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An Elemental Party 3 – Fury of the Storm
Sylph had a hard time. Sure, it was self-imposed (nobody forced her to carry an over-sized sword) but nonetheless it turned out that, even though the white flamelings were weaklings, a dragon was a force to be reckoned with.The plate made all of her movements sluggishly slow. Well, a speed which the tempest elemental, ...
Taking days off
So, it is with a giant headache that I write these words (Cause I am hungover and stuff).As chapters keep getting (on average) longer I find myself unable to continue to write these daily. I can (reliably) produce about 2000 words a day, chapter average is about 2400. Not that big of a difference, eh? Well, sadly it ad...
Chapter 183 - A fluffy Monday 4 – If you like it, put a dress on it
Aclysia got back on the podium, and started testing the options. “One-hundred thousand dollars is the amount you will allow me to spent, correct, John?” she asked while tapping around. “Correct,” he reaffirmed. After working on the sliders for a bit longer, Aclysia announced, “It seems that the average price ...
An Elemental Party 2 – Light my Fire
“Overlady Salamander!” with these words one of her many underlings stormed into the throne room. They were small creatures of coloured fire inside a dark metal armour. This particular one was green, but the many guards standing around the flintstone walls also had blue or red one in their ranks. The rare white ones...
Branching from Chapter 180 - An Elemental Party Part 1 – Grounded [Elemental Girls Side Story]
Gnome was never sure what to think of her home. Since being contracted to the Gamer, many things had changed for the earth elemental. For a start, the fact that she was a stone elemental now. Back before all of this started she had been a mere fragment of the joined consciousness’ of the earth. She still was, to a ce...
Chapter 183 - A fluffy Monday 3 – We can go shopping
“That was…an experience,” John said when they were passing through the crowd, a bit later. Whether their little adventure had gone unnoticed or not, John didn’t know. He heavily doubted it though. Then again, he also did not care in the slightest. “It was indeed a new kind of knowledge,” Aclysia, holding hi...
Chapter 182 - A fluffy Monday 2 – Cut from his cloth
John was walking down the street, alone in the act. He was heading for the clothes store he had been in with Rave, yesterday. Not that it had to be that specific clothes store, it was just the only one John knew in this city.Of course, he wasn’t actually alone. ‘I hope you are comfortable down there,’ John spoke ...
Chapter 181 - A fluffy Monday 1 – a not so fluffy start
When John awoke next morning both Aclysia and Momo were gone already. He wasn’t surprised by this, even as much as she loved doing it, Aclysia would get pretty bored cuddling with his sleeping self for 6 hours. Instead, she was probably in the process of making breakfast, while the latter was either bothering or help...
Chapter 180 (To synchronize with CHYOA the number is the same as last chapters) - Actual For a horny young woman, kissing is an addiction.
“So, for starters I will raise your Libido to 10,” John explained, opening her status as he did. “Aclysia agreed to have her Libido raised to 25 in the future, so we will maybe increase yours -if you want to- once we find out what exactly that does. Okay?” “Just do it already,” Momo said pulling at her chee...
Chapter 180 - In the evening.
“What am I doing with my life,” John lamented, closed the window and spread his arms out on the cool, ravaged, stone floor. They had just beaten the second version of a boss, they thought would be no problem, and were all completely exhausted. The boss had been a hand. Like, literally, a giant hand, the nails alone...
Chapter 179 - Mono is a disease?!
“Choices, choices,” John mumbled. He had no need of either, regarded both of the classes as novelty. However, he was getting a free perk, so he might as well take it. The pervert inside him urged him to take Loverboy, while the Gamer decided that his class should take the lead. It was a mental battle between John...
Short Story – A rave before the game(r).
[This short story has been "requested" (really he let me write whatever I wanted, which I like) by Fenrius for the month of November 2017. It happens at the very beginning of the Gamer story.]‘This is super boring,’ Rave thought and sighed quietly. The teacher at the front was blabbering about some unimport...
Chapter 178 Breezing through the floors.
It turned out that, fortunately, the dungeon was temperate. Also, every single floor was a fucking joke. John couldn’t stretch that enough. A real, fucking, joke. Floor five, breezed through, floor six, decimated, seven, annihilated, eight, obliterated, nine, massacred. John had almost felt bad for the cupids they we...
No Chapter today, Sorry D;
Sickness is bad, I am unlikely to get a full chapter together today and if I do it won't be proofread. Typos are bad enough as is. Will hopefully be back tomorrow.
Chapter 177 - First rule of Lyly’s training.
“I will have to stress that whatever happens today will stay classified,” Lydia repeated for the third time in half an hour. “This includes all matters of sexual nature, but first and foremost we are talking about whatever skills or abilities anyone in this group, including me, reveals during this training. Nothi...
