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New MAW SOCKS in the store!

Hi everyone! We wanted to give patrons the first heads up-- we finally made the Maw socks that we've been dreaming of for years! It's a repeating pattern of maws in various poses-- a pattern that would look nice between your shoe and the hem of your pant leg!Tomorrow we'll be sharing these with our readers ...

BARBAROUS Season 2: Chapter 7 Page 5

Early update!

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I've been spending my evening Elden Ring time trying to avoid really difficult endgame areas, and instead have been getting completely demolished in previously unexplored difficult mid-game areas, which has been somehow more exciting ✨

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Between me and Ananth, we've agreed that Percy has been spending her entire journey around The Lands Between looking for moisturizer, good luck to her 😔🙏

BARBAROUS Season 2: Chapter 7 Page 4

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IM SORRY DRAGON!!! This guy was mandatory to finish someone's quest and get some interesting game lore U___U RIP🙏🥀

BARBAROUS Season 2: Chapter 7 Page 3

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The imps got their own "plot relevant" area!!!!! I was so proud of them!!! It honestly made me really happy to see them be acknowledged by a quest!(*for reference since this is an optional area: this is in the unlockable western area of the mountaintops of the giants)

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(oh my god there are 80 of these now)Percy stole all of Rykard's stuff and has been trying out a VAMPIRE BUILD!!!! I'm missing a lot of other cool add-ons but it's been fun! >:D I love this stupid wiggly sword

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A lot of people were telling me this was a fun gimmick fight - it still took like 2 hours for me to do this one lol!!! I guess it was partially because I insisted on finishing it with the imps, who don't do well with lava - they were troopers!!!!

BARBAROUS Season 2: Chapter 7 Page 2

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FINALLY went back to finish up all the requests at Volcano Manor and came to the conclusion I didn't want to do Patches' homework for him lolApparently Patches is a legacy character who appears in most other Fromsoft games-- but I've never played other Fromsoft games! But I actually liked Patches a lot, I l...

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Accidentally ran into Rodeo Bug part 2??? I didn't even kill Rodeo Bug part 1 yet???????

BARBAROUS Season 2: Chapter 7 Page 1

And we're back!

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The pit crew of summons has solidified themselves into two groups: "reliable headless ladies" and "goblin" 🙏

PERCY'S SO CUTE

I'm so excited to start sharing Barbarous chapter 7 with everyone!!!! It's been really fun to work on and so hard not to be able to show off what we're doing. I hope everyone enjoys the ride!We're starting up the next chapter THIS WEEK at johnnywander.com!!!! So please look forward to it!!!

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The area immediately after [redacted] is really scaled up in difficulty so WE LEFT!!! Goodbye destroyed floating city full of banished knights!!!!!!

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*elevator music plays quietly*

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I GOT TO A BIG STORY BEAT!!!!! I guess it's "mandatory" to continue in the game but WHOOPS!!!!!! SORRY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

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One evening I sat down to do a "not trying" joke run of the Fire Giant, cast scarlet rot on him and ran around on my horsey until he died, WHOOPS, very anticlimactic.

BARBAROUS CHAPTER 7 COVER

BARBAROUS IS BACK! Season 2 continues! The comic will begin posting pages next week! Thanks for your patience!

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THANK YOU TICHE, THE SCARY BABYBIRD KEPT ON FREEZING ME TO DEATH

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After throwing myself at the wall of Optional Boss, I finally looked up a cheat for killing Alecto: Black Knife Ringleader and unlocked her daughter Tiche as summon!!!!Tiche's whole thing is like, she's supposed to be one of the best summons in the game but also I just killed her mom?? This is her flavor text:&...

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eyyyyy #69 why have I been doing these for so longapparently the Fire Giant is a huge bottleneck to finish the latter portion of the game but like, what if I came back later

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Crab Boil Guy (Blackguard Big Boggart) is actually one of my favorite NPCs, I've been actively avoiding [spoiler] in order to make sure he gets out of Percy's playthrough alive. He's super hard to find in the latter half of the game and I died like three times trying to get to his location. All for you, Cra...

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Found a Worm Face forest!!!!!! I have no idea what their problem is but I don't like killing them, they seem like a bunch of very depressed cursed dudes. Take care, weirdos 💖

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I realized we'd missed like 50% of all potential Alexander interactions and just finally looked him up online. FOR A GIGANTIC SENTIENT JAR HE'S VERY ILLUSIVE!!!!Anyway I had to kill another dragon in order to hang out with Alexander for a bit, but also Fire Wyrms are more like big bipedal lizards with swords th...

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this was probably the hardest/my least favorite fight of the game so far!!! I didn't care for it!!!!!!!!!!!!! A bunch of our friends were like, "oh this was so much fun, I really enjoyed that one"! I am not good at video games!!!!anyway we did it!!!🏆

BACK FROM ALA!!!!

WE'VE RETURNED FROM ALA!!! IT WAS GOOD BUT VERY TIRING!!!!I don't know if "4-day convention" is something I have the stamina for anymore?? But if you need to go to a non-fandom trade show and also you're a professional in the publishing/librarian space, ALA (American Library Association Convention) ...