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Maidenless No Longer Ch. 16 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: 1 of 2 Chapter DumpPoor Latenna. Poor Lobo. Damn that all-hearing brute!Edited 5/19/2022-x-X-x-Latenna the Albinauric was dying. There was no helping that. And quite frankly, she was almost glad for it. After all, her better half had already passed. Slain by that bastard with a poison arrow. Lobo had managed to ca...
Peter Parker's New Groove Ch. 31 (Marvel)
A/N: Peter has arrived at the Institute. Just to be clear, I'm sort of just plucking things from the comic continuities and going wild with it at this point. So if something doesn't line up with your expectations, just go with it~-x-X-x-Peter was secure enough in himself that he could take the hit to his ‘com...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 15 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: 2 of 2 Chapter Dump"This Tarnished can't possibly be this helpful!" ~ Ranni, probably.Edited 5/18/2022-x-X-x-She had to admit… she’d underestimated Melina’s Tarnished. For him to follow her here… no, it was best to back up, just a little bit.When the Tarnished had returned with the Fingerslayer...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 14 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: 1 of 2 Chapter Dump.That's right, there's a Chapter 15 to read after you read this, and guess what, it's more Ranni! Hype!As for this chapter... poor Nepheli. Just trying to be a hero in a world that doesn't want them and doesn't appreciate them v.vEdited 5/18/2022-x-X-x-Nepheli Loux was no str...
Unlimited Perversity Pt. 3 (High School DxD)
Poll WinnerThemes: Dom/Sub, Anal Sex, Fucked SillySummary: Part 3 of Unlimited Perversity. A month has passed and neither Rias nor Akeno can stop bragging about Issei and the amazing sex they’ve been having. Jealous and wanting Issei’s power and dick for herself, Sona brings him to the student council room to show ...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 13 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: 4 of 4 Chapter DumpBest girl Ranni has finally arrived. Does she have the Tarnished's measure, by this point? Surely she must... even if he is most... vexing.-x-X-x-“A pleasure to meet thee, Tarnished. I am the witch Renna, and I’d heard tell of a-!”Ranni can only blink, as the Tarnished trots past her o...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 12 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: 3 of 4 Chapter DumpMelina gets hers, damn it! No more will the Tarnished constantly be distracted by other things! Once and for all, she's going to get him back on task, by any means necessary!Edited 5/18/2022-x-X-x-She’s seen enough. Well and truly. The Tarnished she’s chosen as her Champion, for as capab...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 11 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: 2 of 4 Chapter DumpLast chapter was quite the cliffhanger. Luckily for you, my patrons, you got to immediately read the conclusion, huehuehue.Edited 5/18/2022-x-X-x-With the Tarnished being so bold as to her up in his warm embrace while barely clad, there is more than enough of his skin available for her amber egg...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 10 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: 1 of 4 Chapter DumpAlright, here's the deal folks. I've been so fucking amped up with this fic that I've been writing ahead. So much so that despite posting a chapter every day, I'm still four chapters ahead of the public posting of this fic.And so I've decided to turn that into something of a ...
An Eye-Opening Experience (Naruto)
Poll WinnerThemes: Willing Bimbofication, Rough Sex, Big DickSummary: In an AU where Team Seven never falls apart but Sakura's diet never really lets her fill out, the pinkette resorts to using Naruto's Sexy No Jutsu to try and catch Sasuke's eye, only to get stuck in her new bimbofied form as Sasuke pays h...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 9 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: Here we are withthe start of Act 2. Our Tarnished has made his way to Liurnia of the Lakes, where he quickly meets the first damsel in need of assistance, the lovely Rya, an unassuming scout from a mysterious place called Volcano Manor!Edited 5/18/2022-x-X-x-She was in… quite the predicament, Zorayas had to admi...
Weekly Poll Results!
Here are the results for both of this week's polls!First however, I just want to remind everyone that you can now send me prompts for next week's poll! I currently have ZERO Guaranteed Prompts for Sunday Night's polls, and five suggestions!However, as mentioned previously, we will be having TWO Weekly Promp...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 8 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: Heya everyone! Thanks for the amazing feedback on last chapter! This chapter is the first of what is intended to be something of a staple in this fic called the Roundtable Respites. Near the end of every 'Act' of this story, one of these will happen. As such, you all can consider this the final chapter of ...
The Grimm Prince Ch. 16 (RWBY)
A/N: Heh, one of you called it~-x-X-x-Hm, as much as Indi had been making bedroom eyes for the past month, Jaune had to admit… she just wasn’t that interesting. It maybe wasn’t the kindest thing to say about a person, but then in all fairness to him, he wasn’t SAYING it, he was thinking it. And quite frankly, a...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 7 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: The amount of feedback I got on last chapter was awesome, but I won't lie, I sweated a little bit at the number of "the smut was fine, just as long as its not taking over the story"-style comments I got, especially when this chapter was already written lmao.I'll leave my justifications for the clos...
