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Whoa

If she just knew how to act, we'd have a perfect MJ.

I wrote some of this.

Well, it is the 30th century

Between this and marrying Duo Damsel (alias: The Justice Threesome), I can only think all that 'bouncing boy' stuff is an euphemism for the dude's real power: Horsecock Lad.

Reasons why I shouldn't write LSU

Endless "feels like I'm wearing NOTHING AT ALL... NOTHING AT ALL... NOTHING AT ALL..." and Stupid Sexy Cosmic Boy jokes.

Superboy

This is my great idea for Superboy. He has the same cloning origin as ever, but this time, he has the whole of human history downloaded into his memory. However, due to an accident, the download stops at Jan. 1 2000.Superboy as a guy who, in his civilian identity, dresses like Vanilla Ice. Boom.

Hey, I didn't say anything...

Raffle

Pick a number between 1 and 1000.

I know it's not a *good* costume

But Huntress isn't a good girl...

Green Lantern

So I don't know the latest two GLs--I guess they explained why no less than six of these 'every sector in space gets ONE' dudes are humans--but to my mind, Kyle Rayner and Guy Gardner are about the only two worth a damn. Sure, John Stewart is black, but c'mon, we're telling a story here, not putting...

Ahem

Starfire

This is about the skin tone I always imagined Kory with (wrestler Eva Marie, who's mixed race). It weirds me out a bit when fandom says that she's a black woman and (I think) darkens old comics of hers for icons and such, since she's usually portrayed as an alien with an inhuman skin coloring in line with G...

Plastic Man

My take on Plastic Man--considering, even if you accept a DC superhero being a sexual harasser, there's no way 99% of superheroines would put up with that shit for one second--is that Wonder Woman sends him to a women's studies class, gets him to knock all the crude jokes and leering looks off... only now he&#3...

Barda's looking good here.

Buffy update

Willow almost skipped into Buffy’s room, so happy was she over how Buffy was performing as her slave. If Buffy had planned it—and of course she had, but Willow knew Buffy and knew she couldn’t plan things that well—it could not be better. Buffy had shown just the right amount of actual hesitance and play-acted ...

Better Mary Jane?

So lately I've been switching around some FCs. My headcanon is that all of the Gotham City Sirens are different body types. Harley Quinn is a petite gymnast--think Kristen Bell. Selina is more of a tall, statuesque model--maybe Charlize Theron. And Ivy is a voluptuous, fertility goddess type--hence, Christina Hendr...

Smuttydale update

Xander awoke to a cool feel of sloppy liquid smearing on his chest, rubbed in thoroughly and sensuously by feminine hands. His eyes fluttered open and he saw Buffy kneeling over him, her thighs on either side of his hips, her hands spreading suntan lotion up to his shoulders and down his belly.“I know you’re tired,...

Eve

For the record, this inspired Eve's symbiote costume: the name came from Species. I figured a mix of Mary Jane and Felicia, and to a lesser extent Gwen, would be the perfect woman, and does it get more perfect than Kelly Brook?

Deathstroke

For such a popular character, this guy's sure been mishandled. Because he's a badass, and has a cool costume, he gets thrown into whatever villain role DC can fit him into, from a lovelorn crazy man with a grudge against Green Arrow to Ra's al Ghul's treacherous right-hand-man to God only knows who he&#...

"--stud."

Oh look, it's Cat Grant's bachelor party costume

Preview

Xander awoke to a cool feel of sloppy liquid smearing on his chest, rubbed in thoroughly and sensuously by feminine hands. His eyes fluttered open and he saw Buffy kneeling over him, her thighs on either side of his hips, her hands spreading suntan lotion up to his shoulders and down his belly.“I know you’re tired,...

Smuttydale update

As Xander approached Buffy’s house, he felt no trepidation. He had dropped the Buffybot off there the other night, and assumed Buffy had called him to watch it work—one of the privileges of being her boyfriend. He felt no nervousness over the prospect of having sex with Buffy, no anxious anticipation of getting lai...

No wonder he decided to switch to a jeans-and-T-shirt costume full-time.

This month's Smuttydale?

This led to a certain moment...

Jen reached to the catch between her breasts, opening up her bra in one practiced motion. Her breasts were so perky that the presence or absence of a bra barely made a difference in their proud positioning, but still, they were so big that even the oversized bra was a restraint, and its freeing allowed her massive teat...

Guess what this is inspiring

Cheshire

If you've been following my Tumblr, you know I'm slightly weirded out by the comic book tendency to make Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy softer and gentler characters, considering that for years they've been murderers, abusers, rapists, child killers, torturers, what have you. Even if you toss the worst ten per...

The Toyman

So I'm in a quandary. Call it the aspie in me, but I'm really interested in researching old comics canon and figuring out how I'd adapt/interpret/reboot various things. Not just as smut, but in a "DC Comics e-mails me tomorrow and I don't have to work with Eddie Berganza" way. Obviously, it'...

Spider-Man: Blended

“What kind of surprise party is this?” Gwen asked Felicia as they arrived on Earth-Peter, as Gwen thought of it—the one where Peter was alive and not black. And single.Felicia—the goggles Felicia, who seemed to have a thing for universes where Peter was alive and not black and an adult—looked at her innocentl...

Preview

“What kind of surprise party is this?” Gwen asked Felicia as they arrived on Earth-Peter, as Gwen thought of it—the one where Peter was alive and not black. And single.Felicia—the goggles Felicia, who seemed to have a thing for universes where Peter was alive and not black and an adult—looked at her innocentl...