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PODCAST 144 - An Underwhelming Car Crash

And before anyone says it- that's just the title of this episode, not a review of my whole Patreon.

Recording With Nico Wednesday Night!

Podcast out Thursday. (The Pics- Katie has been buying old vases from charity shops and I’ve been giving them little makeovers.)

Hoo Fort this would ever actually happen?

Well it is. Next month. If we die, we die.Hazy will be on soon to discuss the plan. We need boats, tents, groceries and brightly-coloured leotards so the rescue helicopter lads can see us. (Sorry about the delay with the Nico show. I am having to literally reconstruct it from a pile of out-of-sync audio).

PODCAST 143 - The Spider and The Butterfly

She fell, she fell, right under my spellOh now pretty baby come on!She danced, she danced, right into my handsOh now pretty baby come on!Be my butterfly.A-Haaaaaaaaaa!(Had a tech error with the Nico pod. Annoyingly not something I can blame him for. It'll be fine, just gonna take some time. Like so many things... L...

Little Update

1- That picture is all we really are. So relax. 2- Latest podcast with Nico out later today. 3- Recording with Noel tonight. 4- Joe Lycett is waiting in the wings. I want your agony aunt questions for him emailed to adviceneeded@icloud.com please.5- Look at that picture a bit more.

PODCAST 142 - Dogs Look Back in Anger

The authorities finally caught up with him.(Talking of The Stooges, I mentioned Pink Floyd's 'Set the Controls For the Heart of the Sun', I meant 'Interstellar Overdrive'. Thanks Covid!)

COMING SOON

Like, this evening. X

Guess Who’s Back?

I am reborn. Mostly. Sorry for not replying to your messages. I mean, that’s not a Covid thing but I did feel extra guilty through a haze of brain-fog and fever. I do read every message though and I think about replying. And I think you’ll find- it’s the thought that counts.Talking to Noella tomorrow. He’s been...

I’ve had a visit from an old friend

Feel like pure shite. If… I don’t make it… tell Sally from the pub… I always loved her… I’m so cold… so cold… more morphine you bastards… mother? is that you? … the light, it’s beautiful…

PODCAST 141 - Nico, the Gentleman Incel

A bit of constructive input from a wonderful friend leads local crimefighter Nico 'The Hawk' Tatarowicz into a mind-spiral of bitterness and never-ending celibacy.

PODCAST 140 - Hula-Hoop Mansion

I went to Noel's House Party, population: just me, unfortunately.I am available for children's parties.

We’re Gonna Talk Tonight

About how he didn’t save my life, but instead recorded me when I was off ma tits.

Better Quality Images

Thanks to Paul Brazil!

That Mad Q interview

Bit hard to read, sorry.

PODCAST 139 - Noelly- G Back in De Area

He's back and I'm going off on tour with the bugger. See you in Brighton and Bournemouth.

Deidre, You’ve Let Me Down Again

He’s proper sweaty here. Must be a tricky customer.

PODCAST 138 - Nico and Poot

Another stroll beyond the perimeter of acceptable podcasting.

Talking To Captain Seaside Tonight

Any advice needed? General questions? Recipes? Sex tips?(This pic is AI-generated from the prompt ‘a white-haired, middle-aged man with glasses in a Hawaiian shirt, called Captain Seaside, in an ice-cream truck’ and it came out looking UNCANNILY like Nico. Very concerning).

Chocolate Bar Results

Against odds of 1 in 19,600 NO ONE got the right answer. As far as I can see, a clever little girl called PETER HAROLD was the closest. He can email a voicenote enquiry for Noel to adviceneeded@icloud.comAww, Noel liking a Curly-Wurly at his age.

Nailing this Parenting Thing

‘Tears in Heaven’ was already a bold choice for the school run. Didn’t need the backstory.‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’ tomorrow.

PODCAST 137 - D'yer Wanna Be a Spaceman?

Noel is in Boston. Lock up the terriers.

I asked Noel which three he’d save from oblivion

See if you can guess his answer. First correct one gets to do a personal voicenote question to his highness. Bit of fun innit?

If Life Breaks Your Sword, Make a Dagger.

Father of the year.

PODCAST 136 - Nico's Wet Eyes

If reality is a simulation then the joke's on the creators because this recording is a fucking pointless load of bollocks and it undermines all the beautiful sunsets and stuff.

PODCAST 135 - Max Bedford and Lou Cipher

Tour Diary Week 3 - Let's get quizzical with Noely G in Detroit.

Good Work. Keep ‘em Coming.

PODCAST 134 - Noel in a Nutshell

Tour Diary week 2 - Our little mastermind is in Miami.(apologies for the audio issues at times)

PODCAST 133 - Level.

Nico is still very much a thing.

Update

Recorded 2hrs with Noely G last night and 3 hours with Nico today. Nico show out tomorrow. Noel show soon. X

Questions?

No promises I’ll get to them all. Or get to them at all. Paul Brazil can take the week off.