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Happy World Emoji Day!
a la calendar style 😘😍🥰🤗😆😜 comment your fave emoji!!!
Hosting HQ Tonight!
(But not in this dress cuz I wore it two weeks ago, duh!)
Mid-July Video Newsletter
Here's what's been up with me. It's not very exciting, so if you need a bedtime story tonight, use this!
HQ Dress Photo Shoot Part 1
A patron requested a shoot in the dress I wore on HQ this past week... and his wish is my command! I took all of these myself with my phone and a tripod... so I’m pretty sure I have a future career as a photographer now lol. Patreon only lets you post 10 photos at a time, so here are the first 10... more coming all w...
Volume Down! (for the sake of your ears)
I don't have a professional recording studio (obviously), and this song requires a bit of belting... so BE WARNED lol. Some of the high notes crack my sound system a little (I swear it's not my voice!!) and I'm just learning how to use my microphone for more than my podcast. I have no idea how to finesse th...
TRIPLE HEADER
Thanks for your patience, everyone! I’m gonna be dropping a brand new photo shoot, song, and newsletter this weekend :) and just wanted to say once again how appreciative I am of your continued support. ❤️ (also gonna try getting you that other slime video?!)
Recent Audition Tape
If you listen to my podcast, you'll know that my pod partner (Mike Janela) and I realized midway through our recording that we auditioned for the same job this past week. (Side note: if you don't listen to the podcast, you should! It's called "Living the Damn Dream" and it's about us flopping ou...
HQ Movie Trivia Tonight at 9pmET
Just a heads up that you might wanna play this! 😘😘
Swimsuit Season!
Took these after I made my newsletter yesterday. Thanks for the positive feedback on that! You’re all wonderful 😍😍🙏 and don’t worry, I’m wearing sunscreen!!!
Video Newsletter #3
Here's what's up! Happy Sunday :)
Twerk About It
Somebody (I forget who) wrote a song called "Twerk About It," and I made this ridiculous music video, which I never posted. Moral of the story: if you need to remedy any situation, you can twerk about it and VOILA! ALL BETTER! Other moral of the story: I cannot actually twerk. Therefore, I had to speed up all o...
Fuck Gender!
I just rewatched Crazy Stupid Love, and I think this monologue is super funny, so fuck the gender... here is me as Ryan Gosling! Let me know if you've seen this film or remember this scene!
Beach Day
aaaaaand here's the beauty? Am I allowed to say that?
Double Header!
Needed a few days off, so thanks for your patience! Gonna give you a little beauty AND brains today. So first.... here is the teaser to my pilot I've been writing over quarantine. I can't post the whole thing, but just know... it's sexy, it's funny, it's dark, it's based on my true stories... an...
Happy Hump Day!
Sorry (not sorry) if I give you nightmares with that last one. Had to insert a little comedy, but they ARE my humps.
Sunday Song
Here's a different skill set of mine. I actually originally was dead set on being a musical theater actress (and performed in Les Miserables on the Broadway stage when I was 17 years old), but changed my focus once I realized I couldn't dance and chronically began to lose my voice in college (due to vocal cord ...
I Hope You Have the SLIIIIIIME of Your Life
(and I hope you like dad jokes and parents who can barely handle recording on my phone)...but yeah, I GOT SLIMED!*same video as last night, but re-uploaded for the people who were having problems.
Hi everyone...
These are hard times, and I'm definitely struggling in my own way (and in many ways)... although I cannot begin to imagine what so many others are going through and feeling. I have taken a break from creating content on my regular social media platforms to direct people's attention toward other more pressing is...
Dance Warm Up :)
To get ready to film sketches, I usually play a little classical music, get in the groove... HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!!
Sideboob
Remember dressing rooms? I just found this selfie I snapped from inside one several months ago. Probably the best sideboob I’ve ever documented so Happy Sideboob Sunday. I should have bought this leotard. That is all. I have some great new content coming this week... in the meantime, enjoy your Memorial Day and stay ...
Thailand Part 1
I was lucky enough to get to visit Thailand right before the pandemic became a pandemic. COVID19 was already in China and I had to travel through Hong Kong to reach my destination (and actually layover there on the way home), which was pretty scary. But of course, I didn’t purchase travel insurance, the airline would...
Scene from Showtime's Shameless
I rarely get the chance to show my dramatic acting, so here's a little something serious. Don't worry, more funny stuff... sexy stuff... alllllll the stuff.... to come.
Me & my Calvins Photo Dump #1
Sooooo many photos are actually behind the one shot that goes on social media. I’ve posted one or two in my CK apparel... here are some more. Happy Sunday, y’all! ☀️
If you're here for the brains...
I wrote this scene tonight. Not sure if I'll ever make it, but hope you enjoy it! (Also, I uploaded it as an attachment, which I've never done before, so I hope it works!)
TGIF
Just kidding. Days really mean nothing to me at this point. Anyway, here are some photos that will probably go on my Instagram at some point, but feel wildly inappropriate to post in the current times. So please enjoy them in the meantime. 😘😘
Jake & Julia
In case you've binged all of Netflix and Hulu and HBO, here's a short film I did. It's sexy, funny, cute... all of the things. There are even feet :) hope you enjoy it! Happy Tuesday!
Video Newsletter #2
Here’s what’s going on with me!
Pussy lovers ONLY
This one is exclusively for my cat people. Here are Sophia’s fave spots today (Caturday). Fun fact: she currently loves pita chips and string cheese. If she hears me opening a Polly-O wrapper, she literally comes running from the other room. As for the pita chips, she licks the salt off, then starts crunching them. D...
"O" Scene from When Harry Met Sally
SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT WATCH WITH AUDIO ON FULL BLAST, ESPECIALLY IF SIGNIFICANT OTHERS ARE IN THE ROOM (unless they understand my humor, of course).Now, I can't recreate the exact scene for you because I don't know how pervs on the internet would use it (actually I know EXACTLY how they'd use it), so here&#...
Saturday sweat sesh
I’ve been nursing a shoulder injury all quar, but still do pilates almost every day (with modifications). It’s gorgeous here in NYC today (finally above 70°F) but not worth risking my health for... so I got my cardio on inside per usual, but with the windows open. Here’s what I recommend: google or search YouTub...
