Posts of "mindiflyth" from "patreon"

Gif: OVERQUALIFIED... AND OVERINFLATED!

He wanted to stand out on the job... but not like this!INT. OFFICE – DAYA silver-haired man in a modest gray suit sits nervously across from a younger interviewer. A résumé sits on the desk between them.OLDER MAN: So, I’ve got years of experience managing teams, optimizing supply chains... (he shifts in his seat,...

Gif: BADA-BING, BADA-BIMBO!

INTERIOR. ITALIAN RESTAURANT – NIGHTCARLO and GINA are on a date. He is a sleazy guy with a big pompadour, she is a haughty hottie in a tight green dress. CARLO leans back in his chair with a smirk.CARLO: So, what’s it gonna be, Gina? Third date, and I’ve been winin’ and dinin’ you, splashin' out some rea...

Gif: SHE BIMBOFIED ME WITH SCIENCE!

INT. COLLEGE SCIENCE BUILDING – DAYALGIE, a wiry nerd wearing a yellow hoodie and thick glasses, has just closed his locker. JENNA, a cute, tattooed girl, approaches him with a spray bottle in her hand.JENNA: Hey, Algie! Remember yesterday, when you told me a woman could never be a great inventor?ALGIE: Yes, and I st...

A bit of rescheduling

Aw, damn it. I thought I'd scheduled today's gif for 9 AM, but I just saw it was accidentally scheduled for 9 PM. (It's an easy mistake to make, with Patreon's UI!) I'm gonna bump today's gif until tomorrow at 9 AM, so be sure to check back then. I think this one's really fun!

A spicy (hypothetical) gif for Saturday!

Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd neverdo such a thing. Perish the thought! But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a do...

Gif: SUCH A BOUNCY BED!

This is such a bouncy bed! I just keep bouncing and bouncing and...What do you mean, it's not the bed?

Gif: REPORT TO THE FEMINIZATION STATION

You are hereby ordered to report to the Feminization Station.His hands trembled as he read the letter over and over again, praying it was a mistake. Did they really expect him to start his life over as a woman? No, he couldn't do it. He wouldn't do it!But everything changed when he stepped into the humming cham...

Gif: SHAKE THOSE POM-POMS!

INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA – DAYDEX, a big, broad-shouldered jock with a pompadour and a nasty smirk, drops into the seat across from IVY, a shy nerd girl wearing glasses with red lenses. She flinches at his presence.DEX: Heeeey, nerd-face! Cool specs. You get those half-price at Dollar Tree?IVY: (mutters, eyes down) Plea...

Another new (hypothetical) gif for the weekend

Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd neverdo such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, July's password mi...

Gif: A SOUPERNATURAL TRANSFORMATION!

INT. BRYSON ESTATE – GRAND FOYER – DAYReggie, a laid-back massage therapist, enters the marble foyer and glances around.REGGIE: Uh, Mrs. Bryson? Cassandra? You ready for your 3 o'clock?We hear the click-clack of high heels. A woman enters. She is blonde, quite voluptuous and wearing a shimmering, low-cut dress....

Gif: A BASKETBALL BIMBOFICATION!

ANNOUNCER 1: And here comes the Tigers’ newest recruit, Kurt Perry. Built like a tank and jumps like a jackrabbit. Guy’s got serious hops.ANNOUNCER 2: Watch this... BOOM! Slam dunk!ANNOUNCER 1: Wow! And... uh, wait. Am I seeing things, or did Perry just get smaller? All of a sudden, he's looking kind of... curv...

Gif: H2O-NO!

Phil tried to live a normal life, despite being afflicted with the Ranma curse. Whenever he was splashed with cold water he was transformed into a curvy blonde woman, so he just avoided cold water at all costs. No swimming. Only hot showers. He even called in sick on rainy days. He'd been working at the office for ...

A hot new (purely hypothetical) gif for the weekend!

Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd neverdo such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, July's password mi...

Gif: THE BIMBOFICATION MAKEOVER APP!

He was always goofing off at work, playing fantasy football, sending his co-workers dumb memes or taking quizzes to find out what kind of Pokemon he was. One lazy afternoon, he downloaded a new app that said it'd give you a bimbo makeover. He could hardly wait to show the guys what he'd look like as some chick ...

