Happy Saturday
hope yr enjoying yr weekend babies. Steve's just waitingg to be able to finish up the next post for u. Another somthing I thnk youll like
GITJ Post 292: Come Back Home, Big Brother
OHHHMG I WANT TO K*LL HIMyes yes yes yes yes but nooooohe FUCK FUCK FUCK NNNGH the little FUCK he ran awayTheyre kinda mad at me lol and haha he thinks hes some kind of rebel hero thats gonna stop the girls somehowthey just want to bring him in to talk but no no no I keep telling them I dont know where he iz if i did n...
Growing into the Job, Book Eight
Here it is, for Underwire-class supporters, Posts 204 to 231, nearly a hundred pages of this drivel. Enjoy!
Coming Soon: GITJ Book Eight
Posts 204 to 231, all packaged up nice, soon to be released. For highest-level Patrons.
GITJ Post 291: A Date at the Movies, Epilogue
In the end she tore him out by the root, and suddenly the blood was everywhere…Marisela Vasquez had known she couldn’t go out with the rest of them tonight. They’d planned a trip to the movies a few days ago, to go see the new She-Hulk thing. She liked Marvel as much as everyone, but Melissa would be there, and h...
Cool New Billing stuff
Hey patrons. Melissa wanted me to make things easier on all y'all so here at GITJ we've switched to Patreon's new billing option. If you sign up part-way through the month, instead of being charged and then charged again on the 1st of the next month, now we've changed it to subscription-based billing. T...
GITJ Post 290: A Date at the Movies, p6 - VERSION 2
...aaaaaand here we have the second version of the audio from Dr. J's and Melissa's moments together in her car, after the movie and too much BOOMfood. This one is by voice artist AlexandraKixx, whose Reddit is a treasure trove of goodness. Please let her know if you liked her Melissa, and support her in any wa...
GITJ Post 290: A Date at the Movies, p6 VERSION 1
ok something special for Patrons. Our next scene takes place in Melissa's car, after she's driven a dozing Dr. J home. He's already had a spontaneous climax after being overdosed at BOOMfood through a viagra-laced kale smoothie, but things are still hard for the poor guy. We have for your listening pleasure...
Melissssy Says...
Thank u all again for being patient with Steve...soon we'll have somthingg for uuuI think youll like ittt ♥♥♥
Patreon Only: Poor Babies...
Melissssy is so sorry you've been waiting so long, and having to be so patient. Steve is just finishing up some work with some other creators and hopes to have a new post to you within the next week. She hopes this little picture helps pass the time.
Post 289: A Date at the Movies, p5
She was driving. I was moaning.“Take it out - it’ll feel better,” Melissa urged, glancing my way as we sped down the street, under streetlights, past darkened shops and other cars.“B-but M-“ I stammered, squirming again in my seat and for perhaps the hundredth time trying to get my sildenafil-fueled erection,...
Post 288: A Date at the Movies, p4 (Boner Alert!)
My eyes had shot wide as suddenly I recognized the bitter taste that had laced the sickly sweet green smoothie shot I’d just swallowed. Bessie, meanwhile, blithely continued to clean up our table and the girls had already dissolved into laughter. “What’s in it??” Josie asked, between a couple girlish snorts, ...
Patreon Only: The ThiccShake
Now that Lakshmi knows she's your favorite jigglebunny, she went back for thirds. Ingredients are top secret, but bottom-heavy.Still working on next post(s), thanks for the patience.
Patreon Only: The iCute
Randi's taken a liking to this fruit smoothie which promises to boost more statistics than just your IQ score. Maybe it's the blueberries and blackberries, maybe it's the phosphatidylserine, or maybe it's the eye of newt. Delicious!
Patreon Only: The She-Hulk
Look what might happen to Stephanie if she keeps drinking those smoothies. Ingredients are protein, protein, and more protein. Oh, and some seriously illegal recombinant bovine growth hormones.
Patreon Only: The MILFshake
Shanette's personal favorite at BOOMfood. Ingredients include Greek Yogurt, Alfalfa Milk, Mango, Thistle, Chia Seeds, Fennel, Shatavari Root, Fennel, Fenugreek, Pueraria mirifica, Dong-quai, meta-zearalenone and other natural and supernatural flavors.========our next GITJ entries are pretty text-heavy and taking me...
GITJ Post 287: A Date at the Movies, p3 (BOOMfood)
“You’ll have to haha put him in diapers for real if he keeps doing this, Missy.”<giggles>huh..?“Yeah the poor thing isn’t potty trained any more!”<more laughing>where am I..?The doctor, a board-certified gerontologist and recent divorcee, began to stir awake. Laying in a booth of bright red pleather, his he...
Poll to help steer things
hola GITJ patrons. I'm at a point in writing where I have to spend some time working on future story architecture as we're moving into a new phase. Thought I'd ask you for input. Overall GITJ will still be a murky mismash of storylines, POVs, media, and my other typical rubbish. But if you had your druthers...
Patreon Only: Bessie getting ready
heyyy i hear the girls from the office are at the movies i have to go to my other job :( yeah I kinda work with my mom on the weekends at BOOMfoodthey asked if they can bring him by i think i can get him inokkk cya i have to get changed in2 my uniform
GITJ Post 286: A Date at the Movies, p2
Yes, yes, I was on her lap. Again. And I was still gaping, I could feel it. Melissa had walked into our row of seats at the theater, just as the lights had gone down. She’d come in with a bucket of popcorn, scooching past Shanette on my right, and my jaw had dropped, my eyes goggling. This was my date?!? She looked s...
Melissssy Says...
just relaxing at home (and eating to muchhh!!) waiting for steve to finish my next chaptr. He wantd to let u know its a lott of writing and to thnk u for yr patiense. MWAH!!
GITJ Post 285: A Date at the Movies, p1
“This way, theater eight,” Josie urged, a hand on my left shoulder, pushing me towards the right. Though early on a Saturday evening, the lobby to the local cinema was pretty busy. It was nice to be out, but crowds kind of made me anxious these days. Maybe it was the - eight? ten? - inches I’d lost, that I felt s...
Post 284: He Likes Saying My Name
I was with you, and you were with me. In your office, remember? You liked saying my name. We got interrupted, that’s the only reason we’re not together. Stupid Randi.We’ll have another chance, won’t we, doctor? We’ll have another chance. I’m sorry I didn’t go to their stupid party but I know it wasn’t r...
Post 283: Late Night TV, p2
I…hadn’t seen TV for a while. I just plain old hadn’t had one since Sheryl had kicked me out, since I’d moved into this tiny little upper-floor studio over the office. Even before that, though, I was never a big television watcher. I’d generally rather entertain myself with a book, a movie…or these days per...
Post 282: Late Night TV, p1
<<go Camera 4>>“And now a follow-up on one of our stories from last night,” announced Alicia Ray, temporary anchor for the 11 o’clock nightly news on Channel 5, “A Halloween filled with mischief has ended with possible tragedy for three families…”Alicia felt the eyes, the attention of the whole city and sur...
