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Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Eighteen
Ana“…Which is why you should be careful to include his wife in as much of the conversation as possible.” Vrina finished, and Ana’s eyelid twitched again. They’d just spent the better part of an hour going over the dos and don’ts of dining with a male from another household, and she’d been overwhelmed by m...
New Chapters!
It's a new week, and I don't know if there's enough bloodstream in my coffee to deal with that information. Links to new chapters across all tiers:Coffee Tier- Chapter EightGalactic Aid Workers- Chapter ThirteenImperium/Resistance- Chapter SeventeenThanks as always for reading!Sir Chickenburger
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Seventeen
Tommy (continued)“You’ve got to be joking. No. I won’t do it.”Seamus scoffed, “Oh come off it. Every teenage lad dreams of being told he has to fuck for his country.”“Firstly, this isn’t my country, and secondly, they’re not even human! It’s disgusting. I’d rather get burned to death with plasma t...
New Chapters!
Hi everyone! Hope this week is treating you all well. Links to new chapters across all tiers:Coffee Tier- Chapter Seven Galactic Aid Workers- Chapter Twelve Imperium/Resistance- Chapter Sixteen Thanks as always for reading!Sir Chickenburger
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Sixteen
Melbourne, Australia385 days post-invasionTommyThis time, Tommy walked through the checkpoint with his head held high.In the days following his run-in with the off-duty soldiers, he’d done a lot of soul-searching. He’d replayed his conversation with Seamus in his mind a dozen times. It would have been easier to sta...
New Chapters are up!
I'm still experimenting with the best ways to notify everyone in lower tiers about their content unlocking, since I want it to be as easy for you to find your chapters as possible but I also don't want to overfill my feed.In future I will likely write a template for an update similar to this one, then provide l...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Fifteen
Ana“There will be no further questions”The PR officer gave Ana a weary look as she turned back from addressing the crowd, and she lowered her head into a slight bow. “Thank you, Specialist Cardoso,” she said, whatever trick she’d used to amplify her voice now gone. “I’m sure you’re looking forward to so...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Fourteen
Jel (continued)“Absolutely.”Jel’s eyebrows shot upwards, and he had to stifle a smile at the way the military aide’s bicep twitched and her head spun around to stare wide-eyed at the human, drawing breath to cut the response off.“But,” Specialist Cardoso continued, and the kespan stilled, narrowing her eyes...
Welcome!
Thank you, truly, for taking the time to visit my patreon. Being a successful writer is a dream of mine, one that I'm working hard to make a reality. If you're here, that hopefully means that you've enjoyed my work, and for that, I am already so grateful. A little about me; I am an Australian university stu...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Thirteen
Ervamir 3- Upper Orbit383 days post-inductionJel“I was really hoping to be planetside by now,” Rumarr grumbled, and her eyes flicked from side to side behind her eyepiece as she adjusted its capture settings for the lighting conditions. “Why do you think they’ve got us all crammed into this hall anyway?”Jel s...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Twelve
Earth- High Orbit382 days post-invasionAnaAna wasn’t sure when she’d started crying. The window was immense, a slab of clear crystal twice the width of her entire apartment back in Rio. It ran from wall to wall, ceiling to floor, and standing before it was much like standing at the edge of an infinitely tall cliff....
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter 11.5 (NSFW)
[Note: This is an 18+ bonus chapter. It contains no important story threads and a whole lot of graphic alien sex. If this does not interest you, you can continue reading from chapter 12 onwards without missing anything important. To the rest of you- Godspeed you magnificent animals. Godspeed].JelThis is a blatant attem...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Eleven
Ervamir 3- Upper Orbit382 Earth-days post-inductionJelJelakka Mar’miar was having a hard time.He’d never admit to it, not given how hard he’d fought to be sitting where he was, but it was true. Even tucked into the crux of Skara’s shoulder and surrounded by her familiar scent, he still missed the rest of his wi...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Ten
Melbourne outskirts, Australia382 Earth days post-inductionMiraiI can’t believe we got suckered into this.It was the first day of her crew’s new role as security contractors for an Imperium military base, and Captain Mirai was feeling like a rotisserie bric’ek as she turned her head once more to allow the relentl...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Nine
New York City381 Earth days post-invasionYasminIt was just after six in the morning, and the sun had begun to make its presence known with a grey lightening of the sky across the New York City boroughs. On the streets outside, the morning birds were striking up a tentative morning tune and, despite the early winter chi...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Eight
Tommy (continued)Ah, shit. Here comes trouble.Three kespan soldiers were walking down the sidewalk approaching them. The two in front wore confident smirks and walked with an exaggerated strut that made their hips and tails sway from side to side, while the third ambled along behind, flustered and blushing. He could te...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Seven
TommySeveral hours after arriving home, Tommy lay awake in bed with his eyes open, listening to the soft wingbeats of fruit bats and the rustling of leaves outside his window.It felt like he’d been living the past year with a grey shroud over his head. Now, someone had lifted the corner, and a new light had shone thr...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Six
Ana (continued)It didn’t take long for one of the aliens to walk over. Fully suited up with an opaque visored helmet that mirrored Ana’s own, they stood at a height that would have been tall for a human woman, somewhere between Bruiser and Raker’s heights. A single row of breasts and a strange triangular tail-lik...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Five
Ana (continued)The first time Ana donned the suit, it had come with a stern warning from the range commander.“There’s a kill switch built into these prototype units,” she’d explained, looking Ana dead in the eye. “You’re here because you’ve been tested and passed intake, but frankly, you’re human, so th...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Four
Rio De Janeiro380 Earth days post-invasionAnaAna Cardoso was trying hard not to stare for too long at any of the strange beings she was sharing a shuttle ride with.Despite making up most of the Imperial troops stationed on Earth, fewer kespans were being deployed to missions in hot zones due to battle fatigue and moral...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Three
[Author Note: Patreon's text editing is maddeningly slow if I use anything but its default spacing. It took me two hours just to reformat the last two chapters from word. I want to get this material out a bit quicker than that, so please forgive the slight change in formatting in the following chapters]Tommy (conti...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter Two
Melbourne, Australia380 Earth days post-invasionTommyThe air above the dark asphalt shimmered outside the Derrimut community centre, the November sunshine unseasonably harsh, a herald of hot, dry summer months to come. Over the top of the road that led into the centre, a hastily erected concrete gateway stood with fore...
Killer Kittens from Outer Space- Chapter One
Ervamir 3- Low OrbitGalactic Year 5635378 Earth days post-inductionMiraiSomeone had to fix this fucking mess.The steady thrum of circulating air from the life support system was Captain Mirai’s only companion as she hung her pink head in her hands. Trimmed claws found purchase in the loose skin of her scalp, digging ...