Gif: HE'S BENCHED WITH A BABY BUMP!

Coach Donnelly always took real good care of his boys.If one of his players got a little reckless on the road - maybe knocked up a groupie or some small-town waitress - Coach would make a few quick calls to the right people and the problem would disappear. The press stayed quiet. The girls got nothing. The boys stayed ...

Gif: HER LOTION CHANGED HIM INTO A BLACK BEAUTY!

DAYTON, OHIO — Alex Jenkins, 27, said all he wanted was a quick fix for his dry skin. What he got instead was a full-body transformation from a young white man into a stunning, curvy Black woman.“I was in a hurry,” Jenkins said. “Didn’t see my own lotion, so I grabbed my girlfriend Deja’s. I only used one p...

Checking in

Hey, cuties. The last few months your donations have been very generous, and I am, as always, incredibly grateful. Your support has made a huge difference for me, emotionally, financially, and creatively. So thank you, thank you, thank you. I put hours and hours of work into every gif, because you all deserve it. (Well...

Another hot (hypothetical) Saturday gif!

Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd neverdo such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, July's password mi...

Gif: GIRLPOOL

God, this pool party is so boring. There are no girls here!Huh? There's a hot blonde babe in the pool, right now? And she's wearing an itty-bitty pink bikini that really shows off her curves? What are you talking about? I don't see a girl like that anywhere...Note: Before anybody asks, I don't know the ...

Gif: SPF - SUDDEN PRETTY FEMALE!

"I know I should be very upset about you giving me that magic tanning lotion that turned me into a girl and made me attracted to men, but... mmmm, I just can't stay mad at you, baby!"

Gif: YOU SHOULD BE FLATTERED!

EXT. ROMAN STREET – DAYA bright, sunny afternoon. LUCA (30s, tall, handsome, enormous pompadour) is swaggering down the street when he spots a voluptuous woman in a tight black dress. He lets out a low, appreciative whistle. The woman glares at him and he grins.LUCA: Relax, bambolina! It's natural for men to desi...

Another hot new (hypothetical) Saturday gif!

Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd neverdo such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, June's password mi...

Gif: SUIT YOURSELF!

I got sick of dropping hundreds on clothes for the office, so I found a magic spell I can use to conjure up a brand new suit! It's supposed to be a sexy, double-breasted number with a great silhouette and bold, stylish checks. I bet I'll really get the boss' attention now! The whole office is gonna do a dou...

Gif: SILLY LITTLE FAIRY!

EXT. CITY STREET – DAYA cute, sparkly FAIRY girl flutters over a gritty, urban sidewalk, wand in hand. She spots a gray skyscraper, she waves her wand, and... POOF! The building is transformed into a 40-storey gingerbread house, complete with gumdrop trim and frosting windows.The FAIRY glides over a bridge as a thund...

Gif: LOCKER ROOM SHOCK!

INT. LOCKER ROOM – DAYA BASEBALL TEAM is unwinding post-practice. JACK, the team's cocky star player, is leaning against a doorway and bragging to the other guys.JACK: So, Friday I've got a hot date with Hazel, then Saturday I've got an even hotter date with Ella... Come Monday, I bet I'll be so sore ...

A hot new (hypothetical) gif for the weekend!

Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd neverdo such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's passw...

Gif: BODYWORK

"Today this hot babe came into the garage for some bodywork, and I told her I'd gladly work on her body for free. I was just being funny, but she got real mad. She pointed her finger at me and started chanting in some weird language, and when I asked her what the heck that was about she said, 'Oh, I'm ...

Gif: THE FARMGIRL CURSE

Tonight my car broke down in some little hillbilly town that wasn’t even on the map. Probably more cows out here than people. I figured I'd be stuck sleeping in my car, but then this creepy old dude comes clomping out of the cornfields. We're talking overalls, scraggly beard, glass eye. He seemed friendly eno...

Gif: COP TEASE

When reports came in about a rowdy motorcycle gang calling themselves the Wizards, Officer McAllister figured he could scare them out of town with some tough talk and a few citations. But when he marched into their hideout at the old factory, he discovered the Wizards were actual wizards. McAllister found himself trans...

Another hot (hypothetical) gif!

Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd neverdo such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, June's password mi...