The Rise of Uzumaki Ch. 30 (Naruto)
A/N: Anko POV, seemed appropriate.-x-X-x-Anko Mitarashi had long since given up hope. She wouldn’t deny it. She’d stopped caring about… most things, quite a while ago. After being abandoned by Orochimaru and ostracized by much of Konoha for her connection to the Snake Sannin, Anko had… well, she’d given up. N...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 6 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: We do a little bit of sexin' in this fic.Edited 5/18/2022-x-X-x-“I shall remember thee, Tarnished. Smould’ring with thy meagre flame. Cower in Fear of the Night. The Hands of the Fell Omen shall brook thee no quarter.”Melina had thought she’d begun to understand her Tarnished over the last few days of ...
The Sleeping Dragon Ch. 44 (High School DxD)
A/N: Gabriel has arrived~-x-X-x-In the end, Issei had been noncommittal towards Griselda’s request, even as he’d came all over her face and tits. The older woman had been a bit sullen about that. Not the facial part, but the part where he refused to promise to play at pretending to be something he was not. Still, e...
Weekly Prompt Poll #261b
Here we go again!Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option ...
Weekly Prompt Poll #261a
Here we go again!Don't forget, this is one of TWO Weekly Prompt Polls now! Be sure to vote on both!REMINDER: You can now spread your votes around if you have more than one to your name! So for Tier 2 Patrons and up, if you want to spread your 5 or 10 votes among the different options, vote for your favorite option ...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 5 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: Roderika, everyone's favorite Spirit-Tuning gal! I tweaked this first encounter a little bit, to acknowledge that the Tarnished has... ALL the Spirit Ashes already, lmao. Roderika has a knack for that sort of thing, so it makes sense she'd notice and offer a little bit more information than otherwise.Edite...
The Successor Ch. 15 (My Hero Academia)
A/N: Izuku introduces himself~-x-X-x-In the end, Izuku makes his initial choice primarily on looks. That might sound shallow, but it’s not about their attractiveness. In fact, he’d argue that all of the girls in his class are relatively attractive, though he still doesn’t know what Toru actually looks like. At th...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 4 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: Here we are with Millicent. Another major side girl for sure. She's more important than even SHE knows~But first, angst. All the angst. Being Millicent is suffering after all. Until the Tarnished and his Plan come along.Edited 5/17/2022-x-X-x-Pain. Suffering. Agony. Rot. Millicent’s entire existence is defin...
A Wild Yule Ball Pt. 2 (Harry Potter)
Poll WinnerThemes: Moresome, Oral Sex, Big DickSummary: Part 2 of A Wild Yule Ball. The next morning Harry is awakened by a blowjob from the twins and Cho and Hermione serving him breakfast in bed. Apparently, at some point in the early morning hours, the ladies had got to talking. The girls make their intentions clear...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 3 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: Unlike Sellen, Irina is 100% gonna be a main girl. Or at least a major side girl heh. As you read this chapter, keep in mind that everything the Tarnished does comes from countless retries. He's done this all before, a million times. He knows exactly what works and what does not work. Everything, no matter how...
In Over Her Head Pt. 5 (Naruto)
Poll WinnerThemes: Threesome, Pregnant Sex, BreedingSummary: Part 5 of In Over Her Head. Samui is worried about how she is going to handle Naruto for a whole week as Anko and Hinata are both away on missions. That is until she stumbles across Temari who admits she wants to thank Naruto for all he has done for her famil...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 2 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: Sellen won't be a major part of this fic, but she will get a Happy Ending all the same. Still, since she's on the way to the Tarnished's next waifu, she's the focus of chapter 2. Chapter 3, meanwhile, will be about Irina, so if you know who that is, feel free to get excited ;)Also, I've taken t...
Weekly Poll Results!
Here are the results for both of this week's polls!First however, I just want to remind everyone that you can now send me prompts for next week's poll! I currently have THREE Guaranteed Prompts for Sunday Night's polls, and five suggestions!However, as mentioned previously, we will be having TWO Weekly Prom...
Maidenless No Longer Ch. 1 (Elden Ring)(Spoilers)
A/N: Alternatively titled "Is it wrong to pick up Maidens in the Lands Between?"Back again with a new free write. Not an SI this time, though in a similar vein to one.The elevator pitch is this. A Tarnished who has done this whole song and dance a million times before and has reached max level in every skill, s...
Professor Potter Ch. 22 (Harry Potter AU)
A/N: The binding is completed~-x-X-x-He did, actually. Trust himself, that is. It’s a startling realization, but as Harry stands there mulling it over, he realizes that he trusts himself with power over Raven. He won’t abuse it. He won’t abuse her. Not in a million years. And, if anything did happen… he would h...