Reactive vs Proactive, a thought.
HELLO! Just bored, a bit sick, and have been thinking about this as I wrote the latest chapter (Which will be coming later, but you experience one or two days of hiatus as I recover from this cold, sorry in advance). The writing of proactive vs reactive protagonists.I think it was in Brandon Sanderson’s online lectur...
Chapter 176 - Twenty minutes tea time
“May I inquire what that noise is about?” Lydia asked. She had exchanged her uniform for a knee-height loose skirt, black stockings and a white blouse, all of which was tailored to fit her perfectly. John’s dick reminded him that it hadn’t been used in a bit, taking the mere sight of the princess as an excuse t...
Chapter 175 - fifteen minutes of silence.
The couple had arrived back at house a while, and a side-track to get a laptop for John, later. Without a key, he had faced momentary panic, but quickly was reminded of the fact that he had gotten two nice girls on the inside of the house. John had Aclysia open the door from the inside. “Welcome back, master,” Acly...
Chapter 174 - Running around the city.
“Well, that was nice,” John said. “Yu-p,” Rave agreed, popping the p sound. A moment of silence then John sighed heavily. “I think having powers just ruined fantasy movies for me,” he lamented, “can’t really get into when I see a force choke and think about how I would actually fight a Sith.” “By th...
Chapter 173 - Going Out
When John left the room and the exhausted princess behind he was of the firm mind to take a shower. Honestly he had needed it since waking up, he had gone through a pretty sweaty night in the first place, but now it really was time he got that out of the way. In the living room he was met by Rave, zapping through the t...
Chapter 172 - Intense negotiations.
“What? No!” Rave said and wrapped her arms around her boyfriend. “This is my man, ya get to share him with me, not take him away!” she laid down. “I have no such intentions,” Lydia explained, “I merely plan to cut your arrogance down as well, if you demand me to bend, you must be willing to be too. Beside...
Side Story Vote: Results
So, the Elemental Girls won. As making 3 chapters for four girls is a bit awkward I'll be writing one for each of the girls, for a total of 4, instead.
Chapter 171 - Explanations Finale – Playing the game
"I mean,” John gestured at the map, “you have all of this land, all of these resources, and the best you can do for your fighters are two random Americans?” he looked at her with a raised eyebrow. “You’ll have to excuse me if I am sceptic about that, princess.” “Ja, it is kinda weird,” Rave agreed.T...
Chapter 170 - Explanations 3 – Europa Universalis
"Not a whole bunch,” John freely admitted, “I don’t even know how exactly the borders look or who is in charge where. All I know is that the majority of the divided gates reside in Europe.” Lydia fell into thoughtful silence following that. “I cannot have that. Explaining the how and why’s for everythin...
Chapter 169 - Explanations 2 – Innate Abilities, Souls and Elementals
“I am a light user,” Rave explained and created a small flash of blue light in demonstration, “I also punch stuff. Guess you could call me a melee mage.” The princess hummed in understanding before asking: “Is your ability innate or acquired?” “Innate,” Rave answered. “You possess a light type soul?...
Chapter 168 - Explanations 1 – The Gamer
John woke up in a clean bed. He had used Craft on the bedsheets to instantly clean them, which was great because at the end they had been stained with sweat and all kinds of sexual fluids. As per usual Rave was still asleep. Normally he would have tried to wiggle his way out of bed without waking her up. That was impos...
Chapter 167 - Finally loving
The house’s bedrooms were all located on the second floor, safe for the one Lydia occupied that was at the far-end of the base floor. His girlfriend pushed her trolley on John before walking up the stairs. “Just so we are clear,” John announced while carrying the thing after her, “I am only obeying because I ge...
Chapter 166 - Things get moving.
Eventually their kiss broke and John was just happy to hold Rave in his arms. Although one of his hands travelled lower and put a hand on her firm butt. Had been too long since he felt that. Rave did not mind in the slightest, gave him mischievous wink instead. “So, will the princess have your ass?” she asked while...
Chapter 165 - His girlfriend couldn’t possibly land this soon.
Level 1 of Elementalist took just about the whole day to grind out. The challenges ranged from the simple numbers game of spending 20000 mana, to very specific stuff, like using a combo attack of Salamander and Undine to boil an enemy to death in exactly one minute (he got an achievement called ‘instant monster’ fo...
Chapter 164 - Testing the class system.
John woke up, brushed his teeth, had sex with Sylph, ate breakfast and then finally did what he hadn’t done in a long time. He opened his character sheet.Not a whole lot had changed here. He had spent the last 5 points he had gotten before the patch on Wisdom. Equipment was interesting however, for the sole reason th...
